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I'm gonna grab the vellum playing cards and continue to just shovel as much as I can.

21.

Oh, acrobatics is a 19. Oh, I don't need to roll mine.

Yeah, the grand fling flow championship.

I am the master of disguise. Allow me to go to my disguise kit. I'm gonna attempt to very quickly disguise myself as a drow.

I think it's a dexterity check, and if you're proficient with it, you add your proficiency bonus. Okay, do that.

Oh, yeah, if you can give Anthony an advantage, that'd be great.

Oh no, you scared my men to death! Oh no! Our spider god and our cult will be very upset. Oh no!

Wait, hold on. Oh boy. It's frozen now. Let me just refresh this page.

Hold on.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Deception?

Oh, okay. Okay. Spider Queen. Oh, gosh.

You were here trying to stop these drow? Yes. They killed all my friends and also you scared them to death too. I wave my meat hook around. I'm a member of private security.

Oh, yeah, no, I, yeah, that sounds... Guards!

15.

11.

Oh, yeah.

19.

How dare you speak our language?

Oh, I nervously start, I nervously fiddle with the deck that I have.

I think I actually got a pretty dex chance. Dex 15, you say? Yeah. Okay, let's see. Uh, 18.

Yeah, I'm gonna make off and get away with it too.

19.

17.

Oh no. Is this the elemental plane of air?

17.

You know, I don't know, Knuckles. You know, I masked a lot of the mines, but I was never expecting going to the elemental. I guess when we all played Wordle and we had the answer was cloud, we should have assumed that it was a cloud giant, especially when the second word was the giant.

OK.

Staying.

I keep staring. Oh, I had the realization it's the elemental plane of air.

I'm just going to shimmy on down. Oh, okay.

Because I'm allergic to it. Oh, also, I forgot to take my blood pressure medication. I'm sure there won't be any side effects.

17.

Well, you know, I was going to say that my plan was, well, let's say what the plan, what your plan, your plan and my plan is the same thing. I mean, I accounted for this, of course. Let's say it's the same time, okay?

Short and squat. Short.

And then, yeah, because we thought about this already.

Uh-oh.

This isn't good. I'm gonna be in this allergic place forever. Hold on. I have an idea. How long can you survive, Knuckles?

One. One.

I think I need more than a minute. We're gonna come save you, Knuckles. Don't worry.

We're gonna pull a card from this deck.

I think it's our only choice.

It's dire, it's dire means. Yes, it's very badly.

There's only one way to save Knuckles.

The plan is... You're supposed to do it. Oh, oh, oh.

14. 13.

I feel very inspired.

I feel like I gotta... Just pick one. I feel like I wanna... Only pick one, though, boss.

You know, this little guy's trying to hide from me. I'm going to give it to him.

Okay. I think the fifth one is the right one.

Oh, gosh.

I knew a guy named Don and a guy named John. They were pretty cool. Yeah, Don and John, there we go.

Finally, I feel nothing. Meds finally work.

I'm the king of the world! If I single-handedly, oh, wait, it's the fucking, it's Tiamat.

It's Don John.

13.

If there's one class that's good for one-on-one combat, it's the bard. That's really funny. I'm gonna go... I think to myself in my prison.

It's 28 feet, not so bad. It's just an avatar of death.

There we go.

14.

That's a good point.

You can also join me in the Don John.

I just wanted some tight board shorts.

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Well, well.

You know.

Also.

It's like I'm at the YMCA.

Here's a little carrot juice. Pour a little bit of milk in there for you, Gliffy. There you go.

I didn't know that's what happened. I just thought it all worked out because I said for you to take the deck. That's really wonderful. Thank you very much.

It's like my... Oh, those were the pills that my doc gave me. Oh.

I'll write an after school special with all of my billions of gold and produce it myself.

Come on, you lightweight. Pick yourself up.

Michael, if you've been drawing one, it's great.

Here we go.

I'll, uh... We should probably put some sunglasses on you. Okay, and then there you go.

I like pour another old sash with carrot juice and I'm like, okay, take this one, take it, take it.

Oh, my goodness.

This is how Knuckles developed a gambling habit. That's great.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like you got a habit now.

Boom. Hey, that's a good gesture. Kind of fun.

Oh.

I love the deck of many things.

If you want to, if you thought last one to get all of that.

This is a twist of foresight.

the court of autumn oh i think it would be amazing to incorporate that into the story in some way okay so with that in mind what are you attempting to solve i'm just gonna try it because we don't got any more of these right i think back to how uh how Glissy was always bad at pronunciations, and so when she thought she saw a brooch, it was actually just a loaf of brioche down in the pantry.

Guarded by a quail and a pervert rhino in a trench coat.

That's not the Feywild, let's say. Haven't you been there?

Get the fuck out of here. You're the bogo... Coupon on Tuesday. Get the fuck out of here.

I'd like to look for perhaps any magical items that might pique the interest of someone with a gambling habit.

It's a gambling habit, not an addiction.