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Almost all of them had just gotten out of a long relationship.

All right. I love you.

Do you want to sing a tune or something? Or a theme song? Oh. Okay, great.

We don't have a theme song for this new show, so here I go, go, go. We're gonna ask some random questions, and with the help of our cherries, we'll get some suggestions. I'm a flyer, I'm a fish.

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Bye. 40 degrees in Georgia. It was a snow on Friday.

Get your skis out, Nermy.

That is chilly.

Oh, boy.

I would imagine at this point you're Bennett. You said I'm not in it. But are you Team Blake or Team Justin? He said, I don't speak English, Gail. I'm team It Ends With Us.

Congratulations, Brendan. I didn't expect you to end it. I'm just messing with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But we're glad you're here and continue. He's like, yeah, Gail, yeah.

Yeah, Gail, you've got jokes. Thank you, Brendan.

I have a question. Oh, hi, Ryan Reynolds.

How's it going?

Come here, Zizian.

Absolutely.

Yeah.

But that's not real.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last podcast. On the left.

Not just for... You're going to want to get... All right, we're going to wake up me wife. All right, you're working me hard, right? You're jangling my rings.

I've played that game before. That's why I want to kill it so bad. I didn't know what it was that I was feeling, you know. And then I was looking at it, and I got a little smell of my favorite spice. Oh, we're saved. I found my Connect Four game. I lost one of the pieces. Let's cut off one of the boy's nipples.

Yeah, I'm here for the soldiers.

Fly from your grave.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

bored I'm sick of your story I've heard every one of your jokes and each one ends with the black guy fucking the white woman have you ever been to the Netherlands I can't hear it again yes and they're horrible

And I looked at that, and that is a halved fig.

That's stupid. None of you tried. None of you tried like I tried. It looks like a J. Yeah, actually.

asshole. Yeah, yeah, he's a real asshole, right? Yeah, he's a piece of shit. Yeah, and I'm over here. This is Nerd Mountain. Yeah, yeah, here's where I go. That's where I go to look at all the nerds. And that there is Rapist Cove.

Hey, buddy, with the R word.

Yeah.

You're right.

It's a disease, this alcoholism. I'm addicted to Merlot. I can't stop. I was drinking with Jerry.

No! What about my weekend? Live from your grave.

I knew, should have known this was happening. Should have known this was happening. Hey, you want to see a rub trick?

What if the Milky Way is upside down?

I promise I will do nothing. He's got shells. Get them.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

Why are you doing this? Stop it!

Drowning was working so well.

Yeah, but this is what the audience wants. They want more creativity. They want us to dig deeper.

Okay.

Hey, look. I'm bored!

I'm bored! I'm bored!

I'm not doing it if I gotta fuck it after.

It's just amazing. I like mine poached.

Low, low odds.

He was their friend. This is kind of awesome.

Go inside now! Go to the police! My God! When they found him, his legs were in the water. Get my legs, damn it! Those are the shoes I was married in!

What a horrible surprise! Oh, wow! Thank God! I guess I don't have to tie my fucking laces anymore!

Yeah, I think he was aiming for the moose.

Yeah.

He's the very first one.

He's not food, bro. And the other guy just kept eating. And the other guy away was like ripping his skin.

He's like, hey, dude, fucking lay off that.

That's the funniest day in Miami. That's a funny day.

Just being like, hey, you want a nose? Nah.

That guy was just charging at me.

He went fast, dude. That was fast. Completely naked.

And then all of a sudden, on the rearview mirror of my vehicle, I see this naked guy just running towards my neighbor's car, which was parked right next to me.

Once he fell back, I was scared. I was shocked. I didn't know what else to do. So I backed up. Whoa! That's awesome! vidrio stepped on the gas yeah i turned and i bumped into my neighbor's van that's when i saw the guy flying off the car slam into this wall she called 9-1-1 i was scared i literally thought i was gonna die that day

Ah, it ain't.

Just don't talk to the ladies.

Just make it to the trash can and back.

Brothers!

I'll take your little boy from Montauk.

See, it's all about after the fact.

Just throwing and bubbling him into the time tunnel.

Duncan, what's his name? Call me out. Oh my God, Eddie. I'm not even joking. That might be one of the keys to this whole fucking thing.

Oh, my God. We have to be careful. We have to be careful. Paul Simon, where's Art Garfunkel?

And then the kid goes like, hey, let me go. We'll cut that part and then we'll keep the rest of it. Okay, but I think it'll work.

It's not really the chair that makes the chair. It's all the stuff around it and the guy in it.

See what I'm thinking? Two more buildings, you fucking idiots. We just print that shit.

Yeah. I blame us.

He's the skinny boy.

It's a great excuse.

Yeah! Yeah, I can't wait to go. Yeah, fuck yeah. Let's go. Yeah, you bet. I don't want to live. I don't got a future anyway.

Just like boys floating through time.

6,037. Wow. That's a big TV. Wow, you guys got TVs, huh? That's great. How would he know? Hey, it's right there. Look, it says right there it's a calendar.

This is the most confused that we have been in the episode we're about to try to figure out. Use the goofy name. We're going to be talking about adults turning into babies. We can't do this here.

He missed it. He missed the tax rate.

And believe another word out of the mouth of Barack Hussein Obama.

Super big.

You stop, monster! Choose peace! Choose peace, monster!

No!

Honestly, it's fun.

John Smith signed this? Oh, wow. Oh, then definitely go right in. Go right over the four and a half foot fence.

Oh my God, somebody let me be a boss? Oh God, what a horrible timeline was that? I had trouble finding my suspenders this morning and it turned out they were on my shoulders.

I shouldn't be in charge of Jersey Mike's.

Wow, I'm great.

So that's good enough for me. Welcome to the last podcast on the left, ladies and gentlemen. Little boy from Montauk, sing the song. It's a bunch of little boys. You all know the song. I'll take a little boy from Montauk.

Which is about three feet higher than I can jump.

Yeah! Because he was swinging on that badger for too long. Because he was swinging on a badger.

Fuck that! Fuck that shit! Is this communist Russia?

Chin to shoulders. Could be.

Boulderhead could be the new sign of wealth.

This is why Preston Nichols is this way.

And you're like, ah, fuck.

Oh, wow. It's a sandwich-based economy.

They kept saying stuff like, stop running over the metal, you're going to get a shock. And I said, no, this is my favorite time. This is where I like to be. I'm one with the grass.

Yeah, you're right. I got some ricotta in my water bottle.

We've seen your dingleberries.

Oh, I love that. I love those Montag boys. Oh, there they are now. Hey, you guys. Hey, you guys.

I'm wearing my invisibility suit.

