Trevor Wallace

Can I dab with it?

Start cooking with the crowd going off my like guided material.

And then 20 minutes later, I'd be like,

hold on, you said you had a bow constrictor as your first blow job, and then I'll bring it back.

You know, because I'm like, let me warm up real quick.

You can't just start yelling this shit.

It's like, because I want to feel, it's like working out.

I don't want to just go and hit my PR right off the bat.

It's like, let me kind of like, let me do some lunges real quick.

So what do you tell people that feel like they're working a dead end job and they're like, I don't know if I have any hobbies and I just, I don't have any time to work life balance.

It would excite you, yeah.

I miss that feeling.

Dude, I had a Spanish class with this girl and her name was Bailey.

And I would get so excited on Monday, just in hopes that she'd ask me about my weekend.

Oh God.

She has like three kids now, but the, somebody beat me to it.

Probably multiple people.

She has three babies.

No, she was a white girl, but kind of went the stolen valor route.

She'd kind of pencil in her eyebrows and she thought she was Latina.