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Dark Valley
Chapter 17 | A Father's Tale
Yeah. I mean, it's hard to square everything I've heard about them. I know. To my face.
Dark Valley
Chapter 17 | A Father's Tale
Good. And he said the same thing that Aaron said, that he was with... Sandy Perkins, Pearl Perkins, whatever you call them. And they were working on a tractor on the side of the house when Heidi went jogging.
Dark Valley
Chapter 17 | A Father's Tale
I don't know, like just gut check. It didn't seem like he was trying to be evasive at all. Good, good, good, good. And then He reiterated his belief that Paul Oaks could have done it. Oh, my God. So they said that they weren't allowed to attend the trial, and that's because both of them were asked to take the stand. Really? I mean, that happens.
Dark Valley
Chapter 17 | A Father's Tale
That, like, if you're going to testify, you shouldn't hear the rest of the testimonies, you know? Ah, gotcha, gotcha. Yep. Yep. So, I mean, everything checks out. The only thing I did not ask him was about Megan, which I kind of regret. But I did ask him point blank. I was like, I mean, you know, you know what April thinks that it could possibly have been you. And he didn't get defensive at all.
Dark Valley
Chapter 17 | A Father's Tale
He's like, yeah, I understand. Like, it's usually the father. Like, I get it.
Dark Valley
Chapter 17 | A Father's Tale
Yeah, I mean, they said off the bat, like, they haven't done a good job communicating to their children about, you know, that day and their feelings and stuff. And they both said it was just too painful. That's why they couldn't. But they realized that, you know, they need to open up that line and maybe, maybe this is the start of it. I don't know.
Dark Valley
Chapter 17 | A Father's Tale
I mean, we tried to, I tried to drill down on timing and stuff. Um, and what they said, what they could remember really matches up with what Steve said and, you know, what was reported at the time. Like there was no, you know, fudging of the timeline.
Dark Valley
Chapter 17 | A Father's Tale
Hi there. Nice to meet you. Uh, I'm the journalist who's been working with, uh, Megan.
Dark Valley
Chapter 17 | A Father's Tale
Uh, indeed. Thank you so much for saying that. Uh, yeah, it's been gosh, a little over a year and a half now that I've been diving in and it was only recently that I realized that you were part of the search party.
Dark Valley
Chapter 17 | A Father's Tale
Okay. Just from what Megan said, or do you have any other reason to believe that?
Kinda Funny Games Daily: Video Games News Podcast
Marathon Launches September, Isn't Free-To-Play - Kinda Funny Games Daily 04.14.25
Interesting point.
Kinda Funny Games Daily: Video Games News Podcast
Marathon Launches September, Isn't Free-To-Play - Kinda Funny Games Daily 04.14.25
Yeah.
Kinda Funny Games Daily: Video Games News Podcast
Marathon Launches September, Isn't Free-To-Play - Kinda Funny Games Daily 04.14.25
Mm-hmm.
Legends of Avantris
Beneath Dark Wings | Ep. 35 | Unnatural Law: Part 1
I'll stay up and... You can have Peyton put some bits of fish in a little box and shake it outside the door. Nothing happens.
Legends of Avantris
Beneath Dark Wings | Ep. 35 | Unnatural Law: Part 1
Yeah, I'll go knock on both of their doors and just kind of peek in. Is she back? Did she come in here? No, she's not back in my room, and I'll do the same for your room. No, she's not back. Should we go look for her?
Legends of Avantris
Beneath Dark Wings | Ep. 35 | Unnatural Law: Part 1
I'm just going to go walk around the town and see if I would find her.
Legends of Avantris
Beneath Dark Wings | Ep. 35 | Unnatural Law: Part 1
I'm going to sneak up behind you and just be the big spoon to your little spoon.
MrBallen’s Medical Mysteries
Ep. 73 | Darkness in Donora
Scam Factory, the explosive new true crime podcast from Wondery, exposes a multi-billion dollar criminal empire. Every suspicious text you ignore masks a huge network of compounds where thousands are held captive and forced to scam others under the threat of death. Follow Scam Factory on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts.
MrBallen’s Medical Mysteries
Ep. 73 | Darkness in Donora
Imagine this. You help your little brother land a great job abroad. But when he arrives, the job doesn't exist. Instead, he's trapped in a heavily guarded compound, forced to sit at a computer and scam innocent victims. all while armed guards stand by with shoot-to-kill orders.
MrBallen’s Medical Mysteries
Ep. 73 | Darkness in Donora
Scam Factory, the explosive new true crime podcast from Wondery, exposes a multibillion-dollar criminal empire operating in plain sight. Told through one family's harrowing account of sleepless nights, desperate phone calls, and dangerous rescue attempts, Scam Factory reveals a brutal truth. The only way out is to scam their way out.
MrBallen’s Medical Mysteries
Ep. 73 | Darkness in Donora
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Murder on the Towpath with Soledad O’Brien
The CIA Wife
You will never be able to change or grow to the thing that you refuse to identify. The thing that you refuse to say, hey, this is my mountain. This is the struggle. This is the thing that's in front of me. You can't make that mountain move without actually diving into that.
Murder on the Towpath with Soledad O’Brien
The CIA Wife
Because it's impossible for you to be the most authentic you. It's impossible for you to love you fully if all you're doing is living to please people. Your mountain is that.
Murder on the Towpath with Soledad O’Brien
The CIA Wife
You will never be able to change or grow through the thing that you refuse to identify. The thing that you refuse to say, hey, this is my mountain. This is the struggle. This is the thing that's in front of me. You can't make that mountain move without actually diving into that.
Murder on the Towpath with Soledad O’Brien
The CIA Wife
Because it's impossible for you to be the most authentic you. It's impossible for you to love you fully if all you're doing is living to please people. Your mountain is that.
Murder on the Towpath with Soledad O’Brien
The CIA Wife
You will never be able to change or grow through the thing that you refuse to identify. The thing that you refuse to say, hey, this is my mountain. This is the struggle.
Murder on the Towpath with Soledad O’Brien
The CIA Wife
You will never be able to change or grow through the thing that you refuse to identify. The thing that you refuse to say, hey, this is my mountain. This is the struggle.
Prof G Markets
The S&P 500 Enters Correction Territory
Isn't it? I mean, at least that's what society wants us to think. Gotta get a Birkin, gotta get a home, you know.
REDACTED: Declassified Mysteries with Luke Lamana
Operation Greylord: Chicago’s Corrupt Courts
Everybody, we have some exciting news that we want to share. If you want to go on an adventure with Generation Y, we'd love for you to join us. January 26th through the 30th, 2026, we'll be sailing from Miami to the Bahamas on Wondery's first ever true crime cruise aboard the Norwegian Joy. Aaron and I will be there to chat, hang out, dive into all things true crime.