That's the worst part. You never know when you're there. And all of a sudden, you're jerking off, and you look over there, and a boy appears, and then all of a sudden, oh, I'm a problem? And he's laughing and laughing. He's like, oh, it's funny how you come. It's funny how you come. And I tell him, it's not funny how I come. I'm an adult. I'm a man.

You want to look at it, Selga? I feel like I smell urine and defecation, and I feel pain. I feel like they don't help with it, like there's no return. It's very emotional for me because I feel that Cut this fucking rambling. This lady looks like my fucking aunt. Yeah, she does. Also, she might be smelling and feeling all that because people used it.

Yeah.

That's awesome squatting.

It's horrible. You also miss a lot of that.

It's because wherever he goes, I go. I'm his shadow. And you follow me and I follow you, my sweet, sweet, smart, smart brother.

I'm the dramatic one.

And I go and scoop up another little boy from Montauk. My good old Long Island way.

And there's still TV! What the fuck?

Who had a... Big old moncock.

How did you get this gig?

I would say about official gauge, about a super circa 50. Yeah.

Come on, man.

Yeah, Toys R Us basic. But no, it hits you, man. I would advise you to start cold. Warm's kind of indulgent. Warm's borderline sexual.

That is crazy, though, to leave, I'm presuming, a slightly fucked up household and just spy on them.

Warm water hitting you is like you might as well fap. It's kind of sexual. So start cold. Matt, you couldn't be closer to the truth.

Yeah.

It's also crazy to be like, yeah, we don't need to get the presents. Winnie the Pooh is going to come bring all the presents and decorations.

Yeah, they're just fucking, they're doing something.

They're all right, they figured it out.

So you were dressed as Pooh, just not with the head on yet.

All your clothes are in the house?

Yeah, that's some fucking bullshit, man.

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It was quiet.

The water does smell a certain way.

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Yeah, we have the that can work against me, though, because I'm like, yeah, we need to get garlic powder. Did you add it to the grocery list? And I'm like, shut the fuck up. You do the fucking grocery list. I mean, it is a great system.

Well, it's funny to be like, let me do the five.

It's crazy. I'll just take a fiver. Let me feel the warmth of it.

That'd be the move. I'm going to back-to-back three fives.

Just scuba a little bit. Scuba.

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Dude, you go get a lap dance from Brain Belly. But yeah, it was actually... It's not wrong, Brain Belly, but go ahead.

She had an old dog asshole?

My baby didn't have those house skills. It took a while. You had to learn how to use different parts of the iPhone. Notes. The Notes app.

Yeah. That's the crazy thing with OnlyFans and all this stuff. I'm not being puritanical about it, but it doesn't seem to really work well for women psychologically. Like, they fucking crash hard. Yeah.

Female porn stars?

She was like a 90s porn star. Now it's like, I feel like the hard, hardcore stuff back then is like expected now. Oh, yeah, for sure. You know what I mean? Hold on. I think they're doing a little slob bug. Is somebody back there? I think he's breaking up with him.

Break. It was smoking.

Yeah, it was smoking big time. Oh, yeah. Straight through the water.

I thought smoke was good. Oh, shit.

Yeah.

You think he was going to try to get you the bill? He was going to hit you with the bill too? Mm-mm. He didn't have a tab or anything.

I will say that it must've been, I don't know if you did this that night, the fap sesh must've been decent though. Cause it's like, there were two hookers in your room.

We were somewhere out there. If you had, like, a lady naked. We were probably catching it at the same time. You see Stern, you'd be like, fuck this. Yeah. I'm not trying to jerk the Stern.

Get out of here, Stern. You look like a witch.

He's a juhaha.

But yeah, that's the best. Getting like... I mean, Squiggle Vision was the fucking ultimate.

Because I'd like to take a look at this dump. So she's segued teen moms into her OnlyFans. I mean, she's proud.

The cork popping is so underrated. Just a cork pop. I might be a cork pop, but yo, just caught it after the cork pops.

gay pizza yeah i always think i'm like i'm gonna go back there one day and there's gonna be something i wrote a long time ago and i'm gonna go oh my god this is genius and i just look at i'm like i'm a fucking dumbass i'm one of the dumbest most of it repeats seven times i'm like yeah i've written this down five times i still don't know what it is

damn dude just a rogue lady just five she's probably probably like five cappuccinos a day five whipped cream starbucks a day just brewing the two-footer she should have held it up like a fisherman at the end like yeah you might have to take a picture yeah you might have to like a hunter yeah you gotta sit over it with the antlers

Imagine being the guy, get all that bang for your buck, being like, I didn't think it was going to be this amazing. I thought it was going to be like a pathetic girl turd.

I get jealous of those guys who can, like, just have that aspect of your life where you're just constantly scheming on, like, filming a girl taking a dump. That would add such a charge to, like, your whole life.

I know, dude. Oh, no. Turd porn should be the most legal of all.

You should be a PC. My thing is, it's not even sexual. I'm taking a dump. I'd be like, Governor, you're the one getting horny on this.

I just wanted to make sure this lady was healthy and taking a proper dump. This is the last list effort.

Bing will have it. Yeah, I mean, this is... So she, was it like a private video that got leaked?

That's what I'm saying, but it was on the public page? How did this vid get out? I guess you can't keep it to yourself. You tell 12 people you basically told the world. It's true. Show 12 of your butt. I mean, that video, nothing would spread faster than that, though. That's why it spread so. You got it, Sean?

He's kind of smelled it doubting us right now. He's like, I got it right here on my phone.

This is an impressive shit. Hotter than I... Yeah, yeah, I wasn't... Yeah. Is she talking to me?

No, dude, no.

No, no, no.

The first one's not impressive.

Now, here. One foot, two feet. That's like three and a half.

There's no way.

The first single breaks out, yeah. Here's my question I like to ask her. Is there some sort of prep? If you know you've got a big, like, you know, Gardini hit you up. You know you have the big dump.

What's the regimen? Do you, like, hit a bunch of fibers?

Probably super fiber. It's like fiber powder probably for two days knowing they have the big vid coming up.

Blippi. Remember Blippi did that? The Harlem Shake video?

yeah that's all it would be the guy who's the kid's entertainer before he became a child entertainer made it you remember that harlem shake dance everyone would do like bum bum bum bum bum uh he took a video where he was sitting on the toilet it was him on no his friend was on the toilet he just shit all over his friend and then blippy just popped off and everyone was just like whatever my kid likes this show

Yeah, but back then there was no, like, I mean, there was a newspaper, but you didn't think anything would ever get out. Like, if you farted in a hooker's face, there'd be a part of your head being like, this is going to be on BuzzFeed. You would just be like, this is going to make its way. Back then it was just like, I can literally do it.

I don't want to, again, this is speculation. Huge chance that was like a 13-year-old girl. Huge chance. Back in the 50s? What is it, like the 50s?

