Trevor Noah

I'm trying to argue with this teacher as he grabs the shoulders and pulls off this jersey while he's plucking me up and putting me on stage.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

All of that happened.

And I knew I had one option here.

Because the other option was if I jump off stage, I'll make a bigger idiot of myself because this rickety desk might actually be the end of me.

Then I stood there and I continued singing the song.

Our father who went on and on until they all kept quiet.

And I switched between the two songs, Zulu version, the English version, and it ended.

Then from then onwards, everyone called me our father for that year.

Then I was like, it's ironic because- If they didn't call you suspenders.

So that was my story.

And then I went home and I told my mom,

That story.

And, you know, I was so embarrassed because it felt like a long day, obviously, of what happened.

The nicknames that happened afterwards on my way home, playing soccer afterwards there.

And my mom said, you know, where, where, okay, in Zulu she said, means, where were you broken?

Then I said, no, they hurt my feelings.

She said, yeah, yeah, I hear that.

But is there any part of you that they took away from you physically?