Trevor Noah

Your eyes are all glassy.

Were you drugged?

And I said, I don't think they drugged me.

I haven't slept much.

And that's a major technique of mind control.

My mother said, let's go talk to the rabbi.

That was her go-to.

And I went, sure, I'll talk to the rabbi.

And he was completely clueless of what to say or even what to ask.

And he thought I wanted to convert to Christianity, which was the furthest thing on my mind.

But they had put in three days, they had put the idea in my head that we were living at a moment in history where the world was going to be transformed to be this Garden of Eden paradise.

because the messiah was coming they didn't say moon was the messiah yet just that we're in this moment and so i asked the rabbi that what he should have said is steve i've never heard of this group but let me tell you if a group is legitimate it will stand up to scrutiny

Promise me you won't be in touch with them for the next few weeks and we'll research it together.

That's what he should have said to me.

He didn't know to say that.

So I'm back at home, three days of hypnotic programming in my head.

And I'm going, these people think the Messiah is coming.

I want to write poetry.

You're back in your normal life, yeah.

Save the world, write poetry.