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I don't cooperate with nobody.

Okay, I'm done talking to you. We take him down to the courthouse to process him. The next morning, I have to pull him out and bring him into federal probation, where he's got to be screened for eligibility for parole or bail and all that other stuff. So bring him in, federal probation officer sits with me and Mike and says, okay, time for the urinalysis.

Okay, I'm done talking to you. We take him down to the courthouse to process him. The next morning, I have to pull him out and bring him into federal probation, where he's got to be screened for eligibility for parole or bail and all that other stuff. So bring him in, federal probation officer sits with me and Mike and says, okay, time for the urinalysis.

Okay, I'm done talking to you. We take him down to the courthouse to process him. The next morning, I have to pull him out and bring him into federal probation, where he's got to be screened for eligibility for parole or bail and all that other stuff. So bring him in, federal probation officer sits with me and Mike and says, okay, time for the urinalysis.

We got to test your pee in addition to all this other stuff. The three of us walk Mike into the bathroom. It's cold. It's wintertime in Manhattan. Bathroom's cold. There's a urinal. Mike takes his steroid frame and puts it up in front of the urinal. We can't really see. Takes the scoop, scoops it down into the water, scoops them up and hands it to us.

We got to test your pee in addition to all this other stuff. The three of us walk Mike into the bathroom. It's cold. It's wintertime in Manhattan. Bathroom's cold. There's a urinal. Mike takes his steroid frame and puts it up in front of the urinal. We can't really see. Takes the scoop, scoops it down into the water, scoops them up and hands it to us.

We got to test your pee in addition to all this other stuff. The three of us walk Mike into the bathroom. It's cold. It's wintertime in Manhattan. Bathroom's cold. There's a urinal. Mike takes his steroid frame and puts it up in front of the urinal. We can't really see. Takes the scoop, scoops it down into the water, scoops them up and hands it to us.

And the probation officer takes it and goes, detective, would you feel this? It's like 40 something degrees. It was the water that was in the urinal sitting there. It's like almost freezing in that room. He says, really? Really, Mike? This is what you want to give me? I said, Mike. My God. Dead bodies that have been dead for 12 hours. The fluids in them are not that cold. Right.

And the probation officer takes it and goes, detective, would you feel this? It's like 40 something degrees. It was the water that was in the urinal sitting there. It's like almost freezing in that room. He says, really? Really, Mike? This is what you want to give me? I said, Mike. My God. Dead bodies that have been dead for 12 hours. The fluids in them are not that cold. Right.

And the probation officer takes it and goes, detective, would you feel this? It's like 40 something degrees. It was the water that was in the urinal sitting there. It's like almost freezing in that room. He says, really? Really, Mike? This is what you want to give me? I said, Mike. My God. Dead bodies that have been dead for 12 hours. The fluids in them are not that cold. Right.

This is not your urine. You're calling me a fucking liar. Yeah, I am. I'm calling you a liar. You're a liar. We know what you did. Okay. No worries. Probation officer takes it, tests it, gets his report, goes into the courtroom. Mike's standing in front of the judge. Mike's family owns this house. He has this. He has this history of work and all this other stuff.

This is not your urine. You're calling me a fucking liar. Yeah, I am. I'm calling you a liar. You're a liar. We know what you did. Okay. No worries. Probation officer takes it, tests it, gets his report, goes into the courtroom. Mike's standing in front of the judge. Mike's family owns this house. He has this. He has this history of work and all this other stuff.

This is not your urine. You're calling me a fucking liar. Yeah, I am. I'm calling you a liar. You're a liar. We know what you did. Okay. No worries. Probation officer takes it, tests it, gets his report, goes into the courtroom. Mike's standing in front of the judge. Mike's family owns this house. He has this. He has this history of work and all this other stuff.

And he failed his urinalysis for evidence of opioids. Mike stands up and goes, how the fuck did that happen? Right in the courtroom. Because he can't believe Mike had the misfortune of dipping his cup into water in a urinal where the last guy through had heroin in his system. Right. It wasn't even his. And the look on his face was shocked.

And he failed his urinalysis for evidence of opioids. Mike stands up and goes, how the fuck did that happen? Right in the courtroom. Because he can't believe Mike had the misfortune of dipping his cup into water in a urinal where the last guy through had heroin in his system. Right. It wasn't even his. And the look on his face was shocked.

And he failed his urinalysis for evidence of opioids. Mike stands up and goes, how the fuck did that happen? Right in the courtroom. Because he can't believe Mike had the misfortune of dipping his cup into water in a urinal where the last guy through had heroin in his system. Right. It wasn't even his. And the look on his face was shocked.

The judge is screaming at him to sit down and restrain him. I was cracking up in the back of the courtroom. I couldn't believe it. You know, like, if you didn't have bad luck, you'd have no luck, Mike. So that's Mike's story. Mike ended up taking a plea. Needless to say, he didn't want to go to trial. But that case branched off where... Did he end up cooperating?

The judge is screaming at him to sit down and restrain him. I was cracking up in the back of the courtroom. I couldn't believe it. You know, like, if you didn't have bad luck, you'd have no luck, Mike. So that's Mike's story. Mike ended up taking a plea. Needless to say, he didn't want to go to trial. But that case branched off where... Did he end up cooperating?

The judge is screaming at him to sit down and restrain him. I was cracking up in the back of the courtroom. I couldn't believe it. You know, like, if you didn't have bad luck, you'd have no luck, Mike. So that's Mike's story. Mike ended up taking a plea. Needless to say, he didn't want to go to trial. But that case branched off where... Did he end up cooperating?

He didn't cooperate, but he took a plea. Right. He was happy to get a plea. He didn't cooperate with me, that's for sure. Yeah.