REDACTED: Declassified Mysteries with Luke Lamana
Operation Greylord: Chicago’s Corrupt Courts
And we're thrilled to be joined by some familiar voices in the true crime podcasting world. Surti and Hannah from Red Handed. Sashi and Sarah from Scamfluencers. And Carl Miller from Kill List. Super excited to hang out with them too. We've got some cool activities, interactive mysteries we can solve. testing our forensic skills with a blood spatter expert, and so much more.
REDACTED: Declassified Mysteries with Luke Lamana
Operation Greylord: Chicago’s Corrupt Courts
So for some sun, fun, and just the right amount of mystery solving, come join us.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Also, in that time span, a strange proclivity to enter the wildcard round with a backup quarterback. The Matt Moores, Skyler Thompson games, like, what do you want me to do? And last year, you feel good about your offense. Well, we got ourselves in a position where we're opening things up in sub-zero temperatures against Kansas City.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
So really, I think the only game out of that tenure where they've been in the playoffs where they might have been favorite, and I have to look up the line when they hosted Baltimore with Chad Pennington at quarterback, but they're supposed to lose all these games once they get in there because there's enough context and the line is pretty overwhelming at that point.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
It seems even longer than 24 years because my memory of that Lamar Smith game was running to my dad's car so I could hear it on the radio because it was blacked out locally. Yes. So... We were running to our radios to listen to that last win locally. There wasn't a bar. There were blackout restrictions.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
No one outside of people that were there covering it and there in attendance actually has vivid memories of that play unfolding live.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Chris has a stat. This is unbelievable. Eight carries for five yards the next week.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
27-0 they lost. Hey, howdy, listener. Why don't you sit down here next to me? Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite. That's right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great-tasting light beer for people who love beer. A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great-tasting light beer.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
tastes like miller time you know as the football games get bigger everybody's talking about hosting parties it's always difficult everyone's got an opinion why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of miller lights and make everybody happy you could be on opposite sides of the big game but you still know that you are brought together by miller time Miller Lite is a great unifier.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other Lite beers. The original Lite beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste. 96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan. Find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller time. Celebrate responsibly.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Which moment, since they haven't had playoff wins in that span, which moment is bigger in the eyes of Dolphins fans? The Wildcat game or the 70-burger?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
But do you know how he possibly re-aggravated the injury? Browns fans have tracked down a video in which he's doing a little bit of a TikTok dance with his girlfriend, not wearing the boot the way that the doctor would recommend it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
And they have now fantasy booked not just drafting a quarterback with their top two pick, but also getting out from this guaranteed contract because Deshaun Watson did not follow doctor's orders.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Yeah, exactly, Greg. This is how you feel. Meh. Meh, that kind of nails it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Yeah, you mentioned Cam Ward, and that's where I think a lot of people are viewing this through this prism, which is like a weird moving of the field goal post. Because let me tell you something. Undoubtedly, Carson Beck enters this program with way more accomplishments and credentials than Cam Ward did. Cam Ward, people like to retroactively make like, of course they did great with Cam Ward.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
They had all sorts of questions about Cam Ward. And you were one of the few that actually watched him at Washington State. Not a lot of people did. I think... I understand the questions, especially how can you not be nervous about a guy that has an arm injury when his position is quarterback? I will say Miami does feel good about it all depends on who you ask.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
But Miami does feel good about where he is, his ability to come back in time for fall camp. And I will remind everybody in the listening audience that Brock Purdy was the betting favorite for NFL MVP six months after he had this surgery.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
He does turn the ball over a lot. So did Cam. Right. So when I hear that criticism about Carson, I'm like, well, do we remember the Cam experience? There was one game against Alabama where he threw three picks, but I also think he threw for like 450 yards in that game.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
For me, it's entirely that about the arm injury. But let's let's look at what the sports books are telling us. presently second to win the Heisman next year behind Arch Manning. He's at plus 700. Some books that have begun taking action on the 2026 NFL draft have Carson Beck as the number one overall pick next year. He entered this season. Consensus, number one overall pick. Yes, threw some picks.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Cam does that too. Also made a ton of plays. And his team, I think, led the SEC in drops. His wide receiver situation was real bad this year. And he doesn't need to beat Cam Ward. This is what people need to get out of their mind. Miami was entering the season with Emery Williams at quarterback. We saw for a half what that looked like. They needed to do something drastic.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
And the thing that they did was get the top player available in the portal. You can have questions about him. I'm not pushing back on that. But the gulf between a healthy Carson Beck and Emery Williams is immense.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Understood. It's all based on action. But I would say the people that handicap this sport are a little bit more bullish on it. And ultimately, Miami was at a situation in which a lot of quarterbacks were going off the board. Mateer goes to Oklahoma. wait, are we really going to enter this season with Emory Williams as quarterback?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Those were real questions that people around the program were asking then. Now, 24 hours later, did they come away with a guy who, according to all the websites that put this together, was the number one guy available in the portal any position?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
I can explain why we're there. It's the rev share. Teams or programs are taking into account the rev share. So a team that would really struggle to raise 15 million dollars in NIL like Duke football. has that base floor, looks at the available quarterbacks, goes gets Mensa from Tulane, offers them $3 million. That's how they're budgeting the rev share. That's what happened to the market.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Out of the gates, the Tulane quarterback gets twice as much because a team that would never be able to compete in the NIL space gets rev share. So what does that do? You would think that the rev share would maybe take some off the plates of the boosters. No, no, no, no, no. It's rev share plus NIL. And that's what's happened in the marketplace.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Dan, you mentioned, and I think I generally agree with your sentiment, but last year being a wasted year in terms of how it finished and how it felt, I think you're right to argue that. But remember the quarterback narrative around Mario Crisobal entering this season. He was a quarterback killer. Now, back-to-back years, his process has resulted the biggest get at that position.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Hey, howdy, listener. Why don't you sit down here next to me? Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite. That's right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great tasting light beer.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
tastes like miller time you know as the football games get bigger everybody's talking about hosting parties it's always difficult everyone's got an opinion why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of miller lights and make everybody happy you could be on opposite sides of the big game but you still know that you are brought together by miller time Miller Lite is a great unifier.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other Lite beers. The original Lite beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste. 96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan. Find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller time. Celebrate responsibly.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Can I vote out Kansas City?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
My friend, you haven't just opened up a can of worms. You've opened up a can of anacondas.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Detroit last year against San Francisco? No, there was the IU crazy catch. Detroit was hanging around. Mm-hmm.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Both those teams Sunday evening. I mean, Buffalo's elite at short yardage, I think 16 for their last 19. In fact, did anybody else scream no? What a stupid play when they went for it on fourth and one and it wasn't just a Josh Allen keeper.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
And then magic happens where the catch is even somehow better than the throw with Ty Johnson in the back of the end zone to get his knee down and not have his feet touch out of bounds. Like even when they call bad plays, they find a way to do it. This is one of the most eagerly anticipated games I can ever remember in the postseason.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
They have other wide receivers that have gone in the first round. They've done such a great job loading that team up. It's incredibly loaded across that entire offense. He's got so many weapons and he's rewarded the confidence that that franchise has given him by adapting to this brand new OC, having more of an air raid mentality. It's just such a freaking good team. There's no excuse.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
Mr. Crab is nuts. He's greedy.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
Just, like, for a second. Please.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
the DISTURBING reason farts exist
Like, Angus couldn't even get through one of his lines because he was just getting hit in the face by chicks' bras the whole night.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
the DISTURBING reason farts exist
And they're, like, huge bras. No, it was fun. It was fun. It was a 10 o'clock show, and then we had to, like, chat with people after sitting at home until, like, 1 a.m., which was exhausting.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
the DISTURBING reason farts exist
Like, how often is she doing laundry? I don't know. I guess I'll never know.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
the DISTURBING reason farts exist
Especially if you're doing it, you know, maybe you're in a group where everyone's drinking and you just kind of want to take it a little easier. You don't want to feel hungover the next day. Just have a few triples and you're, you know, you could have three or four of them over the course of a day and that's less than 100 calories. That's awesome. This weekend, like I said, I'm going to Las Vegas.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
the DISTURBING reason farts exist
I think I might bring a few triples with me on the road trip and then, you know, have one.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
the DISTURBING reason farts exist
And Billy's like got that, you know, that New York driving slams on the brakes. You know what I mean? That shit stresses me. I hate being in a car with someone like that.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
the DISTURBING reason farts exist
If we don't kill all of them, then there will be one soon.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
the DISTURBING reason farts exist
Me too. I feel like they keep coming up on my For You page.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
the DISTURBING reason farts exist
I feel like Rusty's definitely a bear, but I think I might be a twink.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
the DISTURBING reason farts exist
You're definitely a bear. Yeah, I would agree with that. But I'm worried I might be a twink. Am I a twink?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
the DISTURBING reason farts exist
I know. I just can't... I hate waking up. I had to, like, quit my gym because I was going after work and now it's, like...
