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I feel like they just changed the Max logo also to look more like HBO. Now they're changing the name back. It's a Nathan Fielder thing. It has to be. You can find our show.

What? It does. It looks like this guy's taking care of business. You should get one of those. When's your birthday? Hey, is your birthday now? Next week. All right, Dan.

No, that's his other show. That's Nathan for you.

I mean, that might be your ass.

Because things are just different now. You can't say things that you used to because if you do, you get banned from all these social media dating sites without explanation. Shout out to pilot Jeff.

I don't think of Tony.

Okay, so how do you feel about this, Billy? About Tony in general or the way he dresses like a clown? His inner thigh.

So we've been driving all over Miami, and we're on Corn Way right now. We finally found, as you can see here in the back, the afilador. Not like you pictured, not this big, huge van, but we've got in the back here, we got Daniel, who's gonna show us the tricks of the trade to being un afilador.

Hey, first of all, thank you. Look what you have there, look what you have there, scissors. Okay, so explain to me. What does it mean? What do you do there? Tell me about it.

Well, I've been sharpening scissors for 27 years here in Miami. To the barber shop, to the hairdresser, to the factory. That's what I do. It's a family business.

It's a business that you started with your brother, who has already passed away, but you have his legacy in this.

No, my dad started it in Cuba, and he taught my brother. My brother taught me, and he and I are the most famous here in Miami, in Philadelphia.

Wow, so you lived there for many years. You left your dad, your son, and the other son, and you have that, and your business. We lived off of that. Why is it closed there? Why can't people see it?

Exactly, because we have... Because you have it there, everything is hidden. Secret, secret, secret. We have a secret recipe. Okay. To be able to make... To sharpen. To sharpen scissors. How do you say? No, this... Secret recipe. Yes. These are expensive scissors. So you have to have a way... It's almost perfect to be able to make them.

If one of these scissors, I've lost them, I look for a problem with the client. o con la peluquera, o con los groomies, o con los tapiceros. Pero estas tijeras en realidad son finas, son caras. Entonces, tenemos una receta y logramos la receta por muchos años. Por eso podemos vivir de esto. Pero hay mucha gente pendiente a la receta.

Y a nosotros nos ha costado toda una vida, a mi papá, a mi hermano, a mí, lograr.

En dos países, en Cuba y aquí. Perfecto, la receta de Fede. Perfecto. Wow. Can you show me? Yes, of course. I'll show you. You have it here. Look, it's hidden. Hey, look at the front. So, okay.

To be able to throw it there, I have to break the bank. Okay. Now I'm going to... Yes, of course. You can handle it. Hold it.

I'm going to open it. He's going to turn on the van right now. But I got all the scissors ready. Wait for it. These are expensive scissors. There you go. You just heard it turn on. I'm excited. I've never seen inside of what this looks like.

I have 47,000 followers on TikTok. Wow. I have more than 3,000 groomies. Miami is the city with the most groomies. There are a lot of dog trucks. Wow. A lot of trucks. I have a lot of trucks.

But you are also a national, not only in Miami.

Yes, from Texas, New Jersey, New York, they send me scissors. They send you scissors. They call me. Here in Miami. Here in Miami. Wow. So they contact me, I give them the address, they send us the scissors, hairdressers.

So they don't have sharpeners in New Jersey, in New York, in California, in Texas. No. They don't have anything.

No, no, no. This exists only here in Miami. It exists only here. So, for example, we are going to do something here or we are going to do something here. We are going to do... We are going to do something here. This is what we do. Something fast. And so we tried it. Try it yourself. I don't know if it feels bad. Well, in fact, a process was missing. Try the old woman.

I did this very quickly for you to have an idea, right? What do you think? And you do it all day. Yeah. Okay.

La cuestión más importante. El sonido del afilador. Cuando yo estaba criándome ahí en Kendall, lo oía y mi abuela, oye, coge, dale para el afilador. Y yo corría para allá, leía el tipo, pero el sonido del afilador, ¿lo tienes aquí? Sí, ya lo ven. Oh, my God. OK. Ven para acá.

Vayan para adelante. All right, you guys are gonna come over here. He's gonna play the sound. All right, here we go. Here it is. That's it.

This brings me back to my childhood.

That brings me back so many memories. Oh my God. My people! Thank you for watching Tony Tonight.

No! Oh, my God. Better than porn.

He's right about that, too.

There's actually five.

Yeah. Breaking news.

Nate Schmidt, you said. Okay, while you do this research, let me keep doing it. Jacob Megna.

He's from Plantation, Florida.

What?

It's a goaltender goalkeeper.

