Tyler McCauley

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That's why. What is your take on... We published a Subway take today, and it was that people who make you take your shoes off when you enter their home should not be allowed to entertain.

That's why. What is your take on... We published a Subway take today, and it was that people who make you take your shoes off when you enter their home should not be allowed to entertain.

That's why. What is your take on... We published a Subway take today, and it was that people who make you take your shoes off when you enter their home should not be allowed to entertain.

Well, they're saying fuck Asians, fuck Arabs, fuck Native Americans. Yeah, what are you talking about? Shoes are filthy. What's wrong with you? Shoes are disgusting. I guess what kind of person said this? I'm not going to say what kind of person said this. It was a white woman. Let me guess. Flavorless? A flavorless person? That's the top comment. Unseasoned chicken eater for sure.

Well, they're saying fuck Asians, fuck Arabs, fuck Native Americans. Yeah, what are you talking about? Shoes are filthy. What's wrong with you? Shoes are disgusting. I guess what kind of person said this? I'm not going to say what kind of person said this. It was a white woman. Let me guess. Flavorless? A flavorless person? That's the top comment. Unseasoned chicken eater for sure.

Well, they're saying fuck Asians, fuck Arabs, fuck Native Americans. Yeah, what are you talking about? Shoes are filthy. What's wrong with you? Shoes are disgusting. I guess what kind of person said this? I'm not going to say what kind of person said this. It was a white woman. Let me guess. Flavorless? A flavorless person? That's the top comment. Unseasoned chicken eater for sure.

That was the top comment on that video.

That was the top comment on that video.

That was the top comment on that video.

She literally said she would rather risk having feces on the carpet than to look at her friend's toe.

She literally said she would rather risk having feces on the carpet than to look at her friend's toe.

She literally said she would rather risk having feces on the carpet than to look at her friend's toe.

And this was a very posh, elegant...

And this was a very posh, elegant...

And this was a very posh, elegant...

wonderful british woman and i i just couldn't believe what was coming out of her mouth and i was like why are you why are you doing this and is it that much of an inconvenient like i've had parties where i make everyone take their shoes off like 60 people 70 people yeah because it gets disgusting otherwise you have all that filth in your house i know and it's amazing everyone's like running around in their socks it's like we're little kids again

wonderful british woman and i i just couldn't believe what was coming out of her mouth and i was like why are you why are you doing this and is it that much of an inconvenient like i've had parties where i make everyone take their shoes off like 60 people 70 people yeah because it gets disgusting otherwise you have all that filth in your house i know and it's amazing everyone's like running around in their socks it's like we're little kids again

wonderful british woman and i i just couldn't believe what was coming out of her mouth and i was like why are you why are you doing this and is it that much of an inconvenient like i've had parties where i make everyone take their shoes off like 60 people 70 people yeah because it gets disgusting otherwise you have all that filth in your house i know and it's amazing everyone's like running around in their socks it's like we're little kids again

It wasn't Emma Watson, no. No, no, no, no.