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I need y'all to see die inhaltliche Transphobie und die Antiblackheit, die in diesem Kompliment verbunden ist. Die Aufregung um Pamela Andersson, nicht Make-up zu tragen, in einer Zeit, in der Antitranslegislation und Transphobie erhöht sind. Ich brauche Sie zu verstehen, dass dies auch signalisiert ist, Pamela Anderson ist eine echte Frau. Schau, sie muss nicht mal Make-up tragen.

Und sie muss nicht mal Make-up tragen. Und wenn sie es nicht macht, ist sie ethereal. Queerty nennt Dylan Mulvaney auch ethereal. Und wir wissen, Dylan Mulvaney ist eine Trans-Frau. Also war ich so, hm, das ist interessant. Was ist die Definition von ethereal? extrem lecker und lecker in einer Weise, die zu perfekt für diesen Welt scheint.

Sie sehen, der Witz ist, Antiblackheit und Transphobie sind intrinsisch verlängert. Okay, also, wenn du die Präsenz von Transphobie siehst, ist Antiblackheit tief im Hintergrund, weil wenn du siehst, wie Cynthia Rivas Outfit letzte Nacht beschrieben wurde, L, who also said that Pamela Anderson was ethereal.

This shows the aftermath when protesters carried away 26-year-old Donovan Labella as people on social media have identified him. Immediately after Labella is hit, others surround him and move him back. You can see the head wound that's bleeding and more blood on the sidewalk where he dropped.

Prior to being shot by a federal officer with an impact munition, Labella had gently kicked a smoke canister that landed near him and had both hands up holding a loudspeaker.

So lucky charms leads over time. Absolutely.

Considering everything that you know up until this point, when you smell something like that, does that raise your antenna? Do you pay attention to that?

What did this show?

You still had hope at this point.

That was a special place to her.

She did. And that's where he ultimately chose to dump her body? Yes. When you all heard that detail... It just hurt my stomach.

Let's talk about how quickly they came back. I mean, we're talking less than an hour.

You could tell immediately that a message like that was a cry for help.

No other explanation.

And then he went over to the CIA, almost mysteriously. Alan Dulles recruited him, or seems to have recruited him for the CIA meeting.

And she was having this suburban life across the river in McLean, Virginia.

The strain on the families of the CIA in the 1950s during the Cold War was extreme. There was a great deal of alcoholism. There was a great deal of suicide. There was a great deal of family dysfunction. Very, very unhappy kids. Very unhappy wives. Guys who would disappear forever and ever on these CIA missions. They could never talk about what they were doing. The drinking was fantastic.

Cord used to go and get blitzed every lunchtime at a favorite French restaurant, and it was a world under a great deal of stress.

Had an independence, which, as I said, reminds me a little of Mary. And Dovey went her own way. You know, when her husband, Mr. Roundtree, objected to her going to Howard University Law School, Dovey just basically said, OK, fine, well, see you around. She was going to pursue her law career and she was going to do what she wanted to do. And Mary was the same way.

Mary was one of those people that I think by making her representative of something, you miss a lot of their uniqueness.

No.

When you wake up or when you're on your weekend and you get the fork in the road message or you get the subsequent five bullets, hey, what the hell did you do, you lazy federal worker, this week? How frightening is it that someone on X, the owner of X, speaks to you directly to say, what did you do last week at work? And if you don't answer, I am going to fire you.

But even more egregious, the president comes out, the most powerful person in the land, and endorses that message.

You know. You know I'm fired up.

No, he's making it more efficient, Pablo. You just got to give him time. It's going to hurt before it heals.

I have a lifetime of playing video games. At one point, I was... Maybe one of the best Quake players in the world. You're actually a world-class, incredible video game player. Yeah. You're also, with the Paragon board and the build, you're also an innovator there. Yeah. I've played a lot of video games.

If you think about StarCraft or any game like Quake, any game where a lot of people are playing, to rise to the top, you have to be exceptional, period, as a human being. There has to be something exceptional about you. Are you in the top 20 in the world? Wow, in Diablo.

