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Trevor (Trev)

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198 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

Everybody will laugh at me.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

They'll give me a stupid nickname.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

Option two, I can just grip the side of the generator and just rip off of here.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

worry about the pain and the damage later.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

So I'm like, I don't really want to do that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

The cynical side, option three is like, I sit here, I die from exposure.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

Best case scenario, it makes a good story and like they make a safety PowerPoint from me and I'm famous for that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

So I'm like, no, all right, I'll go with option one.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

So I'm looking around, maybe I'll like try and get somebody's attention.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

But then I'm thinking, well, the drill sergeants are going to find out about it, right?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

And then if they find out about it, they're probably going to smoke everybody because one, I was off patrol.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

Two, I kind of got undressed in the middle of this patrol camp.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

Yeah, I sure didn't.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

So I was like, all right, you know what?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

Too much time has passed.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

I got to make a decision.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

I hear some of the tents like starting next to me.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

Maybe somebody's getting up and just instant panic.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

I'm like, all right, no, I don't want anybody to find out.