Tyrus

I need some good news.

Sitting there sipping on cold truth.

I got it.

Carvel, Carvel, my sexy little chameleon.

If you watch the whole thing of that, first of all, that entire rant was brought to you by Jack Daniels.

He had a couple, I think, and decided to tell how it was.

But he forgets.

He literally said with his, well, I don't know if his face is straight because he's got that Gollum look kind of going on, but whatever's left of the soggy mess that used to be a skull that had a brain in it, he literally said, President, you're not going to be ready for this because we're coming after you.

I'm sorry.

When are they not?

From the time he stepped on the escalator, they've been after him.

17 impeachments, all these Trump fake cases, all the time, assassination attempts.

They're like, they go in favor of it.

So at what point do you think the president is going to get caught slipping?

He even went on to say, which was probably my favorite part, was that it was going to be like getting punched in the face by Mike Tyson.

Again, poor choice of words because Mike Tyson voted for President Trump.

And so I don't think he was going to punch him.

I think he's going to hug him.

You, on the other hand, with that type of verbiage, you might want to duck with what's left of that soggy bone of bitterness that is you and the Democratic Party.

So, you know, you lose one of the houses, you lose one of the houses.