Clips from all my favorite shows.

Clips from my programs.

They couldn't believe we weren't keeping our bush around.

Dude, you are not this far in the game and you're running past chaos orbs! You are not li- No, I'm sorry, bro. Bro, bro, there's no way. You are not leaving castles on AC trade. AC trade castles are valuable. This is a board account, bro. He has no idea what he's doing. He literally has no idea what he's doing. And they see that.

We wouldn't even have cameras if it weren't for the invention of the mirror.

Like, basic, like, menu navigation. Like, I don't know that video game, but watching him kind of walk into wall, you're like, that's how a person that doesn't play games...

Based on what evidence?

Very embarrassing.

The most embarrassing possible thing.

A discovery of a thing.

As you do, because it's not supposed to be about earning it, you know?

Yeah, it's the most embarrassing possible outcome. If I told people I was really good at video games, I would live my life petrified that somebody was going to ask me to prove it. I would never walk around being like, yeah, I'm the best. Oh, you want me to prove it? I would never get on the sticks. Are you out of your mind? Why would you immediately prove it?

You thought we wouldn't know the difference? It's this like, it's the thing about Elon Musk that has never made sense to me. Is this just blind faith in himself and the fact that everyone will buy it so it doesn't really matter? And people are willing to give them that credit. And so like, as a video game person, I'm like, listen, my culture is not a costume.

You can't, like, we don't make fun of people that are good at video games and say they don't have a job. And then a guy with like the most money who does the most jobs also is the best at the video games. It doesn't, the world doesn't work like that. And I feel like where I go nuts is when I'm seeing like, well, for Elon Musk, apparently the world is like that.

And then what if you look at it too long because you're so handsome?

You can just be caught telling an incredibly embarrassing lie and then just be in charge of the government. Like, what an embarrassing lie. This used to end people, stuff like this. And he doesn't even go here. He's not even from here. And yet, in the face of the most embarrassing lie to be caught in, he's caught in it. And then he's like, by the way, you don't have... USAID anymore.

It doesn't help you in any way.

That's right. That'll echo a Narcissus. Narcissus. That's right.

Right. And all... He doesn't respect you, guy who's simping for him.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh my God.

Found or invented.

That soupçon, it puts it in people's mouths. And then they go, oh, he's right.

Why wouldn't he employ the same tactics, but probably on a bigger scale? Why do you trust this guy?

Exactly. You're thinking that everybody thinks the way you do.

It's in a cool way.

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The puffier is the younger. We don't have to pretend those are separate. It's younger.

I don't mean to rain on a parade, but I feel like you were not single and seeking. How long have you been married?

We weren't in our porn brain era.

As heavily then.

I think it has an effect on the sexual interactions of single people now. I think it's different than it was for us. And this happens in every generation where like our generation, I don't even really want to talk about this. I feel like the difference between my mom's and mine was that like they couldn't believe we weren't keeping our bush around.

And I feel like that was because you wanted to look younger. This might be that. I just think you're right for your age. It makes sense for you, but I don't know that that's the way it is for kids now.

Isn't that crazy that now, more than ever, I feel like, well, I should say I got this from the internet.

How thick are your labium? Is one labium?

Oh my God, what?

And that's to make them less wrinkly?

I'm not, and this is, porn brain doesn't change this at all. The balls aren't getting a lot of air time with my eyes. I'm not really gazing upon your sack. I don't know.

What are we doing? I'm, do it in the dark, close your eyes and get off. What are we doing? Why are you like, this doesn't hold up under a, in a ring light.

To what end? Because you're putting a toxin next to your boys. That's not a good idea.

And that's fine. That's like for the jaw people when they have, what's that called, TMJ, and they get Botox for that. and it's like a medical treatment of the thing.

You might need to get some tox. Or maybe this is like when people say that they broke their nose, but it was actually just a cover for, so I don't know.

13.05. I think it's like creepy late. But I don't want to be so wrong that it's embarrassing. So I'll say five years after what he said.

