Trevor Noah

So they tell the story.

So the husband was like, all right, go.

Told the wife like, run, run, run.

I'll fight the bear.

And then, yeah.

And then the wife ran.

Then the husband was like, wah, wah.

Then you can't fight a bear.

You can just like...

distract i guess whatever entertain it you can entertain it you can receive and entertain yes you can receive the punishment and you can entertain the bear and this happens at some point he's basically knocked unconscious the bear stops and is like wait where did that lady go then the bear runs off

attacks the woman, mauls her, mauls her, mauls her.

Then when she's also like sort of like passed out, then goes back to the guy, then like goes back and forth.

And then luckily they survived, but you know, like the bear like mauled them.

But I remember going like, that bear might be an asshole.

Okay, okay, I like this.

Yeah.

You laugh about this, but I remember going on a game drive and a friend of mine is a game ranger and he was telling me about how elephants display many of the similar characteristics that we do in our society.

And one of them is

if a group of young male elephants don't have like an older father figure elephant, they just get up to mischief.

They destroy trees.