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We walked out in the hallway and pissed ourselves laughing. Went back in and said, yeah, we'll just walk into the courtroom, no problem. So we took him back up to the courtroom and he's like, yeah, this is good. We said, listen, it's procedure. We just have to put cuffs on you. Okay, no problem.

Cuff him, bring him in the courtroom, give the court paperwork to the court officers and said goodbye and ran from the courthouse because the second he found out, I'm sure he lost his mind. Well, your honor, I have my $250 money order. I'm supposed to go free today. Judge. Oh, no. That's not what's happening. No, you owe the state 12 and a half to 25. Remanded. Get on a bus. You're going upstate.

Cuff him, bring him in the courtroom, give the court paperwork to the court officers and said goodbye and ran from the courthouse because the second he found out, I'm sure he lost his mind. Well, your honor, I have my $250 money order. I'm supposed to go free today. Judge. Oh, no. That's not what's happening. No, you owe the state 12 and a half to 25. Remanded. Get on a bus. You're going upstate.

Cuff him, bring him in the courtroom, give the court paperwork to the court officers and said goodbye and ran from the courthouse because the second he found out, I'm sure he lost his mind. Well, your honor, I have my $250 money order. I'm supposed to go free today. Judge. Oh, no. That's not what's happening. No, you owe the state 12 and a half to 25. Remanded. Get on a bus. You're going upstate.

How could you be that stupid? Mike, I still marvel at, but people believe what they want to believe, right? They hear what they want to hear. We used to arrest people by appointment. You know what? Come in at 3 o'clock on Monday. I just need to interview you. I need to get a statement from you. I understand you're at the scene of this fight. Somebody said it was a robbery. You might be a witness.

How could you be that stupid? Mike, I still marvel at, but people believe what they want to believe, right? They hear what they want to hear. We used to arrest people by appointment. You know what? Come in at 3 o'clock on Monday. I just need to interview you. I need to get a statement from you. I understand you're at the scene of this fight. Somebody said it was a robbery. You might be a witness.

How could you be that stupid? Mike, I still marvel at, but people believe what they want to believe, right? They hear what they want to hear. We used to arrest people by appointment. You know what? Come in at 3 o'clock on Monday. I just need to interview you. I need to get a statement from you. I understand you're at the scene of this fight. Somebody said it was a robbery. You might be a witness.

Maybe you can help me. I just want to close it out. If you come in, you should take 15 minutes of your time. Meanwhile, I got three people identifying the guy who's doing the robbery, and I know he did it. Right. Okay, good. So... What is he thinking when I'm on the phone with him? Well, if they really were going to arrest me, they would have come and got me. Right. Maybe I can get out of this.

Maybe you can help me. I just want to close it out. If you come in, you should take 15 minutes of your time. Meanwhile, I got three people identifying the guy who's doing the robbery, and I know he did it. Right. Okay, good. So... What is he thinking when I'm on the phone with him? Well, if they really were going to arrest me, they would have come and got me. Right. Maybe I can get out of this.

Maybe you can help me. I just want to close it out. If you come in, you should take 15 minutes of your time. Meanwhile, I got three people identifying the guy who's doing the robbery, and I know he did it. Right. Okay, good. So... What is he thinking when I'm on the phone with him? Well, if they really were going to arrest me, they would have come and got me. Right. Maybe I can get out of this.

It's called hope. Right. Maybe I can bullshit my way out of this. I can walk out the door. Well, knucklehead walks in the door at three o'clock, sit him down. Thanks for coming in. I appreciate it. I understand you were at the scene. You saw this fight go down. Yeah, I was there. What happened? Yeah, this happened. That happened. Okay, great. Do me a favor. Come in this other room with me.

It's called hope. Right. Maybe I can bullshit my way out of this. I can walk out the door. Well, knucklehead walks in the door at three o'clock, sit him down. Thanks for coming in. I appreciate it. I understand you were at the scene. You saw this fight go down. Yeah, I was there. What happened? Yeah, this happened. That happened. Okay, great. Do me a favor. Come in this other room with me.

It's called hope. Right. Maybe I can bullshit my way out of this. I can walk out the door. Well, knucklehead walks in the door at three o'clock, sit him down. Thanks for coming in. I appreciate it. I understand you were at the scene. You saw this fight go down. Yeah, I was there. What happened? Yeah, this happened. That happened. Okay, great. Do me a favor. Come in this other room with me.

Hold this. piece of paper up in front of you with these other guys. I swear to God. And they're like, okay. They hold it up. They're in a lineup. And they're like, okay. They get picked out. Do me a favor. Sit in the cell. Just sit in the cell for a minute. Close the cell door. Start typing up the arrest reports. And the guy looks at you. Excuse me. And the other prisoners are sitting there.

Hold this. piece of paper up in front of you with these other guys. I swear to God. And they're like, okay. They hold it up. They're in a lineup. And they're like, okay. They get picked out. Do me a favor. Sit in the cell. Just sit in the cell for a minute. Close the cell door. Start typing up the arrest reports. And the guy looks at you. Excuse me. And the other prisoners are sitting there.

Hold this. piece of paper up in front of you with these other guys. I swear to God. And they're like, okay. They hold it up. They're in a lineup. And they're like, okay. They get picked out. Do me a favor. Sit in the cell. Just sit in the cell for a minute. Close the cell door. Start typing up the arrest reports. And the guy looks at you. Excuse me. And the other prisoners are sitting there.

Am I under arrest? They all start cracking up. No, we put innocent people in the cell. You just got identified in the lineup. You put yourself at the scene, which is all I needed you to do. And now you're under arrest. That's how it works. Man, you tricked me. Yeah, I did. I'm allowed to.

Am I under arrest? They all start cracking up. No, we put innocent people in the cell. You just got identified in the lineup. You put yourself at the scene, which is all I needed you to do. And now you're under arrest. That's how it works. Man, you tricked me. Yeah, I did. I'm allowed to.

Am I under arrest? They all start cracking up. No, we put innocent people in the cell. You just got identified in the lineup. You put yourself at the scene, which is all I needed you to do. And now you're under arrest. That's how it works. Man, you tricked me. Yeah, I did. I'm allowed to.

What? Oh, yeah. Like if you're buying drugs off somebody in a narcotic situation.