This isn't an abstract.

So the topic you brought was that we're making our lips puffier.

What's the jawline thing?

I mean, the world's trying to change you, and I don't think you should change yourself at all.

Except your balls. They are shriveling. And could use a bit more.

We've all been thinking it.

I'm glad we're finally saying it.

Allegedly.

Handsome Squidward.

No, Matt Rife started his big pop, I believe, was he was on Wildin' Out.

And he looked very different then. So it was like it's he, you know, it was on TV, so you can look it up. Then he I saw him reenter the public consciousness via TikTok. He did a lot of crowd work, which is famously what a lot of comics post because they don't want to burn their material. So you just post your crowd work. But he sort of rode that wave of crowd work. clips.

People really liked him, predominantly women. He had a very female audience and fan base. Then he put out his first Netflix special when he had all these female eyeballs on him and he felt the need to open it up with a very hacky, sexist joke, which women were like, what? And he like made this joke and then clearly wanted it to be taken the way that it was.

Get your game shows right. We're not all the same.

It's rumored, it's widely rumored he looks so different now. He looks like a male model. He's got like male model jaw. And then somebody was like, you know, he was on Wild N' Out. People looked it up and they were like, that's not what his chin looked like before. And then I believe there was a plastic surgeon who posted that he did Matt Rife's chin implant.

This firsthand knowledge. I remember this happening. A plastic surgeon posted that he gave Matt Rife his chin implant. Matt Rife was like, that's not true. And then the surgeon was like, now you can't take a joke. It was this whole big, I think it's weird when plastic surgeons post online about who their patients are anyway. That feels like a HIPAA thing.

Could not, right.

And so anyway, there was a lot of talk about his face. And it has seemed like, as with a lot of people who open that door to plastic surgery, it seems like he's reached a point where it's like getting to be, he's letting too much of, you gotta like close the door and step away for a little. You don't look like a, you're getting uncanny valley.

Okay. Check the tape. I said an 18. I said an 18. You don't get to be friends with them at any of that. You said earlier, I was like, oh, I feel stupid.

Sorry, I blacked out. Was I talking? Yeah.

Special wasn't good. Did I say that?

I'd say like, look at, find your face.

Sort of like that.

Right. To look just like you.

Damn it, Katie. Believe in yourself.

I don't know, man. I just feel like if your face... The best version of your face to me is going to be the one that you got because it's like, it all kind of works in, you don't realize that if you add to your jaw, now your cheeks look small.

I do it with a lot of stuff in my life, which is why I have not yet and will eventually probably open this door and start to... Work on this.

But once I start, like, I want to, if I'm going to buy furniture for my house, I want to research all my options, narrow it down based off of what I'm looking for, find the best possible available couch for me.

No, because I think once we got the mirror, then we got the lens, then everything changed. Like glasses happened and all that.

Yes, exactly.

And on a deeper, weird psychological level, if I look in the mirror right now, thanks to Leader Von Sleef or whatever, and I don't like what I see, Not my fault. But if I start to play with it and I look in the mirror and I don't like what I see, that's my fault. I told them to give me this nose. I picked these brows. Right now, none of this is my fault. I'm doing the best I can with what I got.

You're outweighed. So actually.

I mean, is that his?

Well, it's about time. I will say that part. It's about time you guys start worrying about what you look like.

Yeah, I think.

Did you hear Chad Ochocinco tell Stephen A. Smith he got his penis done?

Oh!

We have not heard it. Also, I don't think you're allowed to use... I think there's a threshold for use of packing. I don't think you're allowed to pack a penis smaller than five, six. I haven't checked in a while. There's definitely a threshold, and three does not meet it.

Concealed carrying. He is... He's cherishing.

His three-inch penis. Chad Ochocinco is in possession of... a three inch penis.

Well, not anymore. He doesn't have a three inch penis anymore.

I think what we found out today was it's never anything.