Will & Rusty's Playdate
the DISTURBING reason farts exist
what's in oh fuck we ain't doing that yeah you're right and then i have a weekend at home a live show weekend and then another thing what are you taking pto off for this weekend I'm just taking Friday off. Oh, just Friday? Yeah. My best, two of my best friends from college are coming out.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
the DISTURBING reason farts exist
And I don't have to go to, they're coming to visit for the weekend, but now I have to go to New York on Saturday. So they're going to come and I'm going to show them around LA on Friday. And then we're going to go see Rainbow Kitten Surprise.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
the DISTURBING reason farts exist
I get anxiety in big crowds like that. So I just like to hang in the back where I can like dance and then I can go pee or grab a beer or whatever. Nice. Hopefully my crew doesn't want to cut up to the front. I hate that shit. Same. I can't do it.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
the DISTURBING reason farts exist
It's so much better. Yeah. It's so much better. Yeah, I'm excited. It'll be chill. It'll be killer chill vibes. I saw Trampled by Turtles last Friday.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
the DISTURBING reason farts exist
Okay, so I got all distracted because your immature mind couldn't handle... I mean, it's just, it's so... Sometimes as an intellectual, sometimes it is so hard to be around you heathens who make everything about sex and grabbing ass and poking chicks or whatever you guys do. On Facebook. Anyway...
Will & Rusty's Playdate
the DISTURBING reason farts exist
My dad would be like, oh, let's get some Willie pretzels. And, and we, when we went to the grocery store, we all, everyone got one thing. Mm hmm.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
the DISTURBING reason farts exist
And then they discontinued them. And it was effing devastating. Pardon my use of the word effing.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
the DISTURBING reason farts exist
Because they were selling better, dude. Because they're like crack. Those things are like crack.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
the DISTURBING reason farts exist
I mean, yeah, I just think that sounds crazy now. Milk fucks me up like a race car on a Sunday.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
the DISTURBING reason farts exist
Oh, my God. In college, I would eat so much cereal.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
the DISTURBING reason farts exist
He really wants to be a whipping boy because he likes it. Lauren, what were you going to say?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Yeah, that would have been a bad look, actually.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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I used to write, I had this professor, Mr. Murphy, in high school, or teacher, I guess. It was like AP Gov.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Team's in shambles. Guy walked away from the team. Bad look for the camaraderie. So I'm a little flipped out, but I guess Lauren's getting a cake with her face on it.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
the DISTURBING reason farts exist
Yeah. Hey, man. A bet's a bet. Thanks to Fireball. It's all fun. You know, even though we're on the losing end of this bet, we still get some Fireball shooters to keep our vibes up. Agreed. Fireball's iconic cinnamon flavor tastes fire and goes down easy, making it the ultimate crowd pleaser.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
the DISTURBING reason farts exist
Anytime Lauren asks me something, I'm going to say that shit. Dude, honestly, we were talking about maybe turning on you. Because the Almost Friday guys, I guess they're going to be nice to Emily now. So we're going to start being like really dicks.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
the DISTURBING reason farts exist
Two truths and a lie. Lauren, two truths and a lie segment.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Wait, you took work off because you were sick and then you went out for brunch?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Yeah, if there's any chance you're a playmate, Gracie, I would love to just get a coffee. We go to Great White. Love to pet your dog.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
the DISTURBING reason farts exist
God. Of course you'd pick the one with booby.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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so that it's all kind of connected together.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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I mean, I would never want that in my house. I don't like the idea of having a taxidermy to anything.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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What's wrong? Nothing. I'm just worried about time. Let's just move on.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Yeah, that song rocks. Yeah, I think you're the asshole, though. Yeah, you're the asshole. Yeah.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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I guess I would need to hear the volume level.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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This guy rocks. So this guy, I think, is some sort of scholar. All right, so this is some sort of businessman or scholar or something.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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That's what the frog rides on. Oh, nice. You don't think that guy rocks? I think that guy rocks so hard.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Our boots are cute. My boots are cute. I got a frog on my head and we're going to bed. I said, Willie D on a track, play they part. I said, what you gonna Google fish for some cod? Nice. Nice.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Hey, every road trip has a few bathroom stops.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Sometimes you got to sit in traffic. All right. You know, someone is a little too, too eager.
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Klumzos was a god of clumsiness, and he one time accidentally dropped one of Zeus' treasures off of Mount Olympus, and it rolled all the way down to the bottom, and they were worried that the muggles were going to get to it.
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Write that down, like it'd be saying. Do you know about Norclis, the god of confusion? No. He was a nightmare.
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I'm stealing... I'm stealing... I guess technically when this episode comes out, it'll be right before we're going to Vegas. So I'm going to steal Sammy Paradise's personality.
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Yeah. Go to Wikipedia. Oh, God. What? No, I was just worried you were going to click something fucking weird.
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I kind of like it. I'm a Flatlander. Something there. I think, yeah, I don't know. So how was the live show? Yeah. Oh, the live show was unreal, dude.
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Turkey, turkey, you make me want to work you.
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Oh, interesting.
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Yay. All right.
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Green flag at the races.