Nope. Nope, nope, nope, never. Although I have lost some great ones, man. Right before bed, I go, I'll definitely remember that. And I wake up and go, oh, that was so good.

I was just venturing to, like, back then, you could really, those dudes did, like, everything. Like Led Zeppelin, apparently.

The Allman Brothers, bro?

That's crazy. The Almond Eskimo Brothers, dude.

Bold? The Almond Brothers. Oh, true.

I thought you were pointing to bold.

Oh, that's so fucking funny.

Damn, you think the Almond Brothers were laying pipe like that? I don't. You think they were laying pipe? I mean, they're 15-year-olds. It's the 70s. Yeah. Back then, when did you used to be able to get your driver's license?

Shame on you, Allman Brothers.

It would have changed everything.

There's a huge chance the brothers don't even remember it. They're probably sitting somewhere, and I came on, and they're like, huh?

Feeling that one.

Yep. They were partying, bro. Were they rock stars or were they pedophiles?

Hard to say. It's an intense party, though.

Yeah, he was such a legend. When I was growing up... No one was mad.

That was my mall money. That was... When I was little, there was a guy, he carries around a pizza box, and if you give him your underwear, he'll give you 50 bucks, and he'll put them in the pizza box.

I'm 39. I'm 47. I mean, that...

Yeah, dude.

Yeah.

What exactly did you have to do?

Dude, I started smoking weed again in hopes of, like, it'll jar up some new ideas. It's the same thing. I just got, like, confused in the grocery store, and I was just like, this is not... We both had nice groceries.

Same time.

How excited are you when a pedophile is in the house, like a real-life pedophile?

Yeah, it's got to be crazy.

Dude, I was getting let out personally. I got very high and listened to Led Zeppelin in the grocery store, and it was... I mean, Led Zeppelin was way better than I remembered it. I was like, I think I'm over this. I'm almost 40 now. That was stuff when I was a kid. Dude, I was listening to Led Zeppelin, too. I was like, this might be the greatest album of all time.

I see you every day on the train.

I, for real, I am not lying. I was walking towards the cheese aisle of the grocery store. And at one point, they hit the drums. I almost went and kicked. I was playing. Dude, I was up on stage. I almost fucking kicked and signaled the drummer.

Die to the hand of a pedophile?

Helicopter. Over and over again.

You start produce?

Yeah, he should trap it. Leave the man alone. That's really fucked up. They should have a clause. Like, they should amend the law and be like, if you are... You know, an R-rated midge. They should just go. That's up to the parents' discretion.

They can make a remake. Remember Carrie?

You can make a remake. It's a new Carrie. It's his revenge.

That must have been the craziest acid reflux, just getting, like, getting caught as a pedophile and crushing, like, half his arm. And it was the grease cup pepperoni, too. He was folding them, too. He was folding his lips.

What's the problem? They should be like my parents arranged this. I would die if my parents set this up. That wasn't me.

I just walked I do like the outskirts usually then I just started hitting every aisle while I was jamming and then like would be like oh Yeah, I'm gonna need an onion how to go all the way back to the other side get an onion You're gonna need that onion talking things like the things I end up like hoarding because I don't realize we have them you buy too much or a great like

Damn, are they recording him just sit through it and be like, damn.

Just give Chris Hansen a big kiss. Be like, this is all for you.

That's what you do. You walk in and be like, all right, I know I was fucking around. Where's Chris? Is he here?

That way he comes out and be like, oh, I knew you were here.

We should do a million dollars worth of game for pedophiles.

You still catch the guy. We're just kidding. We want to see you guys fight. You're both going to jail.

Dude, I will say, I don't think it's any good, but I just smoked weed all weekend being like, I got to come up with something funny. And then I actually went to a gala last weekend. It was Brittany planned it months and months ago. And I got very high and went to that. And it was... The only thing I keep... People are talking about school.

Turn around. Yeah, you lose all control. If you're like, yes, sir. You spun around.

Like, yeah, I started school in September, but I was, like, held back because I wanted to be the older person in the class. And I got... These are adults saying this? Yeah, we were just talking about, like, getting, like, if you got held back. And I was, like, I just, like, muttered to Brittany. I was, like, I got held back in the fourth grade because my dick was too big. I laughed for 30 minutes.

Like, what do you think he thinks? That's a good question.

Yeah. He might get amused like a Roman senator would.

That's such a funny move.

What happened? Did he get naked?

She's like, why would you get held back if your dick's too big? What's a gala? I was like, dude, you're ruining it. Dude, it's just funny. I got held back too. Why? Because of my dick too big. Yeah. What's a gala? It's just a thing where you get dressed up and then they just make people, they like ask people for money basically.

So it was like a domestic violence thing, and then they had cowboys come out and be like... Those guys, the auctioneer guys?

You remember those?

It starts at like two. That's the move to raise your hand for the very first.

Yeah.

with an adult man you don't know coach sark well there'll be like a 32 person trip to orlando just like just do what they did on it it was actually kind of it's kind of sick so they had this trip they had the bid up to 15 000 bucks and they had four people and they went you you you you all get it right away and they all had to get one for 15 grand i was like oh that hurts yeah It was exciting.

The cowboy bitters were exciting. It was nice. That was fun. Yeah.

Oh, I told Brittany. I said, bro, not a motherfucking thing.

I told her before we went in, and three times I saw her elbow move, and I said, I will fucking storm out. I want that.

i will it's just like we could have that it is it's kind of a girl trap because it's like they pop shit you know confetti on you and it's like you know the pricing makes no sense it's perfect for them yeah like thirty thousand dollars yes it's like you know i i was what are the objects the objects they were like pretty intense vacations and they will be like the sleeps like 18 people so i guess you could try to get people in on it but just it was vacations um what else was it

It was like trips. There was a quail hunting trip or dove hunting trip in South Africa. You could go shoot birds in South Africa.

It does start every time, no matter what. I go, ooh. When it first gets me, I jump a little and go, ooh.

Yeah. What did I say?

It was more the elders. The older people were snagging all these crazy things.

Yeah, they were definitely hitting them up. But it was the – I will say Gala Energy, a lot of the dudes there –

it like struck me as like guys who are like expecting blowjobs at any minute just like the face they were they're sitting there like like they knew they're getting their dick sucked that night yeah everyone's dressed up exactly your penis is gonna be in a mouth it was a lot of pre-head energy that was the one thing and it was you know it's not good nor bad i was just saying like fuck man

I mean, if you.

Prostitutes. Yes, pretty much. And if you can get like, you know, if you get women in a dress, that is step one. Yeah. This is fancy. Yeah. That is kind of step one to kind of possibly getting hit. It's Valentine's Day.

