Unknown (Petri Wine Host)

I've had genealogists working for months.

And I've got all the facts that prove you're an imposter.

What are you talking about?

You know well enough.

When Sherlock Holmes here sent your great uncle to the gallows 20 years ago, the title and estate should have come to my father.

When I leave here tomorrow, I'm going straight to the finest lawyer in London.

Van, if you believe this, why have you said nothing about it till now?

Because I'm smart.

I've found out a thing or two since I've been staying here.

And one of the things I've found out is that your precious fiancée and her brother wouldn't look twice at you if it weren't for your money and the title.

Shut up.

You'll find out.

She's a smart little filly, and she knows what kind of a track she's running on.

Dr. Watson's story will continue in just a few seconds, which is all the time I need to tell you about Petri California Muscatel.

Ever try Petri Muscatel?

It's a wine that looks like sheer gold.

And it's made from big, plump, juicy muscat grapes.

Boy, pop one of those muscat grapes into your mouth and you know you've got something delicious.

You know that.

And you get the same flavor in Petri Muscatel.