Trevor Noah

But they kept asking over and over and over and over.

And finally, I don't know why I said it, but I said, if I don't have to work some weekend, then I'll go.

And two days later, I called my boss up, as I always did, because it was a bar mitzvah, a wedding, a this or a that.

He said, you won't believe it, Steve, but the wedding was called off, so take the weekend off.

I don't think so.

I think it was just bad luck or synchrony.

But I was like, hmm, I'm wondering if I'm meant to go with these folks, these fun people.

Well, I went to their house, and I made a mistake.

This was way before cell phones, so I made the mistake to not bring my car so I'd have wheels if I didn't like it.

That was a big mistake.

And I didn't have a phone number to tell my family or anybody where I was, so nobody knew where I was.

And we're driving up to Tarrytown to this multimillion-dollar estate, and as we're passing, it's dark at night, it was snowy,

I'm in their van.

Oh, you're in their van.

I'm in their van.

And one of the people at the front says, this weekend we're going to have a joint workshop with the Unification Church.

And I went, what?

What?

I'm Jewish.

What's this?