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Roy said that at the exact same time as Greg.

Roy said that at the exact same time as Greg.

How many writers until Dan gets a statue, Greg?

How many writers until Dan gets a statue, Greg?

I was going to say, they don't even have a building.

I was going to say, they don't even have a building.

But if they did have statues, would your statue be bigger than Dan's? No chance. The answer would be humongous.

But if they did have statues, would your statue be bigger than Dan's? No chance. The answer would be humongous.

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