I found out Jordan is his momager. I did find that out. I didn't know that coming into today. Sorry. It's really important to me to make sure I give him something and I never bring it prepared because I'm supposed to find it out. You're doing great. Sorry. I think I found out that she's his momager.

I'm glad we covered that.

Do you have embroidered sweatshirts?

That's some fancy guy s***.

Yeah, man, it's like your own merch.

The sweatshirt is, right? I assume you got the sweatshirt.

Right.

Interesting. Interesting.

Kind of a fashion icon.

Oh, my glasses are what I left in my jacket. You're not showing us anything, are you?

I went to a party. Me too. I haven't been to a Super Bowl party, like not a big one, but I haven't been to a social gathering for the Super Bowl in a long time.

Because I had no reason not to. People that I liked were all going to watch the Super Bowl together.

Yeah, no, I'd love to go to a party. But years before, I was going to the Super Bowl. You see, I had work. And then usually I would either go to the game or I would leave because the network didn't want to pay for me to be there for the actual Super Bowl. So I would go watch it like on my way back home somewhere.

Okay.

Or I would be like, I'd fly home and watch it. Or I'd be like stuck on a layover or something. Then last year, like the last couple of years, like Dan went. And so I was just like at home watching it alone. And then this year I went to a party and I was like this, I'd spent such a long time. You miss a lot of stuff, but you don't care. That's exactly what this type of Super Bowl was for, for me.

Was like, I don't really care. Gun to my head, go birds. But I don't really care. I'll watch the halftime show. Excited for that, but like, don't have any high hopes for the commercials. It's been a couple years of being disappointed by the commercials, so I'm not like, I need to sit down and make sure I see them all.

No, no, they're in a, like, hidden pocket.

I was like, I'll catch the ones that matter tomorrow when somebody says something about it online.

I'm just going to go watch the game and hang out.

Yeah, that was a very boring Super Bowl.

Yeah, I feel like there was a lot of threes in there.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah. And the halftime show was okay. I don't remember what it was. It didn't go like I wanted it to.

Yes, about Belichick's girlfriend.

I think it's just Jordan. Jordan.

Jordan.

Oh, yeah, lots of me, baby.

That's right. In a Super Bowl commercial.

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That's the Super Bowl.

Oh, I don't know. It's like a Boston Avengers assemble. Ben Affleck is sitting with his brother, who's wearing a pink Kangol,

No, I think he's come back before this and other stuff. But he's here and arguably the better actor. But anyway, in the back, we see Belichick, who cut the sleeves off of his Dunkin's jacket.

And next to him, in questionable hair and makeup, I don't know what they're trying to do to Jordan, but it seems like they're trying to make her look like a stereotypical football wife or something, or this is her aesthetic and I'm just not familiar with it.

You guys always have it cold in here. Is it too hot? Oh, they're dirty. No, I just have a turtle neck on.

But she's 24. And so it's like, man, this is the closest his age swapped will ever be to her.

Yeah.

She's from, I thought.

She has a ring from a cheerleading...

A natty.

Well, I could name a way.

You make it wet?

Yeah.

It's also like you're teaching him the art of yes. He's like in his year of yes, where you're like, listen, I know you don't want to do it, Bill, but I said yes, and now it's a commitment, and now you have to go do it.

I don't know if you saw Charlotte on her podcast, Sports Gossip Show, had like a theory that they were fighting, that these two were in a fight leading up to the Super Bowl. They think that she's posting to his social media, which would make sense to back up the- I have heard this. Right. And they think at one point in his story, he had just posted like the text of a link, www.linktree.com slash.

Oh, sometimes, yeah, sometimes.

And it was like the text of that was the story, which is obviously not clickable. It's not how Instagram works. And they thought that Bill made that post. So they must have been in some sort of a fight where he'd be like, I'll do it. And I just think that's interesting in this context of her being his.

Yeah. And I want to be clear in saying that that could be, I hold space for the fact, let me hold your finger. That that could be, that could actually be that because they're in love and she has changed him as a man and she's taught him about how, like, to live in the moment and to embrace the opportunities that you have and that they're, like, so in love with each other. And it's beautiful.

