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And she went to the principal. And she went to the principal. And I had to sit... In the principal's office. My head hurts. While he called my mother and father. And he finally got my mother. And he goes, is this Mrs. Dillon? And she said, yeah. And he goes, he just told one of the lunch aides to shut up. And she goes, I cannot believe he said that.

And he goes, he stole sprinkles from the frozen yogurt. And she's told him he was not allowed to have them. And he told her to shut up. And then I went back to my house, and my mother said, you never say a word like that again. I can't believe you said that. And she goes, now what is this about the sprinkles? I said, they give you one cup of sprinkles for the yogurt. She goes, that is ridiculous.

And he goes, he stole sprinkles from the frozen yogurt. And she's told him he was not allowed to have them. And he told her to shut up. And then I went back to my house, and my mother said, you never say a word like that again. I can't believe you said that. And she goes, now what is this about the sprinkles? I said, they give you one cup of sprinkles for the yogurt. She goes, that is ridiculous.

And he goes, he stole sprinkles from the frozen yogurt. And she's told him he was not allowed to have them. And he told her to shut up. And then I went back to my house, and my mother said, you never say a word like that again. I can't believe you said that. And she goes, now what is this about the sprinkles? I said, they give you one cup of sprinkles for the yogurt. She goes, that is ridiculous.

That's absurd.

That's absurd.

That's absurd.

Ooh, the fall.

Ooh, the fall.

Ooh, the fall.

It's called the fall. Honey Nut Cheerios. Gentlemen. Apple Jacks. I'd fight with her because I wanted Lucky Charms, but she didn't want it. She didn't like some of these things. They had yellow dye number three in them. But I'll tell you right now, just for a little segue here for cereal, a Corn Pop. Of course. A nice Corn Pop. A Count Chocula. Really? Really. Yeah. Wow. Cookie Crisp.

It's called the fall. Honey Nut Cheerios. Gentlemen. Apple Jacks. I'd fight with her because I wanted Lucky Charms, but she didn't want it. She didn't like some of these things. They had yellow dye number three in them. But I'll tell you right now, just for a little segue here for cereal, a Corn Pop. Of course. A nice Corn Pop. A Count Chocula. Really? Really. Yeah. Wow. Cookie Crisp.

It's called the fall. Honey Nut Cheerios. Gentlemen. Apple Jacks. I'd fight with her because I wanted Lucky Charms, but she didn't want it. She didn't like some of these things. They had yellow dye number three in them. But I'll tell you right now, just for a little segue here for cereal, a Corn Pop. Of course. A nice Corn Pop. A Count Chocula. Really? Really. Yeah. Wow. Cookie Crisp.

That's what you were getting? These were the fantasy items. I didn't get them because my mother was being a bitch.

That's what you were getting? These were the fantasy items. I didn't get them because my mother was being a bitch.

That's what you were getting? These were the fantasy items. I didn't get them because my mother was being a bitch.

Waffle Crisp. Yeah. All of these things I wanted, but the kids who had, there was this kid, Ryan. They were all named Ryan. What the fuck? I'm just saying. His parents were alcoholic drunks. And they hung out at a bar called the Shamrock. And before we went into his house, he'd go, my house is really dirty. He was real embarrassed about his house. Okay.

Waffle Crisp. Yeah. All of these things I wanted, but the kids who had, there was this kid, Ryan. They were all named Ryan. What the fuck? I'm just saying. His parents were alcoholic drunks. And they hung out at a bar called the Shamrock. And before we went into his house, he'd go, my house is really dirty. He was real embarrassed about his house. Okay.

Waffle Crisp. Yeah. All of these things I wanted, but the kids who had, there was this kid, Ryan. They were all named Ryan. What the fuck? I'm just saying. His parents were alcoholic drunks. And they hung out at a bar called the Shamrock. And before we went into his house, he'd go, my house is really dirty. He was real embarrassed about his house. Okay.

He lived by a bar called the Little Red Choo Choo. But his parents got into an altercation at the Choo Choo and they were only served at the Shamrock.