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Ginger girls in tweed with nice green eyes.
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Is there anyone here that you spotted that gives you that vibe? You knew you from?
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Yeah, dude.
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And what year are you in Exeter?
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I'm first year.
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And so what halls are you in?
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I'm in Duryard.
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And how did you find out? It's not a bit far.
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It's quite far away, yeah.
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Excuse me, sorry. We've been looking actually for someone with your hair and your eyes. You're a gorgeous girl. How do you feel about this man here? Stunning. That was stunning. Oh, stunning. Which year are you in? I do not like her accent.
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Singles, shall we mount you someone? What would your green flag be at the races for a boy? What's my green flag? I don't know, man. Not your green. So tell Grunette, man. Let's find them. We'll find you. What kind of outfit would you want them in? They all look the same today, don't they? No, you're not wrong. It should be fine. Show me. What's your...
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That's pretty fun.
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Dude, nothing much, man. I'm in Chicago. What's up with your bed, so?
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Yeah, no, that's a great question. So I can just, for what it's worth, I don't just know it off the top of my head, but my go-to is Wiktionary. So I'm going to dive into that for you right now. I feel like I'm in one of those action movies right now.
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Exactly, yeah. It's exactly Criminal Minds. So interestingly enough, so it's not necessarily related... to the word suffrage but it's actually so it comes it's a it's a latin it's a word of latin origin comes from the latin word um which is to literally to vote for or to support so that makes sense right okay it's like it's always meant voting but why does it look like suffrage
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People don't really know where the Latin word sufrago comes from. That's the last one we know. There's a theory that actually comes from a Proto-Indo-European that's as far back as we could possibly go. There's an idea. I'm not going to say this is a fact, but it's a very interesting idea that it comes from the root word for to break.
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um so that would give us frango in latin and the reason that would be so it'd be like to cause an uproar to crash to break shatter crashed like like like in a protest or to make your voice heard right okay um so that that's about as specific as it can get but i like that theory a lot because it'd be kind of interesting if suffrage literally comes from like like just kind of tearing shit up you know we were kind of saying like yeah like woman's suffrage is a good thing but it sounds like to the untrained mind kind of not great yeah
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Maybe not the best word choice, honestly. I wonder if we'll maybe phase that out. But, yeah, it's a strange one for sure.
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Absolutely. I'll catch you on the flip side. Thanks for calling.
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Yeah, and our opener had been going for 15 minutes. And I was like, oh, I'm about to... The first sketch is basically all me. True.
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We were like, this will work. This will work.
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it's always when I have something important coming up I got a nosebleed this morning I get a nosebleed almost every morning now that it's dry and cold I sleep with my window up and I should stop doing that I just want to be clear too I don't do blow and it wasn't a blow nosebleed I feel like that made it seem more like no I know but everyone kept saying that to me because I kept saying I was up till sunrise every night it was the time change
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It's dry climate and I get nosebleeds like once a week. I've gotten probably over a thousand nosebleeds in my life.
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I'm like a moister guy. Yeah. Yeah, I do dry out. Easily. I'm getting eczema in my eyes. Dude, really? That'll come with age. Wait, in your eyes?
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You know what's crazy is I think the one thing they do is they don't do pranks. The one thing they don't do is pranks.
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well it's yeah i thought cortisone was a steroid but you're right it's like an anti-itch i don't know sometimes i just like i feel like also when i'm stressed i'll catch myself like itching without even realizing i don't know i do that too i rub my eyes a lot and so when i got eczema there i was like oh she'd yeah well don't you like also when you get like drunk then you start freaking out and you go like
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Yeah, my hotel. Do you know World of T-shirts?
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I sort of. And Andrew, you do? My hotel, I don't know why, but the first thing I thought when I sat in my room was like, I wonder if I'll see Josh Block out here. Because I... I don't think it's a funny situation, but there are funny parts about this dark situation. I think it's one of the most interesting things happening with this new wave of social media.
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So when I landed, I was like, I wonder if I'll see him out here. And I looked up Mr. Bass's address, and it was literally a 60-second walk from my hotel. So the first thing I did was I walked up to his house, and I saw all the lights in the window, and I was like, I'm making a pilgrimage right now. This is the Mecca.
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He'll pay Josh $100 a stream and feed Josh alcohol and drugs and Whippets and nicotine. Oh, my God. I would guess he makes $5,000 a stream. Some people say $10,000 to $15,000. How often is this true?
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probably every day yeah because he's rolling in cash oh my god he is completely fucking josh over and josh is so autistic he thinks mr base who's like a master manipulator because he was a pimp his whole life he thinks that he's taking care of him but that's so sad does josh not have people like looking out for his parents his uh mom is dead his dad's in this and brother are like
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It's insane, and now he's going to... I don't know. Actually, I'm not current. I'm not as current as I'd like to be.
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Yeah, I'll just wait for the documentary to come out.
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We were a Trump family. And that's just a little slice of Angus. And in 2016, Ted Cruz had run against Trump at a certain point.
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Oh, really? Have you not seen this? He screams the N-word, like, not all the time, but, like, frequently enough where it's like, that's too many times to be screaming that.
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You know what I always think of? The Clone Wars. The animated show? No, well, yeah, the movies too. The ships, they're like the big triangles with long wings and the guys sit in the balls and shoot the lasers.
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Good luck Googling that. I don't even know where to help you.
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Yeah, but a lot of people here aren't going to know as many Texans. So what I did was kind of established my ethos first. And then I kind of threw a wide net to the audience. Yeah.
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Oh, dude, that was the first Lego set I ever built. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was my friend's birthday, and he got it for his birthday, and it was awesome.
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Sizzleman. Every morning you hear your dad. Sizzleman.
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Similar to how actual fights go in the Jedi universe. Right. Because it's all about technique and using the force too. You know what I'm saying. I had a neighbor.
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Made me feel small. It's fine. That's my bad.
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So I have to guess someone that's 66 years old?
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Well, I don't want to hold up the whole thing.
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Stellan Skarsgård. What? I don't know if I'm saying his name right.
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I don't know. We're throwing you some hard names today.
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Sure. I think he's going to play Jack Mehoff. I just want to say I'd really like to get one right. Okay. Am I going to hold this whole thing off? Yeah, just go. No, it's okay. Okay.
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J.K. Simmons. Fuck this. You're holding a whole episode fucking hostage. That's kind of scaring me, actually. How are these people this old? Why didn't you change? Okay. Did I do that? Carl Weezer?
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Well, now you're changing it to... No, I was saying... Oh, oh.
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I wasn't thinking Chris Kattan, so that doesn't count, right? I was thinking... This is fucking horrible, man. Mario the Plumber.
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Simon Cowell. Simon Cowell. No, no, Simon Cowell. This is my for real last one. That's not who I meant.
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Oh! I mean, we can cut around it. All right, all right, all right. No, we can't.
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By episode 100, I would try to figure that one out.
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It sounds like one of the opening scenes from Terminator.