I don't know what he think caused it. Charlie Hustle.

Don Libetard. I thought that we were past the lightning. I thought that we were better than the lightning and we didn't give the lightning any mind. This is loser mentality.

The lightning aren't shit to me. I'm just going to come right out and tell you right now. We have surpassed the lightning. They're not a formidable foe. They're a joke. Stugats. I don't take them seriously at all. Strike me by lightning. I don't care. Nothing's going to happen to me. Lightning are soft. I'm not giving them any mind. I'm not paying attention to them this series.

On to the next round.

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Okay.

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He was right. And it was very fun and very funny. And he was, I'm sure, very sad about it to this day. But yeah. And Dan, will I be asleep the minute the Steelers finish their pick? Probably. It drags a little bit at the end. And it's like, okay, do we really need 10 minutes on the clock for the Titans to pick? They've been on the clock since the end of the season. That's going to make me crazy.

That makes me crazy. Just put in the pick. But will I watch it anyways? Of course I will.

Roger Goodell is going to step up to the podium tonight and say the NFL draft is open. And then they're going to put a clock up there that says 10 minutes. And the godforsaken Titans are going to take their entire allotted time to draft Cam Ward.

Like, what are they normally? You're saying it's the lowest that they've ever been. What are they usually on average? We've ever been, right? Yeah, sorry, we.

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Okay, I have no issue with Brad. I like Brad a lot. I consider Brad a friend at this point. But I did do something once that I guess I regret. Okay, I made a scene at one of Brad's shows, like a legit scene.

So, yes, he's right. All right. I cannot deny. What? I cannot deny. Although I will say it wasn't will you. Okay. I wasn't asking a question. I was telling. All right. There was no will. It was shut the fuck up. All right. So here's what happened. So we're in the middle of the show. I said hello to Brad before this show. He's my friend. It was good to see him on there.

I've seen Brad several times do his act. And my wife and I were at the show. We're sitting, you know, we're sitting toward the back and one of the couches. And there is a really loud man who is behind us. with a couple of women, they have been over-served, they are clearly drunk, and they are loud.

And my wife, I don't know if you guys are like this, but if you're out with your wife, and you get any kind of sense, it could be unspoken, that she is not enjoying herself, that she is bothered by something. I can sense it and it ruins my night, all right? And so I could feel the buildup.

My wife is getting agitated at the people who are being loud and disrespectful to Brad, but people are being loud behind us and eventually it's growing and it's growing and I go from zero to 100. I'm a calm dude, but when I get upset, especially in this case where my wife is bothered, I don't mess around. And it got to a point where I turned around and I yelled for everyone to hear, shut the up.

And so Brad's immediate reaction, because Brad can't see the lights are in his face. He can't see the certainly cannot see the back of the crowd. And all he hears is me yell. He doesn't know it's me.

So Brad then all of a sudden stops. He goes, me? Shut the f*** up. And so then I realized what just happened. And the security comes. They kick the people out. But here's the thing. I'm like mortified now because I didn't realize, oh my God, like I like Brad and I feel like I just ruined the show.

Yeah. Yeah. And so the show ends now. The show ends, okay, I'm still embarrassed. I feel really terrible. And Brad does meet and greets after the show, all right? And I'm like, I can't even handle it. I feel so terrible. I have to go rat myself out. And so I run up to the front of the line. I just skip everybody. I run up to the front of the line. I can't hold it in anymore.

I run up to the front of the line and I grab Brad and go, he's happy to see me go, hey man, that was me who yelled and interrupted the show. I'm so sorry, but they were being really rude. I feel really terrible, but it was me. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. And he, yeah, so.

Okay, so it's one of the corners.

Cuervo.

This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.

Dan, it's draft day. It's not like we've been doing this for the last three months. Let us have a couple hours. We're not even doing a live show. Last year, it's like, okay, save it for the show. We're not even doing that this year. This is all we got.

I meant like in the studio streaming it, like we did last year with Greg and the board and the exactos, et cetera.

Perhaps it's because she enjoys the sport of football and sports are fun. And so hypothesizing where a player who is fun to watch and was very good in college playing a sport that's fun to watch may play in the pros and be fun to watch is a fun exercise.

Will Giannis finish his career in Milwaukee?

