Trevor Noah

Take me back now.

And they worked on me, worked on me, worked on me.

So they got me to stay for the third day.

And I felt like my brain had been in a washing machine.

I remember that, but I knew I needed to get the hell out of there, and I just got angry and kept saying, I want to go home, I want to go home.

They started pressuring me to stay for a seven-day workshop after the three-day workshop, and nothing worked until I threatened violence that I don't want to be here.

So they did let me go home.

And my mother and my father were like, where were you?

We were worried.

Your eyes are all glassy.

Were you drugged?

And I said, I don't think they drugged me.

I haven't slept much.

And that's a major technique of mind control.

My mother said, let's go talk to the rabbi.

That was her go-to.

And I went, sure, I'll talk to the rabbi.

And he was completely clueless of what to say or even what to ask.

And he thought I wanted to convert to Christianity, which was the furthest thing on my mind.

But they had put in three days, they had put the idea in my head that we were living at a moment in history where the world was going to be transformed to be this Garden of Eden paradise.