Do you guys ever get caught in sex traffic? I don't know. If it were a bumper-to-bumper, that would be sex traffic.

Are you sure you weren't trying to hog being like, this guy's not going to be in here. You should actually just pull over.

Your internet is racist.

There were like more than 50 comments about different tag team names. He only chose the one which were less offensive to him. They were like, the comments were flooded.

Now, to your point, there was a video going around, a couple of videos where they were talking about a technology that would affect people's moods and behaviors depending on what wavelength of light they're more exposed to.

And most of it is found in all the screens that we use.

It affects your mood and behavior and takes you away from the natural progression.

The original interview on the redacted YouTube channel is 40 minutes.

The guy who's being interviewed? It doesn't say in the description. It's kind of weird. I'll look it up.

Eric J. Hecker, yeah.

That's right. I mean, it's kind of weird, but it's discussed in different religions.

The firmament.

Already in our end.

Yeah.

That's what I was going to say. It's discussed in Quran as well.

I don't know the details, but it's been mentioned.

Yeah.

Keith and I have been having discussions about it lately.

No, no, no, no, no. We've been talking about the similarities between Christianity and Islam, and there's a lot of coinciding points.

I mean, if you look at it from the perspective, like you always talk about ten thousand foot perspective, it's all basically the same values. And my personal my personal take is it's a game of telephone that what happened.

Yeah. I was seeing one of the videos that defined that perspective very clearly. Like you, your coworker will call you something else. Your wife would call you something else. Your dad would call you something else.

So different people observing you from different points of views have different versions of you. I think that's what happened.

Which one is more gross, this or the chicken burger with the feet?

That could really happen because before the show, we were randomly talking about bite forces of different animals.

No, not the most, but pretty high. So for an average human, it's 160 pounds square inch PSI.

And an average car tire, it's like, what, 50, 40, whatever.

For a gorilla, it's 1,300.

Grizzly bear bite force is 1,160. And what's a gorilla? Gorilla is 1,300. Gorilla got all day. I don't think so, bro.

So a grizzly bear average male is three and a half feet between 400 to 700 pounds.

Yeah, it says so. Online average. 400 to 700 pounds.

Yeah.

No.

The worst one you got is still okay.

This is what y'all niggas got mad at right now. That's what we did. All right, that's cool. That's fine. No, that's fine. That's fine.

I don't know that I'm allowed to comment on that.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck, man.

I think it's working.

Sleepin' on the floor, now my jewelry box froze Fuck a bowl, fuck a stove, counted millions in the cold Bad bitch, booty swole, got her on bankroll Can't fold, that's a no, headshot, case closed

Finally?

Yeah.

Dude, here's the thing, too.

That's the clip.

Why is that so funny? Did he say grape?

Yeah.

Yeah, you fucking sent me that. I'm pretty sure you sent me that.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure you sent me that. Oh, man.

And Mr. Chair, I must say that I have seen so many different people on social media rather excited about these cuts, rather excited about these job losses. And that reminds me of a quote from a long time ago that said, at first they came for the Jews and I didn't speak up because I wasn't Jewish. Then they came for the trade unionists and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist.

And then when they came for me, there was no one to speak up because everyone had been taken. And so I think what's very interesting is that these job cuts and these cuts are not just impacting people with federal jobs, but all across the board, people are going to be feeling the hurt. And we have to make sure we're doing what we can within the power that we have.

Rip it out. Yeah, listen, man. I... I...

Right.

Yeah.

Why banks are flying gold bars on commercial flights from London to New York city.

I...

Old habits die hard, man.

Hey, guys. Please give me more money. Yeah.

It just means like Canadian.

Yeah. Canuck. Meaning Canadian.

Moose, whatever they call it, Moose Knuckles? What is that?

That scared the shit out of me. But yeah, man, he got hitting the balls, man.

It's not up. Obviously, you see, he knows where the net is, but what he doesn't know is that the official is standing right there in the line of fire, and that is not something you want to see anyone.

I'll tell you what, he just got a great, great round of applause from the crowd here at Delta Center. If he didn't puke, it didn't hit him that hard.

All right, man. Thumbs up on that.

On the floor. Now my jewelry box froze. Fuck a bowl. Fuck a stole. Counted millions in a cold. Bad bitch. Booty swole. Got her on bankroll. Can't fold. That's a no. Headshot. Case closed.

Your computer is racist.

I mean, look, man, you know. Number one, Caroline.

It still has to be done.

Well, hold on. Do- Listen, here's the problem.

Well, In history, what it's meant almost every single time this has happened is death, destruction, and war. So these people haven't, there has been no indication since 1913 that these people have any willingness to step aside.

No, I don't know. I mean, we got Google right there in front of your face. The reference to Psalm 88. Let me see. Yeah, it also represents renewed hope.

Um, I don't know. Um, it's, it's,

And saying, I gave my cousin head? Yeah. That's the song? Yeah. Okay.

There's freedom in knowing that other people have been through similar things.

Bro.

Get the fuck out of here. She took a dive. Bro, that was some bullshit. That was it. That's it? That was it. That was it.

Knox County, Tennessee. Yeah, in Tennessee.

He's the mayor of Knox. He's seven foot tall. Seven feet tall, weight is 323 pounds.

Good lord.

I think he's 7'1", but I'll look it up.

7' exactly.

No.

me to know or have an opinion because we've been lied to about so much it's hard to

And the more I observe this, the more the conclusion is for me that this really is like,

I'm talking about the kind of diplomacy that's going to end the destruction of your country. Yes, but if you are not strong... Mr. President, with respect, I think it's disrespectful for you to come into the Oval Office and try to litigate this in front of the American media. Right now, you guys are going around and forcing conscripts to the front lines because you have manpower problems.

You should be thanking the President for trying to bring it into this conflict.

I have actually watched and seen the stories, and I know what happens is you bring people, you bring them on a propaganda tour, Mr. President. Do you disagree that you've had problems bringing people into your military?

And do you think that it's respectful to come to the Oval Office of the United States of America and attack the administration that is trying to prevent the destruction of your country?

Let's do it.

Have you said thank you once? A lot of times.

You went to Pennsylvania and campaigned for the opposition in October. Offer some words of appreciation for the United States of America and the president who's trying to save your country.

Fuck you. Fuck you.

Why we do that?

It reports lunar gravity, and it is stable.

Bro, we got our own problems, man.

This shit is unnerving, and it's not cool, and I'll tell you what else. I was on hold with 911 for 59 minutes. 59 minutes. And luckily, it's just a home burglary. It wasn't somebody dying, choking, that was shot or something. But what happens if it was a real time emergency? Luckily, the police when they did show up, came, they were very nice. But they mentioned how undermanned they are.