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I was in a similar situation where something crazy had just happened. I was studying for finals with my friends, and it was nighttime and it was raining, and we pulled up to an intersection leaving the library, and there was a bald guy face down in the middle of the intersection with his umbrella out, clearly had just fallen over. and probably died. I don't know. And someone was checking on him.
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And we could hear the ambulance coming. But it was like... I mean, it was... That was a fun night.
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So he listens to one podcast? He actually listens to yours as well, I guess. Well... Lauren's also my favorite podcast producer.
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Yeah, he literally... He clearly just was walking and either got hit by a car or fell forward.
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Hey, remember that dead guy we saw in New York?
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Just, like, on the way to the show, just a dead guy. And, like, he was clearly dead, because, like, he was completely passed out in the stretcher, and, like, the cops were chilling, and the EMT people were, like... Yeah, like, no one was rushing.
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And they would have already watched it, every single person.
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Oh, where they're tied up and there's a guy with a big mustache. There's a guy with a lever trying to decide if he kills him or the family. I feel like that was a daily occurrence back in the day.
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Well, vice versa. We could turn our podcast into sort of a five-course meal.
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Where yours maybe is like the breakfast.
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That comes out at 5 a.m. Right. We have maybe – Red flags. We start releasing those a little bit after. And then I'm thinking for the main course – It's our pod paired with, hold the phone, at 8.30 a.m.
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What are you talking about? It's all sourced information. This would be hilarious if you made this and it wasn't funny at all. Yeah, yeah, we're all... And you literally spent nine hours writing this.
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I know, that's what I'm asking. Did you sew a cricket in a...
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There are guys in there that look like you.
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And they're very naked and they're very torn up. It looks like he's been scratching them.
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Can I give an official statement? No comment. No comment.
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Aren't you supposed to do this at the start?
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Why don't you give a road? Why don't you give a road? Like when you do the first ad read, you go, hey, guys, this episode, we talk about this, this and this and this. But before we get in.
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Did you guys talk about those high-ranking government officials testifying to Congress about aliens?
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It's probably the biggest... It's like the most credible group of people so far to be like... There are aliens. We have communicated with them. Not, like, verbally, but, like, we have received and sent signals to them.
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And... I think the best way they described it was, like, when... Like, if Russians came into your airspace, you scramble jets to be like, hey, fuck off. Yeah. And that's, like, a form of communication. And that's what we've done with aliens, apparently. I don't know if I believe it. Thank you, Lauren. But, like...
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Okay. When one comes out, you just start it. So you do need a few devices.
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That's not the clip I saw. Are you sure that was from last week?
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The one I saw is you saying, yes, we have communicated with them. But, I mean, you know, I don't know if I necessarily believe that the aliens have been on Earth. No, that was the thing that I... But I believe they're out there, and I believe we've communicated with them.
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Our hearts power their cars and their vapes.
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I only brought slurs that do exist because I kind of ran out of time. Is that fine?
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They're Indians. Isn't that crazy that they just showed up and they called them Indians?
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And are we allowed to talk about it? Because I don't know, but I understand that we need to move on.
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So he gave... So he just... I mean, that's... Why would you call them people of God and then rape and kill them?
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Okay, richest guy on the friggin' planet.
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Yeah, that's like... What? What the what? I would invest in the business, although I'd be worried that... I would invest in the Bemis, although I'd be worried about the cost or the money that would be going into it. Jack's like, what could they be talking about? Fuck you. You'll never know. You'll never know. They were rich. I was eating... I like that idea.
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Well, mine's really quick. Okay. And you are going to believe it. It's camel crickets. It's a new bug. So... They already made them. I know. That's out the window. The amount of R&D I sunk into it. You have no idea how upset I was. Someone beat you to it. Well, I'm just going to do cricket camels. It was the space race.
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How sad you got to be to be the guy that's reading an article about camel crickets and being like, I got to dig a little deeper on this.
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We need to dispel that information right now.
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That's what I was about to say. That's what I was about to say about Emily.
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I was going to say, though, a giant ramp in the middle of each theater confuses me.
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I feel like people would be... I didn't think about that.
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Every bar just has to work around having a big slide.
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You've been to Playdate? Yeah. You should host a... You've been to Playdate?
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It's the one on Rainy, right? I don't know. Maybe it's not Austin. Maybe it's Dallas? Dallas? Oh, you're right, I am thinking of Unbarlievable.
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It's a really, really good idea. You're on to something very special.
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Well, yeah, but you can do some demo when you buy a theater.
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I love that. I mean, it's so unbelievably moronic. I can't believe it.
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No, man. What about an app that you download that kind of invalidates your whole thing? It's brick. That just turns your phone. It just runs as many things in the background as possible and really saps all the energy from the processor. And yeah, it opens all your apps at once. Yeah, that works too. So it kind of invalidates your whole thing.
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Okay, I want $52. You only need $51 to control the company. I want $30. I want $52, though. I want $30.
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Yeah, I want there to be $35 that we both have to earn.
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I don't know sports, so you have to explain it like a different thing.
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Oh, I was just kidding. Like, obviously, they can just take it if they want. Oh, really?
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What are you like? Gothic literature. Okay, right. Or maybe, I don't know, anything high fantasy. Right. Okay, she's...
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But also not really. I just knew about it.
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Can you type Jets, Giants, Happy Days? That sounds like a New York thing, just based on the... Oh, man, I'm losing my mind.
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Should you teach me something? Okay, well, you aren't going to believe this, but my Teach Me Something is also camel crickets. Fuck. That they're coming in.
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Well, in certain areas, they're alpha testing them and beta testing them next month, but I think they're just going to wait until 2025 because I know there's a new bug coming out this quarter, and they kind of don't want the releases to compete with each other and cannibalize.
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It just doesn't really work. Exactly. And so camel crickets are, I mean, they're beta testing, but they're basically out. Right. And then cricket camels are coming out in 2025. Right.
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That's a bummer. Wait, that's so interesting. I prefer that. It's sweet. It kind of shows that lighter, soft-bellied side of America that we all know is there, but not in the media.
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Okay, right click on that and then do open in another tab.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I already owe Lauren a bunch of treats. That's a crazy trivia question.
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Which one is it? This guy rocks, and I don't even have one. I have one. Here, wait. I can give you one. I did it on... Lauren, I did it on our episode, the lightsaber.
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Would you mind pulling that up? Because I genuinely believe this guy rocks.
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Yeah, so there's a group of people standing with their lightsabers at ease.
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Well, they're holding. They're not dropping them. Well, they're right on the ground. They would be burning holes. Okay, anyway, they are standing in two parallel lines at ease, waiting for their new initiate walking between them to meet their leader. I have seen this. And they raise their lightsabers.
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Here. On the right of council. He's knighting him. He's knighting him. Which is such a solid name, by the way. Rilo Stormchaser? Such a solid pick.