What are you talking about?

It's beautiful. There is a chance of that.

Hold on, I'm gonna move.

Yes.

But... When you make moves this way, when we're already going, you're how much younger than him? And then you see her show up in a commercial.

In the commercial.

And then you hear that she's in charge of his career. That's when you go, okay, these are all also the traits of somebody who would be here for the wrong reasons. I need to see some of the traits that are evidence that you are here for the right reasons. Otherwise, you're acting like... The evidence is adding up. It seems like you could be taking advantage of the guy.

And he's obviously taking advantage of the girl. That's what I'm saying.

No, what is the reason?

At what point is it elder abuse, I guess, is the question.

Is that okay if I do it wrong? I do everything right. Can I do this one thing wrong?

He does.

Sure. For now.

I just want to listen to a chat. I just want to hear y'all talk.

I don't know if you saw at the NFL Honors, Snoop Dogg made a joke about her.

...football fan for a long, long time. I mean... I remember back when the Cowboys was good. I remember back when the Chiefs was bad. And I remember... What was it? Bill Belichick's girlfriend wasn't even born yet.

He starts the joke before he remembers the punchline. And then he like buys himself some time and then delivers like a little too much time.

Tell me what the scores are.

Yeah, these things suck. You know, I wore broken glasses for three years before I finally was like, I deserve to upgrade these. I just, I don't like taking care of myself. I don't enjoy the act of taking care of myself.

So silly.

Nice. That's cool.

And what are you doing in comedy?

With the Galaxy Watch 7 or the Galaxy Ring and the Samsung Health app.

This is where it gets even more wild. And we're just staring at each other like there's no way this is real.

She looks up and she says, do you want to adopt another baby? And I remember at that moment thinking, this is like a machine for her.

By the third night, we had nine families. After a month, we had 20 families. And then a little bit after that, we were up to 100 families. And we all became investigators.

Federal prosecutors are asking a judge to issue an arrest warrant for Tara Lee after seeing one of our recent stories. And now, Lee could be locked up because of our video. I mean, I've covered horrible crimes. I've covered public corruption. I've covered a lot of awful things. And this, this is still in its own category.

She's taking adoptive parents to the point that they're remodeling their houses to create nurseries. People are raising money through church fundraisers.

She knew that they would do anything for the hope of having a child.

She knew that they would do anything for the hope of having a child.

It didn't feel like we were given a choice.

She could tell such outrageous lies. I believe everything she says. Her personality was sort of like, I'm a foul-mouthed, tattooed woman, but I'm doing adoptions, and you wouldn't expect that.

There's so many babies coming out of this agency.

I did not realize until the criminal complaint was filed the extent of it across the country. You know, there's no playbook for this type of fraud. I think that when you've been bamboozled, you want to know what happened.

I could see that big defensive lineman land on top of him, drove his arm over his head. And then I saw Drew walking off the field with his arm locked like this and couldn't bring it down. And I said, oh my goodness, he's dislocated his shoulder out the bottom.

There's chaos and...

Dabo Swinney has chimed in. The fun police. Not a good look for the sport, he says.

He won that one.

Dan, Amin is a master talker, right? He can talk about anything, any point, to anybody, right? I've seen it in action. Sober, not sober. I got my money on Amin to win the first fake.

Dude, you are not this far in the game and you're running past Chaos Orbs. You are not... No, I'm sorry. Bro. Bro. Bro, there's no way. You are not leaving Chaos Orbs on AC trade. AC trade Chaos Orbs are valuable. This is a board account, bro. He has no idea what he's doing. He literally has no idea what he's doing.

What have people's reactions been, like sort of the range of reactions that you've gotten?

That's incredible. I love that.

I've never heard that expression before, but I love that.

That's incredible.

That's a wonderful letter. It's heartbreaking and it tells you so much.

What a way to put that. It's very gentle, but it's also saying that's perhaps an old-fashioned attitude.