And that's a problem. We'll get over this. It's going to get boarded up. My son's a little unnerved. My wife, I am. We're all unnerved. But this is a problem. This is a real problem. So I'm going to get into more depth on this, but goddamn.

We've been up in planes. What does it look like? You've seen what I've seen.

I can't say they're all redresses. I don't know the neighborhood.

Next to 7-Eleven. Take the shake and then go to the Slurpee.

Drive, we ain't going there. I did try the fries on March 1st when they said it'll be nationwide. It did taste a little better.

How so?

Oh, because I did 75 horn, you know, mental discipline.

Good.

Yeah, right. New white people, come again.

I would say it did leave a little bit of aftertaste. Really? Yeah. That you would not find with regular fries.

Yes. So, so that's how I figured out it was beef tallow. It was fat. It was different. It was, yeah, it was fatty. Yeah. But it tasted good.

That's real diversity right there.

That's right. I concur.

Yes.

Mashed potatoes. Funny thing, the place where I come from in India, there has to be one meal in the day that is potato. It's like the labor food or whatever it is. It has to be potatoes.

Yeah, straight to jail.

You can do so much with potatoes.

There are several curry dishes that we make with potatoes. Several of those.

Yeah, so you haven't... I don't think I've ever had a curry dish.

It's just spice. It's not hot. It's not spicy. It's just spice.

No, no. Those are like some bad stuff.

Hmm.

I feel like, I don't know.

Yep.

What? Huh?

Is that it? Yep.

Yeah, well, I mean, that's fucking Hitler.

It's sick. It's sick, man. Yeah, well, have a good flight. Good trip.

Alright, who's going to pick up the turtle? This caddy is... Oh no. Oh my god. Oh no.

So everybody was making paper airplanes here.

No, it's a crane.

But I thought making a plane would be too stereotypical.

Yeah, exactly. So I opted for something different.

Yeah, right.

Okay, well, that's beautiful. I had two water bottles here. I moved one just to be safer. Yeah, so you didn't draw any... Yeah.

No conspiracies here.

100%.

Oh, yes. Get back to it. Things quickly take a turn when a demonic Portland abortionist assaults a pro-life Christian.

Any day now, it's going to happen. We're going to have the first death on a helicopter of a woman being moved to Oregon for an abortion. Are you cool with that?

No, that's very sad. What percentage is it of those women?

What fucking percentage? All of them. That's the only way they can get abortions is by coming here.

Every woman that's getting an abortion is due to medical procedures?

No, most abortions are.

No, they're not.

One abortion was of a dead embryo.

Okay, sorry to hear that.

That's most abortions.

That's not most abortions.

Yes, it is.

Have you looked at statistics?

Most abortions are cleanups after miscarriages.

No, it's less than 1.7%.

No, you're a fucking moron. You don't know the statistics. Miscarriages are extremely common, and most women ought to have... Miscarriages and abortion are different.

What is abortion?

No, a miscarriage is a medical abortion.

No, no, it's not. Okay, let me educate you, okay? Yes, it is. Hold on, hold on. Hey, get back. Hey, hey. Hey, that's not okay. Don't put your hand... Hey, get back. Stop.

Oh, man. Let's fucking look it up here.

And to your point, this video on social media has about 1,700 comments, and most of them are talking about how she should have never done that in front of the kid and how poor the effect is going to be on the kid.

Mm-hmm.

I think people know. Your passion is pretty indicative. Brother, that was not me.

He was very famous worldwide too. What? He was very famous worldwide. Oh, in India? I knew of him way before I came to America and stuff like that.

Well, you spend money, you do good stuff.

No. That's so white and racist of you.

Mm-hmm.

He's glistening with piss. How is this real? God.

Do it. Do it. No way. It was just piss. No. Do it. Do it.

You can't put $50 million in a small briefcase.

Yeah.

By my course.

It was actually $20,000. You were giving it a deal.

If you don't buy it, you're an idiot.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Right.

Right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

All right. Got a brand new segment, guys. What's it called? 90 Seconds of Liberal Insanity. Oh, okay. All right. Let's check it out. We have to f*** Trump. Please don't tell my children that I just did that. You get your mustard hands off of our money or go to Mouse Town.

You mustard moo-moo-moo. They're trying to rob you. And they're probably a minor. I'm shaking right now. I don't want to be here. I'm sorry. Am I taking too long pleading for my life? Which side are you on? Which side are you on? You should see how afraid of Trump I am.

Can you wrap up, please?

Yes.

Department of Government Efficiency. You just remember, it is the Department of Government Evil. What is the problem with those? What is the problem with those?

I speak as both the B and the T in the LGBT.

Earlier, the subcommittee headed by Chairman Marjorie Taylor Greene, her and her staff discovered $2.7 trillion in improper payments to Medicare, Medicaid, overseas, to people who should not have gotten it. Some of this room might have missed that press conference. Can you elaborate on what the president is thinking at this point?

Well, again, that's another example. There's a very long list of the fraud, waste and abuse that Doge is identifying on a daily basis. Elon Musk also talked about yesterday about Social Security payments that are going out the door for people who are no longer with us. Unfortunately, I would say that is certainly fraud. There's also a lot of contracts they've

identified that just as a hypothetical example are a million bucks but only 500 000 went out the door so where's the rest of that cash um and so that's the thing those are the things that doge is working on every single day and i would just remind everybody in this room this is what president trump campaigned on doing he's delivering on a promise that 70 70 million people want it bro did you see the search results for

I do not want to be in your email inboxes. I do not want my creativity writing diss tracks like Kendrick. Normally I would say good evening, but through the chair I will only impart my sour grapes.

Yeah.

Yep.

I got a DHS letter in the mail this morning and I just now opened it. And somebody reported me to the state of Michigan because I'm making money on TikTok and I drive a 2024 BMW. They have cut my food stamps from almost $4,000 a month down to $88 a month. They are telling me if I want a review that I have to sell my car.

You have no other choice but to get violent and fight.

So you're telling me if you were on welfare, food stamps, cash assistance, Section 8, you can't drive a nice car? They are forcing me to sell my brand new BMW or I lose almost $4,000 in food stamps. Not only that, they have taken my cash assistance totally away. They are telling me that Section 8 will no longer be paying 95% of my rent, only 10% of my rent.

Come on, hold your face up. Look at him. Let him see you. This is him. Look at him. What's your name? Which side are you on? We'll fight against George. We'll fight. We will win. We will win. We have to f*** Trump.

So I will have to pay a little over $400 a month now instead of $60 a month.

Wow, it looks like the doge got you too, boo.

Please don't tell my children.

Oh, man. How about this? I don't even have anything.

to everybody that's not part of their gang.

Mr. President, Doge workers arrived today. Gavin Klager and others arrived today at the IRS. Do you expect to close the IRS or what are you expecting?