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That's what I was saying. I don't have a community like that. Nope. I never will. You'll get into something. No, because I can't let my walls down. Right. I got to build it. Anytime something happens to me where I don't like it, the wall just got 10 feet higher, buddy.
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No. Now, when you sent this to Liam, what did he say? I think he liked the message. Okay, because he showed it to us and said, this is one of my favorite videos of all time. The way he said it was like, I've known this video forever. Oh, I believe I said confront him.
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And we go way back. Do you? Our first live show. Very first one.
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I will say they remind me of South Park characters almost.
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You were there? He did the photography for all of it. Oh, I think I might have met you then.
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That video is only going to be funny if that was the perfect voice. What is that? I mean, it's fake, right? Is that fake? It had to be like the audio from another video played over that, right?
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This is like, okay, but this is so dumb.
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Apparently he sounds like... What does that mean?
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This is so funny. With like radiation carbonating.
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Well, you were blacked out, remember? Yeah. That girl asked security to kick you out.
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I'm getting hit with a tidal wave of playdate. I feel like I'm caught in the riptide. I'm literally trying so hard to swim out to the side and back to the beach and I can't.
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Didn't you do a bug for a fish for a pill? It was a fish for a bug for a pill. That's an inside joke for everyone that went to the live show. Yeah. Call back. Yeah, I don't even get it.
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I would say that if you're going to Reddit to have any part of your marriage, like if you're looking for strangers advice online, and then you're going to take that to your husband and go see the whole internet hates you, you're fucked. And you said that your family, he's buying e-bikes for your family. There are kids involved. This is over. This is so over. It's not even funny.
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Like that's insane. You're toast. What, the marriage? Oh, yeah. If you're going on Reddit and posting like, hey, me and my husband cannot reach a compromise on this. Can you guys tell me what you think so I can go show? She's not going to not show him this.
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Well, Andrew was doing photography for the Los Angeles Chargers. Have you heard of them?
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Well, then what is she going to do with that? Demand a ring. I would demand a ring if I was the woman. I'm just saying this is like a little wedge in their marriage that is going to manifest in something horrible. I would take a divorce now. I'm really not kidding. This is insane to go online.
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I've borrowed people's final essays before to see the structure or how they approached it, not to get the same subject or the same information.
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I would be, you have to just make sure they're not going to say like, if I give it to you and I find out you copied it, I'm going to like cut your fucking head off.
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And then you give it to him. It's that simple.
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I think it's the same as if a teacher gave you a practice test before a test. That doesn't mean you're going to... It just shows you what to kind of expect.
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I didn't do one. I know what mine's going to be about. What? The infestation of camel crickets in Northern America in the late 2020s. That's good.
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I bet I would never introduce myself. To the nanny? Yeah, even though I went to TCU.
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This is a side thing where I thought I wasn't graduating, but I was finishing my final accounting final. This was when I was going to be completely done. And I had like a – I had like a 98 in the class. And I went into the final that was worth like 40% of our grade, which is so fucked up.
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But I remember thinking like, okay, I have to get like literally a – I think it was like a 20 or something to pass. And I'm not going to be doing like accounting. I don't care. So I didn't study at all. And I remember coming out of the final and calling my mom and being like, I think I might have gotten a 15. I left like literally half of it blank and filled in like two answers.
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And I was like, oh my God, this is the biggest fuck up of all time. Did you ever fail a class in college?
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Do you start with what the word is and then the explanation?
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Sure. All right. Rocket rat. So when we find out they're aliens, this is what I'm going to call them. Rocket rats.
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By the way, I just want to say I went through a lot of something dash heads when I was coming up with these.
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This is people who skip songs before they're over. They only want to listen to hooks. There we go.
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A jointer, someone who has arthritis. Okay. Okay, this one's pretty mid, but echo head. These are people who listen to the same 50 songs and nothing else.
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I mean, it's really diminishing returns on these last couple.
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You hate all of them. That's just something they do. All right, those are slurs that don't exist. My dad just sent me this tweet, and it's Elon Musk tweeting that he's speed running the hardest difficulty on Diablo. Nice. And isn't he like... What's Diablo? A video game for like...
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probably like his new department he's been a doge guy the whole time yeah now that's his like government department i guess i didn't know any of this but yeah he's a big doge proponent like he would tweet about doge and the price would skyrocket and obviously he has and now he's the head of doge uh i think crypto is pretty it's like unregulated so i think could he tweet like everyone go buy this stock
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No. That's illegal? Yeah, that's market manipulation.
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That one's really good. Monotesticulosis. Okay, I got digestive desublimation. No more farting. All your farts have poop in them now.
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Sure. Hellman's husk disease. Every seven years, you start to build a cocoon and you shed all of your personal memories when you come out, but you become better and smarter each time.
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I bet he loves that you come in and take 10% from him.
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That one's awesome. That one's my favorite.
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Oh, crab. You have to give me one. You can have... And then you do the honorable mention.
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Grundle. Grundle. yeah plastosis sounds good progus progus yeah okay what is progus i haven't figured out what it is yet you're the king of comedy um uh uh progus what's progus well
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I walk out of the office and I throw him out. Okay, here's how you get LT on. You both wear a Johnny Manziel mask, print it off, and cut it out. trick him into coming on the pod, and then say we're using this studio today. That's perfect. It might work.
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Whatever sad movie I watch this week and the main character. Do you actually do that? Sometimes I'll watch a movie and then I'll act like that guy for the next four days. Yeah, we're autistic. Of course we're going to do that.
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I've actually never seen Braveheart. Isn't that crazy? It's awesome. Do you hear him berating his girlfriend about her boobs? You mean Mel Gibson? It's the most famous rant. The most famous hilarious rant of all time. It's the funniest thing I've ever heard. He goes, you make me look like a fucking idiot walking around with those things. Can we watch it?
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Do you want to hear it? Yeah. I mean, this single voicemail got him ruined in Hollywood for like 15 years. Mel Gibson rant. Just look that up on YouTube.
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Oh, my God. That guy made Passion of the Christ.
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Oh, it's like almost crossing his fingers.
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If he has enough concussions, it might actually work.
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Cool. Just thanks for having me on. I can't wait to come back. See you later.
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Sure, but I bet he doesn't want to do anything. Pardon? I bet he doesn't want... Are you saying there's not a... This is the top 10 podcast in the world. No, I'm saying I bet he doesn't want to do anything.
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Let me just plug my shit and get out of here.
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I don't know why we haven't done a big show here. In LA? We've done the UCB shows, which are like, you know, it's a great venue. It's like 100 seats, but like, I want to do like a theater here.
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Yeah, I mean, secondly, I'll get these handouts. I'm killing Willie. And Liam, I'm guessing... You're guessing him? What does that mean? I'm guessing he's getting a sizable chunk as well. Not that much. Then Lauren. Lauren gets a ton. You'd probably shoot Lauren, then leave.