Could you see them trading Giannis?

that's what people that's what sports fans do they watch guys in college they say i think this guy's gonna be really good and they'll get confirmation bias one way or another but it's it's a way to get hyped i'm not sure that it's a competition though like we can get hyped over the transaction where you're making a trade or you're signing a free agent superstar like you just heard right there or we could get excited about the hope that something like the nfl draft or even the nba draft brings like i don't think it's a competition

Give us Nick Piston's preview, then. I'm ready for it.

like the hype for the games i like sports i like the fun outfits i like seeing the fans i like the suspense i like the music i think we have to also give context to yes you're right the nfl draft which is a transaction will be going on at the same time as nba playoffs tonight and the nfl draft will dominate it in the ratings okay but that's a whole lot more about the sport we're talking about

as opposed to the hope trafficking in the transactions. Because if you flipped it and you did a show with NBA trades or NBA free agency is going on at the same time, an NFL game, a game is going on just like tonight, but you flip the sports, the NFL game is going to crush this transaction show that the NBA is putting on.

How was the food? It was all good. The dinner was good? Yeah, all the oranges were good. Yeah, look. Too cold. It's not good? Too cold. It's too hot. It's 4 degrees. Yeah. It killed all the satsumas. Hey, come to Miami. It's always hot. Oh, yeah. It's good. It's all good. It's all good. Yeah, yeah. Do you have a house over there? A gift. A gift.

Yeah. Also, the WNBA draft the last two years, over a million people watched this year, over two million people watched last year. It's not just the NFL. It's sports where you have hugely popular players playing a college sport. You want to see what they do the next year. It's pretty normal, I think.

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Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.

You also, if you have multiple sentences, they can't both have exclamation points. You ever exclamation point the first sentence and then you write a second sentence? You're like, oh, this one deserves it more. So you go back and you take out the first one and only have one. It's like you're shouting at someone if both sentences have an exclamation point.

We could probably leave the second one off.

There's actually a website called whosedatedwho.com. On here, it says she's had four relationships. The three marriages you guys referenced, and she also dated Phil Cochran from 58 to 62. That's unbelievable. Cocky.

Dick Cochran. Phil. No, it was Phil Cochran and Dick Parker. Dick Barker. Yes. Sorry. I would have had a chance. John Wiener. Then she dated an Alan Ludden and Lane Allen.

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Jeopardy. Oh, yeah. Wow. Jeopardy!

No.

Why did you say there's never been a show with it? Laverna Shirley.

Oh, I thought we were celebrating bad lies together. You know, Andrew, speaking of charity, have you ever needed tickets? to a really important show, and you needed your friends to help you out in getting them. Interesting. I've helped a lot of other people get tickets.

Well, next week, week from tonight and a week from this Saturday, Pearl Jam is here in Hollywood. Hard Rock Live. Very tough ticket. Some would say even more difficult than Taylor Swift, Andrew.

A hat.

Cuervo.

No way!

Or is it just a haircut?

That's true, actually.

Maybe they do look at it as just a haircut.

That's a better question.

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Damn it.

Ich meine, wer will ein kreditorischer Journalist sein?

I did not admit that. I think all Nick is saying is Stephen A. is the greatest of all time.

Wir müssen nicht über die Transitive Property in Florida reden.

Give me a break.

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Drei Stunden. Ich meine, ziemlich schlecht.

Roy ist noch nicht hier. Ich weiß. Ja, was interessant ist, weil ich Roy genannt habe. Ich war eine halbe Stunde hinter Roy und yet somehow I got here before Roy, but the express lane opened at the exact right time for me.

Es muss ein Pope sein, oder?

Ich liebe diesen Titel.

Handle the money, I'm in.

I was late to the show today. It's on me. You didn't fail.

And we only have one lane on the highway. I mean, everyone is flowing into one lane that takes you to I-95. It's crazy.

Irgendwie hat er das schmerzhaft gemacht, weil er all die jungen Talenten gegeben hat, um Carmelo zu bekommen, wo er einfach nur warten musste bis zum Ende der Saison und Carmelo kam zum nächsten.

Das ist der Moment. Das ist der meiste Freude, den ich als Nick-Fan in diesem Show hatte. Bis letztes Jahr. Letztes Jahr war für mich ein ziemlich freundlicher Moment.

I would say that's the high point. You left out Phil Jackson, by the way. Oh, you know, I just kind of glossed over that. And him not wanting to coach our team.

10 days, a month of Amari Stoudemire and 10 days of Jeremy Lin.

A new high water mark, Dan. Oh yeah, this is higher, Dan. We're up 2-0 on the Celtics. We haven't played a home game yet. I mean, Saturday 3.30, the Mecca is gonna be out of hand. I can't wait.

You know, it's the first time the Knicks have won two road games in which they were down 20 points. Back-to-back nights, they did it. It's the first time the Knicks have started 5-0 on the road in the playoffs. The Knicks are legit good. And here's the funny thing. I was upset because last year I thought Dante DiVincenzo and I thought, you know, Hartenstein. The foreigner. The foreigner.