No, I don't expect it, but I think that the Internal Revenue Service will be looked at like everybody else. Just about everybody's going to be looked at. They're doing a hell of a job. It's an amazing job they're doing. And, you know, that force is building these, I call it the force of super geniuses, but it's building.

And, you know, they go up and they talk to some of the people about certain deals and the people get all tongue tied. They can't talk because these people get it. They're very smart people. We need smart people.

Brand new segment, guys. Let us know down in the comments. That's a good way to start the show.

Damn it. I missed Q. You got to cue me in on that.

Is that racist?

Oh, fuck. All right, Liz. All right.

It's hot out there.

They got maple syrup.

All right.

Yeah.

That's old to you. I mean, he's my ancient. How old are you? All right, we got a bunch of adults here.

Yeah.

Well, I would say this, and I'm going to let that because that's Israel's decision. But as far as I'm concerned, if all of the hostages aren't returned by. Saturday at 12 o'clock, I think it's an appropriate time. I would say cancel it and all bets are off and let hell break out.

I'd say they ought to be returned by 12 o'clock on Saturday, and if they're not returned, all of them, not in drips and drabs, not two and one and three and four and two. Saturday at 12 o'clock, and after that, I would say... All hell is going to break out.

Right.

Yeah. I mean, who really wants California?

You're thinking of California. Yeah, that's right.

He's our White House press secretary. All right.

Good. Very orange, but good.

I got that clip passed. But yeah, this is Trump's response on BRICS.

was put there for a bad purpose. And most of those people, they don't even want to talk about it now. They're afraid to talk about it because I told them if they want to play games with the dollar, then they're going to be hit with a 100% tariff the day they mentioned that they want to do it. And they will come back and say, we beg you, we beg you not to do this.

Rich is dead since I mentioned that. Briggs died the minute I mentioned that. And I know, I remember when Obama and Biden in particular, I guess he said that, oh, they have us over a barrel. They don't have us over a barrel. We have them over a barrel. If BRICS wants to play games, those countries won't trade with us. We won't trade with them.

And if any trading gets through, it'll be 100% tariff at least.

You know what?

When they hear that, what do you think they're going to do? They're going to say, look what happened to BRICS. They didn't want to talk about it. They don't even want to admit that they were a member of BRICS. That's what's happened.

Fuck.

Could you understand? Say, could you understand?

Nope.

Borrowing an expression from America, our vision for a developed India is to make India great again or mega. Yeah. When America and India work together, that is, when MAGA, when it's MAGA plus MEGA, it becomes MEGA. A MEGA partnership.

We're going to have some megas in this motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? We can all get along. Bro, they should let me come translate that shit, bro. I'll fucking kill it.

He's a very competent leader.

Oh, yeah. And India doesn't have the rule that America has that you can only have two term limits for a president. I think he has been the prime minister for the last 12 years or so.

People like him with a big majority. And he's pretty funny, too.

Okay.

And I believe deeply that that there is no security if you are afraid of the voices, the opinions, and the conscience that guide your very own people. Europe faces many challenges, but the crisis this continent faces right now, the crisis I believe we all face together, is one of our own making. If you're running in fear of your own voters, there is nothing America can do for you.

Nor for that matter is there anything that you can do for the American people who elected me and elected President Trump. You need democratic mandates to accomplish anything of value in the coming years. Have we learned nothing that thin mandates produce unstable results?

But there is so much of value that can be accomplished with the kind of democratic mandate that I think will come from being more responsive to the voices of your citizens. If you're going to enjoy competitive economies, if you're going to enjoy affordable energy and secure supply chains, Then you need mandates to govern because you have to make difficult choices to enjoy all of these things.

And of course, we know that very well in America. You cannot win a democratic mandate by censoring your opponents or putting them in jail, whether that's the leader of the opposition, a humble Christian praying in her own home, or a journalist trying to report the news. Nor can you win one by disregarding your basic electorate on questions like who gets to be a part of our shared society.

Before you comment anything on that, I just want to point out to your earlier point how coherent, well put, such a nice gentleman image, his not stuttering, not making stupid word puzzles, presents such a nice image of America to everybody else.

No shit.

One of the things I used to be really getting pissed at was when my friends back home used to make fun of America as a whole because of Joe Biden and Kamala.

They think everybody in America is like that because our leaders represent us. Of course. So when this happens, it makes me happy as a naturalized citizen to that we are representing a strong image of the country, and you're not speaking like a second grader.

Please let us steal your shit, please. Don't say anything or you're racist.

And apparently Trump can't either.

We should start a real AF translation of all these speeches. Easier to understand.

They probably saw your post and copied it.

That right there.

I swear to God.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

Right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Right.

Speeding, not a real crime. Oh, you're not here legally? How long have you been here?

Yeah.

Yeah.

No.

Let's get a real arrest at this time.

Get your juicy booty ass on the ground.

Two kids.

And this should have been done by Biden years ago. This should have never been allowed to happen. I know he's a friend of yours.

Yeah, man.

He's a friend of CNN.

That's why nobody watches CNN anymore, because they have no no credibility. OK, who else?

Hello, Satan. Julia Caesar, Queen Cleopatra, Vincent Van Gogh, Queen Elizabeth I, Abraham, And I'm gonna see my man Until I get satisfied See, see, you don't see why And you don't hear a heart

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. That's cool.

Right.

Right.

No.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I love that. I love it, man. Guys, Andy, question number two. Andy, I have a strong business mindset, and customers and people in general everywhere tend to like me and trust me. I know I'd be excellent at owning a biz. You and everybody else, brother. That being said, there are a trillion different business ideas that could make make money nowadays. Literally a trillion.

I don't have a tremendous passion for anything in particular. So how does someone that is experiencing analysis paralysis settle for one opportunity and stay determined to make money at all? How do you know you didn't choose the wrong opportunity when the biz gets turbulent and bail on it? I try not to be a hoe, but hey, old habits die hard.

I love it. Now, you started when you were 19. Yeah. What were some of the other, I guess, pathways you tried before you started with S2?

What's going on, man?

Yeah?

Had I stuck with it, right. Yeah, 400%, man. I love it, man. Well, guys, let's get to our third and final question, Mr. Andy. Guys, Andy, question number three. Hey, Andy. Hey, Andy. So full disclosure, I'm not an entrepreneur. I mainly listen to you for the other good stuff on Tuesdays and Fridays, week to week. But my best friend is, and he listens to the show as well.

He has been in business for like four years now, making beautiful, amazing woodwork. I mean, like seriously amazing stuff. Dining tables that he sells for like $15,000. Really dope shit, and he is crushing it. Here's the thing. The dude does it all. From the production, wood procurement, marketing, sales, inventory, concept, design, like a thousand hats.