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I was thinking Lions when Matthew Stafford got hurt and then played eight more games and then barely missed the playoffs. And they were like, oh yeah, he was playing with a broken back the entire time. Did that really happen? Or no, wait. Wait, I might be thinking of Romo, actually. This is when I wasn't watching football. No, it was Matthew Stafford. He played with a broken back the whole season.
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Yeah, it's like us at the live show. Do you remember when... It's like we're all so hungover and depressed and suicidal, but as soon as the lights come on...
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the day of the show, I went down to the hotel to get a Bloody Mary and a burger, which I never do, just to be clear. But I was like, I know I have to like, I have to drink to feel better. And it took me like an hour to nurse down this Bloody Mary. I took three bites of the burger.
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wasn't it like a 50 burger 55 i think total um and walked up to my room and puked it all up immediately all a waste and then i i slowly uh met up with you guys we went to the show and i couldn't even think about the show i wasn't nervous at all because the whole time i was like i'm in fucking hell was there a world where you were like i'm gonna throw up on stage
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now i've seen everything and the captain no it's it's guy who's never seen anything it's the other way around it's a guy who's never seen anything it's well now i've seen everything and then it pans over and it's just a bird all right let's see this it's you oh it's all it's all of us guys wait but that's like your feet what it's your whole instagram read the paragraph going after it
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Who's the other one? That's what I'm curious. Who are you stacked up next to?
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oh do i really so this guy this guy is a legend billy garcia so on this he fucking is you watch that season yeah we watched it together well he's like he's like i'm fine to be voted off because i already found love on this island and they're like what he's like yeah candace like winked at me and mouthed oh maybe i haven't seen this season
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basically he's like yeah like at the last uh challenge she winked and mouthed i love you and we felt it like she's the one and she was like the prettiest girl on that season everyone was like billy i don't think she mouthed i love you and winked at you and he's like she did i'm fine being voted off like i've already found love and like left and then when all the tribes got together they were like hey do you know that billy says that he's waiting for you off the island to get married because you mouthed i love you and she was like
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I think Laura is cool. She's coming for your head, dude. No, she thinks you're cool. She wanted to be on the pod when she was here.
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These two pirates don't exactly see eye to eye, and they each have eye patches on the opposite eyes. Maybe it's like a news thing.
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They've got two flavors right now, lemon lime and orange mango. I think we both got the orange mango right now. That's a personal favorite, but lemon lime also delicious.
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We've got prints louder than me at the 4th of July barbecue after one beverage. Liners that prevent chafing. Four-way stretch that will move with you wherever you're going. These are the best swimsuits I've ever had. I'm going to cut it to you straight.
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and and you can wear them around the thing is like you want the versatility of the swimsuit where it's like you're wearing in the pool obviously or perhaps the ocean but you want to be able to wear it when you're playing cornhole when you're eating a hot dog when you're eating that third hot dog fourth hot dog fifth hot dog well maybe not you might cross the line when you're hanging out with chicks yes yes what's your favorite thing about chubbies you know i like to go short yeah but i don't like to go too short yep
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What? What did she know? And, like, when he said it at Tribal, Jeff was like, yeah, like, Candace, that's, I don't know.
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episode thank you our upstairs neighbors um are these girls that we like don't really know at all but yeah why don't you guys become friends with them that would be we're hanging we have a scheduled hangout on may 1st that's like 10 days in advance because two like last week scott was like we should see if they want to like hang out this weekend or something we
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And so the last time I returned, I put it on their steps. I was like, hey, I put your New Yorker outside your door. And then I gave, I had looked in it and came up with a caption for the caption contest and And again, I don't know these people at all. And I was like, I forget what the caption was, but it, I think it landed, but I was a little nervous that they'd be like, you went through our mail.
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Yeah. Like, you know what I mean? Like I had to like open up their magazine and look through it to find the guy.
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No, I texted it to them when I said, like, hey, I left some of your mail outside. By the way, here's an option for the caption.
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And they said they're going this weekend and next weekend, but maybe the following or something.
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But then the first test, I got a couple questions wrong because it was British English they were learning. And there was one where it was, like, take all these words and, like, put them into, like, categories. And one of the words was underground. And, like, the options were, like, land formation, mode of transportation, and then, like, two other ones.
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Like, yes, that's a land formation. Like, it's kind of weird, but okay. Yeah. And then the lady was like – the lady was a Spanish lady.
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And I was from America. I still am. And she was like, how did you get this wrong? And I was like, what is – what? And then apparently that's what they call the subway.
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There was a hole in my butt. Every time I go pee. I was bent over ass in the mirror.
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Oh, yeah. I guess action. For me, it's horror that's the issue.
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That is insane because Scott and I were talking about this literally last night because this happens every time I watch Star Wars.
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And Sky and I were watching it, and we got to this one scene. He was like, Jesus Christ, and turned it down. And then the next scene was like important dialogue. Yeah. It was Andor, by the way. Season two is out. It's great.
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Yeah, I mean, I agree. I still wouldn't say anything. But that's also a way more exaggerated. I have that. When to prove your point, you have to come up with something this crazy.
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That's cute. Okay, this was, I can't fully take credit for this.
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my audi part my audi's partner uh he had a good idea it's a microwave that brings things to exactly the right temperature because like you know you microwave your food or you cook your food and it's way too hot and then you have to wait for it to cool down this you put it in you put it on 30 seconds it's the perfect temperature yes
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i love it i had the microwave that freezes i know i pitched that before so don't fucking come at my throat can't you or you just dial down the the wattage like well it's more like if you cook something too like in the oven or on the stove and it's like way too hot to eat right now who's adjusting the wattage that's like i do if it tells if the instructions really me who who up adjusting their wattage
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Guys, our building department long sleeve is almost out of stock, and our merch girl said that she won't restock them ever again.
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Alright, once she comes in. We should do one of ours so it's not like unlistenable. Or no, I'll unplug mine when she gets in here. And then she's going to be freaking out.
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I think their parents are obviously bad, but I don't think that that was like his only option was to become a pirate.
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It just cuts out the whole survival thing. It's just for people who are a little horny but want to watch network TV.
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Oh, yeah. I know that guy, and he said you can come do it when you're in New York.
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We were laughing about, we were watching Survivor last night, and, like, there is an element of, like, when Jeff's, like, telling him, like, what the reward's gonna be, where he's like, yeah, and you want dessert, you little fucking slut?
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He trades all his stuff for the rest of the beer and gets hammered and then is drunk at Tribal.
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There's actually it's this is maybe sounds psychotic, but sometimes I've thought about like my playlist for when I go out if I'm like not in the house and I'm like, I'm not going to put on a song that would be embarrassing if I got stopped.
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I've perpetually had this fear of being stopped listening to a bad song. And I am really, really always worried about a bad song being on my Spotify rap.
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They can hear that it's not bad. I've literally thought the amount of times I've envisioned this is kind of psychotic. I have it too. I've planned I'll turn the volume down and then I can say whatever song I want and hopefully they don't look at my phone.
