Uncle Si

They're not slinging spaghetti on the walls.

Other people's aren't. That's the truest statement. Everybody thinks their own kids are cute. I'm just telling you, there's somebody out there that thinks your kid's ugly. If you're listening to this, your kids might be ugly. My kid might be ugly. I don't know.

Other people's aren't. That's the truest statement. Everybody thinks their own kids are cute. I'm just telling you, there's somebody out there that thinks your kid's ugly. If you're listening to this, your kids might be ugly. My kid might be ugly. I don't know.

Other people's aren't. That's the truest statement. Everybody thinks their own kids are cute. I'm just telling you, there's somebody out there that thinks your kid's ugly. If you're listening to this, your kids might be ugly. My kid might be ugly. I don't know.

they do that i don't know how when do they start eating they don't yeah i don't i i legitimately don't think my middle child bins consumes more than a roll and maybe a fruit gummy a day allison and i talk about that she really makes me feel better about the situation how are you still alive well what's weird is they will go five days where it feels like they don't eat 500 calories

they do that i don't know how when do they start eating they don't yeah i don't i i legitimately don't think my middle child bins consumes more than a roll and maybe a fruit gummy a day allison and i talk about that she really makes me feel better about the situation how are you still alive well what's weird is they will go five days where it feels like they don't eat 500 calories

they do that i don't know how when do they start eating they don't yeah i don't i i legitimately don't think my middle child bins consumes more than a roll and maybe a fruit gummy a day allison and i talk about that she really makes me feel better about the situation how are you still alive well what's weird is they will go five days where it feels like they don't eat 500 calories

But before you can be a grandpa, you might have to have another one.

But before you can be a grandpa, you might have to have another one.

But before you can be a grandpa, you might have to have another one.

I'm going to let these two talk just as John David's signing off.

I'm going to let these two talk just as John David's signing off.

I'm going to let these two talk just as John David's signing off.

you know it's like well that ain't a girl hold on um quick question for y'all though what the first time y'all were only having one right yeah the first ultrasound was just one baby one baby two babies boy girl two penises every time we went into the i told him quit saying anything yeah a guy came up to me that we all know i'm not gonna announce their baby for him so we're gonna leave names out of it yeah and he said on easter he's like hey man gonna be a dad i was like

you know it's like well that ain't a girl hold on um quick question for y'all though what the first time y'all were only having one right yeah the first ultrasound was just one baby one baby two babies boy girl two penises every time we went into the i told him quit saying anything yeah a guy came up to me that we all know i'm not gonna announce their baby for him so we're gonna leave names out of it yeah and he said on easter he's like hey man gonna be a dad i was like

you know it's like well that ain't a girl hold on um quick question for y'all though what the first time y'all were only having one right yeah the first ultrasound was just one baby one baby two babies boy girl two penises every time we went into the i told him quit saying anything yeah a guy came up to me that we all know i'm not gonna announce their baby for him so we're gonna leave names out of it yeah and he said on easter he's like hey man gonna be a dad i was like

man congrats you've been to the doctor and everything he's like yeah had our first one i said well martin had his first one and there was only one because he literally said it's only one though and i was like that's a weird thing to say and so then don't count them chickens but wait till the second i said there might be two he's like no there's only one i said that's how it was for martin and he goes

man congrats you've been to the doctor and everything he's like yeah had our first one i said well martin had his first one and there was only one because he literally said it's only one though and i was like that's a weird thing to say and so then don't count them chickens but wait till the second i said there might be two he's like no there's only one i said that's how it was for martin and he goes

man congrats you've been to the doctor and everything he's like yeah had our first one i said well martin had his first one and there was only one because he literally said it's only one though and i was like that's a weird thing to say and so then don't count them chickens but wait till the second i said there might be two he's like no there's only one i said that's how it was for martin and he goes

And then he went to tell Allison, and he goes, but we're not sure if it's one or two of you. She told me that story.