He's from Ohio. Der Italiener? Delaware, war es nicht? Ich glaube Delaware und Ohio, das ist ein Kampf auf mich. Aber ich war überrascht mit diesen Wettbewerben, weil ich die Körperschaft des Teams liebte. Die Fans verliebten sich mit diesem Team besonders. Letztes Jahr gab es einen hohen Wettbewerb und ich war überrascht, dass diese beiden Jungs gehen.

Sie wurden von Bridgers und Karl-Anthony Towns gewechselt. Und ich habe mich gefragt, was damals furchtbar war, ob die Knicks heute besser sind als gestern. Und der Fakt, dass ich diese Frage gefragt habe, ist absurd. Natürlich sind sie besser geworden, als sie waren, als sie DiVincenzo und Hartenstein hatten. Warte mal, lass uns hier ein paar der jüngsten Geschichten machen.

Aber jetzt gibt es Druck auf die Knicks, um diese Serie zu gewinnen. Sie können nicht zerstören und verlieren. Ich weiß nicht, ob ich das mag.

Er hat es in Boston zweimal gespielt. Aber kannst du es zu Hause im Mecca machen?

No, you're 100% right. More beloved than Willis Reed, than Patrick Ewing. And I'll tell you right now, Jason Hart is entering the top five. He is. Josh Hart. Bernard King ist gut. Ja, er könnte der fünfte beste Nick-Spieler aller Zeiten sein.

Vielleicht Soto.

Er hat die Stadt verloren.

Sagst du, Brunson ist der populärste Athlet in New York? Nichtsdestotrotz.

Cuervo.

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Ich habe nur gesagt, geh' weiter, wie du warst. Ich bin überrascht, dass er dich so nennt, um ehrlich zu sein.

That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face and the habitual liar.

Taylor Jenkins. Were there any grenade celebrations from Ja?

The six people who got that joke think it's funny. Thank you.

Rich Eggie Adjacent is a funny term. It really is.

Centerpiece of the Miguel Cabrera trade. I know. Do you believe it?

How do you decide, though, who to offer up the $700 steak to? That's your special person in your life.

You don't know.

It's inefficient.

What are we doing there?

And you don't have to kick yourself, I think, because the way it worked out with Dave being the only one who knew final.

Well, you made small wagers on who you ended up knowing on Nero. And then.

No.

Mets. I'm easing into things, though. It's a padre. Oh. Utility infielder. So is Jason Hayward.

Dan, did you see someone ask Klay Thompson after the last game in the locker room if he knew what the team was going to look like now, would he have still signed with the Mavericks? Balls to ask that question. No.

Because there's a position player now pitching. Throwing like 68 miles an hour. Meatballs.

I like it. They should do that in basketball when you honor a player the next season. He comes out in uniform.

Can you imagine if one day the Heat retire LeBron's jersey comes to center court wearing a Heat jersey? It's in full Heat uniform. It would be amazing.

They had a hill in the outfield and the pole was in the outfield.

I agree. I think Stugatz got him tickets.

Yeah, I think if tickets are incredibly difficult to get your hands on, I've been through this before, to be honest with you. If someone is able to set you up with someone who can then get you the tickets at a regular price, you got them tickets.

It's the best sport. It sounded like they were in the Roman Coliseum.

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Oh, it makes me feel good, too. Like, I don't need them picking the Panthers, but I'm watching the point on ESPN. Yes, they had Steve Levy and Mark Messier. We are back. And P.K. Subban, and all of them picked the Lightning to get to the Stanley Cup final. And if you don't understand what that means, it means they're also picking the Lightning to beat the Panthers.

So Steve Levy is sus, and Mark Messier is sus, and P.K. Subban is sus.

Well, look, it's not any kind of crime. I made a pick. They made a pick. I'm going to be right. They're going to be wrong.

Let me get one of those stamps. I'll be a notary. Do you understand what's going to happen?

It's a process.

I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.

How strict of a notary would you be? Like, any friend that comes up and asks you, you're like, yeah, it's cool, I'll sign it.

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5G-Fähigkeiten sind in allen Bereichen nicht vorhanden.

Lesen. Schrecklich. Es wird nicht besser. Es wird schlimmer. Ich weiß.

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I'm not ready to be hurt again. So you're saying they don't get Giannis, but they get KD. Am I disappointed? Yeah, because you're like, ooh, that's not the way I want it.

I mean, what a legacy. I just want horse. What assets do you give up though? Are we keeping Tyler? Are we keeping Bam?