We have been talking more recently about him hiring employees. I see how hard he works, runs around like a chicken with his head cut off. And I tell him all the time, bro, you need help. You're going to need help. Many hands lighten the load, etc. But he stands firm and says, I'm good. Don't need him because he is being a pussy. And I know he wouldn't ask.

Can you talk some sense into him for the love of our dear Lord and Savior? All jokes aside, I don't want to lose my best friend from a heart attack because he thinks he doesn't need the help. Much love from Detroit.

A little misinformation. Yeah, a little April Fools, you know what I'm saying? Shit, it is April Fools. Is it? It will be.

Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, guys, the selection will be based off your questions. So ask some good questions. It can be about anything. Life, business, personal development, winning. All of those things.

Stay tuned for that.

Anyhow, we do have a show for today. We do have a good show, man, and I do got some good ones for you. I'm not surprised. Let's make some people better today. Guys, Andy, question number one. Hey, Andy. Hi. So I came to follow you a little over a year ago. And dude, seriously, thank you. I am 25 years young, but I'm not doing a finding myself in a van thing.

However, I am committed to just becoming the version of myself I know that I can become. But here's the thing. I second guess every decision I make. Even when my gut tells me something, I doubt myself and overanalyze. I want to be able to trust myself and my instincts instead of always looking to others for some sort of reassurance.

I know you consistently speak on the importance of building and having self-confidence, but I guess specifically, how do I build that confidence in my own judgment?

I love it. I mean, it sounds like a lot of this is just being able to go through the time to build that perspective.

you know that's decision making for sure last little piece on this i want to ask you very like very simple question here you know when it comes down to decision making i guess what's one thing if there's an equation to decision making right the perfect equation what's one thing that is not in that equation usually emotions okay let's talk about it look there are certain ways

We'll see you next time.

Just change a couple of names in there, a couple of words. That's how it works, bro.

Yeah, that's real shit. I want to dive a little bit more deeper into this concept you brought up about just differentiating what is an actual distraction and what's life and what's just something that will benefit you.

Yeah.

A friend group.

A friend group. I guess my question was, it's like, you know, Cause I feel like there's a fine line here. You got to be careful with of like, okay, like I got my five things done, but I could also be doing stuff in the off time that will wipe out all of that progress of those five things.

So I think like, I guess what I'm asking is like, does this really come down to, to like the discipline level you have as a person going on this, this journey?

Oh, man.

Andy, I had a falling out with a close friend two years ago, and while I've tried to move on, I still find myself feeling hurt and angry when I think about what happened. I know holding on to these feelings isn't healthy, but I don't know how to let go and truly forgive. How can I release resentment and find peace? With 2025 here now, I want to get through this.

How do you really let go of those anchors you had to let go? You just have to value yourself more than that.

Hurting a little bit. But yeah, you've been training again. Been training back on the wagon. Yeah, what's up with that? Oh, you know, I mean, real talk.

Yeah.

Real talk. I mean. Tired of getting made fun of? That's one. Yeah. Yeah, Madat's not very nice. And the internet? Internet's fine. Yeah. Because I just talk shit back to them. There's not much I can do with Madat.

Feel good.

Well, no, man. Honestly, like really what it was, I just know that like this year, bro, we got a lot of shit going on this year. A lot of shit to really like, you know, build and grow and develop. And so it's like I got to be at my best.

It's just real shit. You know what I'm saying? And so it's like, you know, I know I've been dibbling and dabbling here and there, but I'm doing good, man. Killed legs today.

Yeah. Is it safe to say you wouldn't be where you at if you didn't use that negative energy?

It's rare now, but it happens still.

That's right.

Crushed it and, you know. Keeping it moving.

Yeah, you know shit man. That's real Guys any question number three. Let's get our final question here Andy. I got a business question for you Question number three Andy. I'm four years into my business and I do landscaping from design to build outs to maintenance. I have 12 employees and we are doing really well. I've been able to pivot during the off seasons to keep my guys paid and working.

Now we are getting back into the work with spring around the corner. And my question is about reinvesting into the company as the owner. Where do owners mess up with this concept and what's the right way to go about it? Reinvest in the business. How do you do it?

That'd be nice.

I haven't been asked. I like that drop.

Yeah.

Yeah. Can we talk about some real numbers here? Like for you, what did that look like for you early on in business? How long did you go before you took anything out?

Yeah.

You're 30 by this time, right? That would make you 30. Okay. So there's a lot of there. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I can fit in it now. No, man, yeah. No, it's going good, though, man. How you doing?

So this is an important distinction. You were taking home the $795,000. That wasn't what you were taking home because that's all you could. Correct. You're saying you could have taken more.

Correct, correct, correct.

That's real shit, man. You got a bum of a boyfriend. Yeah. Same for boyfriends. Yeah. Get them out of there. Yeah. Get them out of there, boo-boo.

I love it, man. Guys.

The first way is, guys, email these questions in to askandy at andyfrasella.com.

I know there's a lot of people hungry for it.

Let's make some people better today. Let's do it, guys. Andy, I got three good ones for you. So let's knock these out. Guys, any question? Number one, Andy, I appreciate all you do. I know you have probably heard that a thousand times by now, but I really do. I found your content like a year and a half ago, and it's amazing. I have a question for you about distractions.

I'm 24, just finished up law school. I have no idea how, but nevertheless, I'm entering the real world and I feel like everything around me is nothing but distractions. How did you handle and view distractions early on in life versus how you handle and view them now? distractions. I mean, we just talked about having a lot of shit going on, a lot of noise out there.

It's bad for you. Well, people think it's everybody else is going to take your confidence away. Bro, no, it's you. It's you, bro.

Andy, you described a few times, you know, about like, you know, imagine you're driving the Titanic, right? You kind of like, as the owner operator, you kind of have to like look out and see when the icebergs are and navigate the boat, right? What would you say was one of those moments where you had to make that pivot early on in business?

What was one of those first icebergs you kind of saw and had to readjust and you were able to readjust because you were smaller?

That reminds me in college, one of our offensive coordinator, he was like doing a film study with us one time. And he put out the questions like, what makes the quarterback the best quarterback?

I love it, guys. And question number two. Andy, I own a commercial cleaning company here in Arizona and now have some of the biggest names in the state as clients. But last year when I was trying to land bigger clients, I had the opportunity to clean one of the biggest names and brands in the states and I fucked up the job.

But I now have employees, top of the line equipment and confidence to do any job. So at the start of quarter two, I sent in a handwritten message with a nice bottle of tequila, apologizing and asking for another opportunity to work together. But I got no response. Any advice on how I can restore that relationship, business relationships? Are they salvageable? How do you do it? Yeah.

First of all, they're salvageable.