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uh like i was like i used to be like this i still like this song her eyes by ray and paul holmberg i think i mentioned it a long time ago but they're like very they're like small like up and coming so i was like what's like the most impactful like i would want you know what i mean it's like if that video ends up doing well i would want to say an artist that isn't already super famous and successful yes to give them the biggest you know even if that gets 10 people to listen maybe that helps them out that was always my plan yeah i like that
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I took a pottery class. And when I'm back in Chicago.
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I'm trying to find my Bahama Mama this weekend. Yeah, girl.
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All right, let's do mudslides one day.
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They didn't know where we're going.
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Why do I get ripped to shreds when I go on my phone?
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She was on pins and needles. Yeah, I think it's good vibes today.
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You got pinned to needle? You got pinned to needles? Pinton. We should get Pinton on the pod.
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no that's brutal travis the line travis limes the travis shoot the margarita wait we can get to the bottom of this yeah yeah yeah wait when this you got the you got the can i say something yeah please i can't do it i can't do a pun here when this episode comes out will you guys still be sailing the seas
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that is funny i when you said earlier i was in this weird limbo yeah i was thinking about it guys like yeah i'm just i feel like i'm in this weird limbo where i'm trying to crouch down low enough to get under the stick but i'm worried if i hit my head then i'll be out
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Scott and I? Yeah. If we get a car, we're going to. We're going to lease it probably and just go and have Z's on it. Or like I would do it under my name and then he would just pay me half for the month or whatever.
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Yeah, I think you underestimate our friendship. I don't think that would be an issue.
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I think that is how that works. How does that shit work?
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I mean, yesterday, last time I was on that, when I was first class last week, when I got up to use the bathroom, instead of going to the first class bathroom, I walked into the main cabin and pissed on a guy.
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And I don't like that side of myself.
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Wow. Two Grand Slams in the same inning.
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Yeah, that was a good question. Thank you, Hayden. That was a really, really, really good question.
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No, I didn't know the answer to that. I didn't know the answer to that one, but I did like that we got to do it.
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I was like... It was like... It said his real name. It was like something about putting your hand on your face for this Christian Joseph or something.
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And I'm not making stupid ones that are losing me all my money so that I can make all my money and buy cool things like hats and barbecue equipment.
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You have a $101 Wi-Fi bill? What? No, it's like $70 a month.
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What? $76 a month? That doesn't seem bad at all.
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Yes, you have to do it, though.
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Because you didn't tell me about this.
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No, I just said you have to do it.
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It makes my organs come out of my body and say...
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There's rocks in my yard? What? They like when we all do it? What did you say? Yard.
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Do you not know what Jeopardy is?
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it was just me and scott google jeopardy the rizzler jeopardy the rizzler yeah yeah there it is there it is there is no the middle one the middle one the middle one it says the question no the one that has a question the one that has a clue on it sounding a bit like a batman villain it's a seducer or the nickname of the eyebrow raising chin stroking kid christian joseph so the answer was what is the who is the rizzler
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Shut up, Favre Bufflin. Favre Bufflin.
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The uniform is a standardized piece of clothing that everyone can get. And it's basically employing the technology of those pants that zip off into shorts, but for everything.
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But if it's really cold, then you zip up the flip-flops into shoes and into boots. And then you zip your pants into pants and your shirt into a jacket. And so it's just all one piece monotone. Everyone would look the same.
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In middle school I had to wear like a suit or not a suit, but a jacket or not a jacket, I guess, but a tie and a button down every day. And, uh,
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French dressing flavored ice cream? I'm going to throw up.
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I feel like that happened recently.
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Can you Google how do sea turtles breathe underwater?
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Yeah. Or brumation, I believe it's called.
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They breathe with their butt when it's icy? Yeah.
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Can you Google how often sea turtles have to go up for air?
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How often do sea turtles have to go up for air? I guess... How do you know this much about sea turtles?
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Is that why you're always late in the morning? Yeah.
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This guy rocks. This guy rocks.
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Thank you. Just like it to Lauren and Brian. And then she doesn't have to copy the link.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Go, go, go, go. Go, go, go, go. Go, go, go, go.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
i’m about to party on you (Lauren’s Version)
What do we have here? Okay, pause.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
i’m about to party on you (Lauren’s Version)
Come on. Oh my gosh. That's that Holy Spirit in her. Look it, she's like crip walking. It's crazy. Yeah.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
i’m about to party on you (Lauren’s Version)
Big AJ? You don't know Big AJ? He's one of the best wrestlers.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
i’m about to party on you (Lauren’s Version)
How do you get on it? Hop, skip, and a jump. Can you show us? There he goes.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
i’m about to party on you (Lauren’s Version)
I'm taking my talents to... I was going to say a different country singer that I just choked.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
i’m about to party on you (Lauren’s Version)
Your skin and bones turn into something beautiful.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
i’m about to party on you (Lauren’s Version)
i got well do you want to do a like a singing cover soon you and i people whenever i post a singing video they're like why haven't you and will done a song together i'm like i don't he doesn't want to i do let's collab i've asked you before and you're like no let's do it let's do it i feel like you don't actually want to a hundred percent do okay let's do it uh next week next week we'll cut what song should we cover it's gotta be like a guy girl yeah yeah yeah uh right back to it
Will & Rusty's Playdate
i’m about to party on you (Lauren’s Version)
It's Waxahachie. I'll do my research.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
i’m about to party on you (Lauren’s Version)
Where he's like, jump straight to the league.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
i’m about to party on you (Lauren’s Version)
I'm in love with who I am. Back in high school, I used to do it in the can. Do it in the can?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
i’m about to party on you (Lauren’s Version)
But why do you like the Pacers?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
i’m about to party on you (Lauren’s Version)
No. He skipped the game to go to BC's graduation.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
i’m about to party on you (Lauren’s Version)
Fingers get really hot at night.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
i’m about to party on you (Lauren’s Version)
For me, it's just functional. I like to have someone there I can ask for notes.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
i’m about to party on you (Lauren’s Version)
I had an idea yesterday for Undercover Boss. We. We had this idea. It was my idea.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
i’m about to party on you (Lauren’s Version)
I don't know why you're trying to.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
i’m about to party on you (Lauren’s Version)
Well, I already got it. It's not your pitch. I got a different pitch.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
i’m about to party on you (Lauren’s Version)
Jude. I've told this story a million times.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
i’m about to party on you (Lauren’s Version)
We should start like a quartet.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
i’m about to party on you (Lauren’s Version)
Wait, you guys. This morning. Hello.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
i’m about to party on you (Lauren’s Version)
I think we should definitely go do pottery. Color Me Mine? Is that a chain? Yeah.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
i’m about to party on you (Lauren’s Version)
okay what because i i yeah we i used to go to a pot a girl i did in college we used to go to one of those in like massachusetts and she always called it color me mine even though that's not what it was called oh it's like kleenex is yeah and i was like why do you keep calling it that and she was like oh that's the one by my house and then i saw there's one here so then i it all came together is it a california thing