Ich will nur Horsen. Ich will nur Horsen.

Ring.

Why do they keep doing that?

Could have a medical situation.

Sie haben keine Wahl für diese Lotterie.

Das ist ein guter Blur. Du kannst argumentieren, dass wenn beide Oklahoma City und Boston in den NBA-Finals kommen, das der schwerste Test in zwei Saisons für Boston in den Playoffs wäre.

Sicher. You think so? For sure. SGA, the young core of the Thunder going against the Celtics trying to go for a repeat. That's what the NBA wants. They want Golden State. No way. Golden State is dead in the water.

Explosive, but it didn't look like Anthony Edwards.

Es gibt einige Dunks, die Anthony Edwards hat. Wie hat er sich von dort aus auf einen Mann, der 72 ist, gemacht? Wie ist er noch aufwachsen?

Kennt ihr auch diesen einen Freund, der morgens einfach so ruckzuck aus dem Bett und danach aus dem Grinsen gar nicht mehr rauskommt? Der sogar noch vor dem ersten Kaffee unverschämt gut gelaunt ist und mit der Morgensonne um die Wette strahlt? Furchtbar. Ekelhaft.

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Miami hat eine bessere Hand als die anderen Teams, die er erwähnt hat. Oh, ich würde lieber nach L.A., New York oder Miami gehen.

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That's why it's Billy's favorite game.

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Lawmakers were shocked over a number of revelations made in a committee hearing today. What are y'all doing with the $10 million?

That is a question for the foundation. That's a question for ACA.

They directed the payment.

The chair of Hope Florida's board tried to answer the many questions directed at him.

Hope Florida's chair admitted he was appointed without being told of any goals, that Hope Florida has no staff, that there are no minutes of any meetings, no financial documents, and that no board members signed conflict of interest forms.

Is that what I'm hearing right now? Members, I'm sorry, I am a little flabbergasted at this revelation.

Andrade is demanding receipts of all communications involving Hope Florida to figure out how money from a state Medicaid settlement made it from there into two political action committees.

to the governor this is a manufactured hoax and you have liberal media and liberal democrats pushing this and we have some of these leaders in the florida house who are stabbing their constituents in the back to try to sabotage all the great success that florida's had none of these republican leaders got elected on the platform that they were going to launch baseless attacks against the governor and first lady

Shame on you in the Florida House and your terrible behavior and leadership. Some people feel threatened by the first lady. Let's just be clear about that. They know this is that you saw her up here. You know, if you're if you're looking at, you know, like 2026 and and you've got, you know, some some horse that you don't want to you don't want her anywhere near that.

You're very worried because she runs circles around their people. Everybody knows that.

And I'll be celebrating my favorite holiday, which is the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Happy Purim!

We're making decisions in every darn meeting, not based upon what's best for the city, what's best for Mr. Reyes, because he wants to be mayor. No, no, it doesn't matter if I want to be mayor or not. And I want to clarify this.

Let me tell you this. I am right. Stop it.

I am also opening up the part.

Let's use our inside voices.

And wait what is going to happen. I said it before. I mean, this gentleman, he tends to attack everybody.

I understand, Commissioner Ray. You're wrong. Okay. Let's use our inside voices. Let's use our inside voices. Okay. And point of clarification.

Point of clarification. I want to know what we are voting on. He knows who we're voting upon. I don't know, ma'am.

Okay. He just wants to keep stalling. Okay, Commissioner Carollo, please, please, please. Point of clarification for Commissioner Reyes. And then Commissioner Pardo would like to say something else. Okay, but let's not. I understand we're very passionate, but we don't have to yell at each other. Please.

I don't want to. I don't want to. Okay? Okay. Okay, buddy. Okay. Gentlemen, gentlemen, please, please.

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I'll sit with Billy Corbyn across the table and I'll present everything to him. I have no issue with that at all.

Now is a good time to remember where Tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented Tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here? Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up. Well, I do know that to be true, but even during ad reads like... Cuervo. I think you could lay out, especially for one of our great partners. Sweet, delicious Cuervo. Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots.

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So I must take a break from the jokes here for a second and put on my serious voice. Because I would never ever joke about a 5G network that has invested billions building 5G towers across the country. Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to. There is nothing funny about it. Boost Mobile is now a legit nationwide 5G network and also provides coverage across 99% of America.

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Next.

It's a random list.

Who traded up? Jacksonville traded up. Who traded up?

Who traded up?

Big is is legitimate. Like, oh, I'm going to say Carolina Panthers.

AFC.

Jaden Higgins is six four. What's the answer? Hit us. The Houston Texans. Nico Collins and Jaden Higgins.

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