I was gonna ask it like, is there a point where like, okay, tequila didn't work, that didn't work. I mean, do you give up at all? You kind of answered that. No, no. You just keep going.

All right I don't want to miss this nugget here cuz I feel like this is also important you're talking about when you over deliver that and I feel like when you do that, you're also setting a new standard. So how important is it to make sure that you don't just do really good that one fucking time?

That's a short straw.

Yeah, don't just do it once and like, all right, we got it.

Yeah, fucking man. Jeez, I love it. That's it, question number three. Let's get third and final question. Guys, any question number three? Hey, Andy and DJ, huge fan of the podcast. And I've been following you in first form for a while now. A big fan of the work you're doing. I read your books every year. I love to take some time to reflect on past year and set goals for the year ahead.

I find this practice really helps me stay focused and motivated. But I'd love to hear your take on it. Do you have any specific strategies or practices you follow when setting goals for the upcoming year? And what's your process for reflecting on the year that's passed and planning for what's next? Thanks for your time.

Really appreciate everything you do and looking forward to hearing your thoughts.

what's up what's going on my man nothing dude yeah what's up with you oh not much i appreciate the uh compliment of the beard yeah beard looks good bro it's a process who did that did you do that i do it yeah bro it is a thing it's a process like you can mess it up real bad real easy super easy and like it's it's always sucks because like my hair even when you know i had hair up here yeah it's not the same like it's two different textures you know i'm saying this is i don't know what this is well my fucking beard ain't the same as my hair up there either

But like, even my, my, my, uh, your downstairs hair downstairs is like downstairs carpet. Don't match the upstairs car. You know what I'm saying?

It's kind of in between. Actually.

No, it's a process, though, man. You got to shampoo, condition, and then I blow mine out.

My beard.

Yeah, the beard's a process. Downstairs, it's like the Amazon forest down there.

Is that what it is? Yeah. I do trim mine now. It's an optical illusion. Everybody knows that. You want to hear my Nair story? No, because I got one, too, bro.

Bro, it was so bad. It was so bad. Oh, man.

And it smells bad. Dude, I had another. You can't get the smell. The smell doesn't go away for days. No, you know what the worst pain is? So in the police academy, you got to go through OC's training, right? Yeah. And you get sprayed. They don't tell you exactly when it is. You just know it's coming up, right? Yeah. And I had, uh, you know, I used to shave down there. Yeah. Like baby fresh. Yeah.

Okay. And I just shaved, I think the day before. And so come in and like, all right guys, it's OC day. I'm like, okay, it's on another, you know, do the spray. It's fine. You go take a shower, take a shower at all. Yeah. Goes down.

Probably. I mean, it's like childbirth. I would imagine it'd be comparable. Yeah.

First way is you still submit them the same. Guys, email these questions in to askandy at andyfrasella.com. Good job. Thanks.

But anyway.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Well, that's the lesson of the day, guys.

you guys tomorrow if you're still here let's get better yeah let's get better lesson number one don't put any red hot on your nuts yeah no no no don't touch your eyeballs on the shopping bags yeah no all right man i'm down man all right well i got three good ones for you you do let's knock them out all right guys how does anyone listen to anything i say after that man this guy's laying down some knowledge

I guarantee you Google searches for Red Hot goes through the roof right now. All right. Let's get better, man. Guys, Andy, question number one. Andy. I'm a 25-year-old business owner just getting started. And I have a lot of people wanting to give me advice and help me in any way possible, from friends to family to business owners. A popular topic always gets brought up, and it's this.

Stay as small as you can for as long as you can. I listen to what they have to say, but I don't agree with that statement at all. My goals are much larger than to stay small forever. I want to grow, expand and employ people because I believe in myself to take this time and make it really successful for not only me, but other people who want a career in this sector.

That statement lingers in my head over and over. A few close friends of mine have said it. The bigger you are, the more headaches. What's your thoughts on all of this? How do you what is the proper advice here?

26.

How do you balance though with having a bigger vision? So you say you don't want to overthink yourself into being paralyzed, but let's say somebody has a big vision and they don't want to overthink. So how do they balance with what you're saying?

Yeah.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

a guy that, you know, is a little bit more professionally driven, would you give him the same advice?

Yeah. No, I do. I, I might like, they're very flexible and I'll take off and kind of whatever, go remote off the mountain, but it is. Yeah. Yeah. You guys are saying the same thing. It's clear that that's kind of the next step for me.

It's a great way to put it.

Awesome. Well, thank you so much. I appreciate it.

And hey, I... No, it's terrible. Um... I've met a handful of your first forum crew. They're awesome, by the way. So I just wanted to shout out to them.

All right. Yeah, it is. It will be definitely, but I appreciate y'all. Thank you so much. All right. Thank you.

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All right.

Yeah.

Let me ask you this, because with S2, you went from the one store to like six stores, right? And so that's new employees, new people you've never worked with.

We went from two to six. Two to six stores, right? And you didn't personally hire those employees. No. They came in, right? So let me ask you this. When it comes to this scaling, because that was a big scale growth for you, how important is it to make sure that you have a good foundation culture in place?

Because if this guy's scaling, he's about to get new people in, how important is it to set it then? Did you set it then?

It's toxic.

Yeah. I know you said like this definitely probably could be like a fucking two week course or talk just on this. Can we dispel a quick myth, though, about culture? Is there a number of employees required to have a culture set?

I love it, man. Guys, Andy, let's get to our third and final question. Got a young gun here. He's 20 years old. Hey, so I'm 20 years old and I've been hustling hard for almost a year and a half. I finished 75 hard this spring and it really benefited my life. So thank you kindly for creating it. Recently, I've been working almost nonstop.

And as could be expected, I am lucky if I get six hours of sleep in a night. One night I was heading home late after a networking event and fell asleep behind the wheel. I told him my vehicle and thankfully nobody was seriously injured or killed. I am now stuck in a paradox where I both need more money and also need to dial things back a bit.

I've seen other people's lives completely derail after this type of situation because they stop caring about making progress. What are your suggestions to ensure that I stay on track as I continue to make progress?

A little bit? It's fucking taking forever. Yeah. What do you think it was? Like, was it just, like, weather? Or, like... Bio-weapons from... From fucking chemtrails?

One thing I want to add on this too or bring in, man, is you're 20 and you think you're having a hard time. Just wait until you're 21. Wait until you're 25. The bad things are always going to happen. It's how you choose to look at them. I feel like there's a false expectation.

It is an art form, though. The whole, like, even the speaking thing. The what? Like, just speaking in general, it's an art form, man.

You see what I'm saying? I fucking love it. Making chocolate chip cookies.

Love it, man.

Guys, Andy, let's get our Monday started, man. All right, guys. See you tomorrow. CTI.