Unidentified Speaker 3

Yeah. They'll go, some guy just shit all over everything. I'll go, well, get the sorbet and head on out of there.

Yeah.

Yeah.

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No, I don't think so. We never coordinated our clothing with each other. Yeah.

No, I don't think so. We never coordinated our clothing with each other. Yeah.

No, I don't think so. We never coordinated our clothing with each other. Yeah.

My family has the same expression on their face on every family photo, and it's this. Oh, we're doing this. I guess we're a family. I guess that's what they call this for tax purposes. Sure. I guess for tax purposes, this fat woman and her child will be in my photo. I also make no money. You know what I mean? Like, I also have nothing. You just didn't have a lot of money.

My family has the same expression on their face on every family photo, and it's this. Oh, we're doing this. I guess we're a family. I guess that's what they call this for tax purposes. Sure. I guess for tax purposes, this fat woman and her child will be in my photo. I also make no money. You know what I mean? Like, I also have nothing. You just didn't have a lot of money.

My family has the same expression on their face on every family photo, and it's this. Oh, we're doing this. I guess we're a family. I guess that's what they call this for tax purposes. Sure. I guess for tax purposes, this fat woman and her child will be in my photo. I also make no money. You know what I mean? Like, I also have nothing. You just didn't have a lot of money.

When you grow up and you don't have a lot of stuff, there wasn't a ton to celebrate. You know what I mean? It wasn't like I was a pride of the family. I was on a swim team, okay? I didn't exactly earn a gold medal, okay? Every moment growing up with me was utter shame. Mm-hmm. The best case scenario is I got caught smoking somewhere. They'd go, thank God, he's doing something.

When you grow up and you don't have a lot of stuff, there wasn't a ton to celebrate. You know what I mean? It wasn't like I was a pride of the family. I was on a swim team, okay? I didn't exactly earn a gold medal, okay? Every moment growing up with me was utter shame. Mm-hmm. The best case scenario is I got caught smoking somewhere. They'd go, thank God, he's doing something.

When you grow up and you don't have a lot of stuff, there wasn't a ton to celebrate. You know what I mean? It wasn't like I was a pride of the family. I was on a swim team, okay? I didn't exactly earn a gold medal, okay? Every moment growing up with me was utter shame. Mm-hmm. The best case scenario is I got caught smoking somewhere. They'd go, thank God, he's doing something.

At least he can do that well.

At least he can do that well.

At least he can do that well.

I come from a long line of fat lifeguards. It's actually the most discriminated group. I don't really want to hear anything about, I don't know, trans people or Filipinos. Who's ever screaming out there? You put a whistle on and you're overweight and you get out there on the deck. People... Your authority.

I come from a long line of fat lifeguards. It's actually the most discriminated group. I don't really want to hear anything about, I don't know, trans people or Filipinos. Who's ever screaming out there? You put a whistle on and you're overweight and you get out there on the deck. People... Your authority.

I come from a long line of fat lifeguards. It's actually the most discriminated group. I don't really want to hear anything about, I don't know, trans people or Filipinos. Who's ever screaming out there? You put a whistle on and you're overweight and you get out there on the deck. People... Your authority.

I'll tell you right now, you don't have a ton of authority being a fat lifeguard, but you have to be, and you have to fight harder for it.