Unknown (main narrator, possibly Aaron Tracy)

On paper, the three hosts of the Nick Dick and Paul show are geniuses.

We can explain how AI works, data centers, but there are certain things that we don't necessarily understand.

Better version of play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Yes.

Which, by the way, wasn't Taylor Swift who said that for the first time.

I actually, I thought it was.

I got that wrong.

But hey, no one's perfect.

We're pretty close, though.

Listen to the Nick Dick and Paul show on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

From iHeart Podcast, Saigon.

You don't think I'm serious about a free Vietnam?

One city, a divided country, and the war that tore America apart.

Listen to Saigon on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Saturday, May 2nd.

Country's biggest stars will be in Austin, Texas at our 2026 iHeart Country Festival presented by Capital One.

Before we start, one production note.

In this episode, we have a lot of quotes from Roald Dahl.

So we use an actor's performance and some custom software to create a Dahl-like voice.

Roald Dahl has never felt smaller in his life than he does on this particular crisp January morning, walking into his publisher's office on 42nd Street.