Tucker Carlson
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And I got to a stream.
And I couldn't find a way around it.
It's more of Brooke.
So I began to weep.
And at that point, as I was defecating in my shorts and weeping, I realized I had no answers.
No answers.
So I reached out to my friend Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
Mr. Grassy.
And Minoge, whatever his last name is, invented five hour or four hour or three hour, how would I know, energy drink.
Minoge something.
And I said, you guys, you guys get in that sweat lodge and don't come out until I have an idea.
And when they emerged, they tongue kissed me and I had an idea.
Didn't see that coming.
I'm going to turn for the homoerotic.
And that idea was nuclear power.
He's been to the mountain.
I've been to the mountain.
I got confused on the mountain.
Kids should have to memorize that in fifth grade.
So, yeah, I think what's going on in the cult of personality is you can't say, whether you're a politician or you're Mussolini or Hitler or whoever you are, you can't go, oh, I don't know the way.