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Yeah, man, I, of all people, emceed a fashion show in high school. It was like, they asked me to do it, and I was like, I guess, a fashion show? What, like... Yeah, they put on a fashion show. They went out to local businesses, got all these clothes and had a fashion show, but they needed somebody to emcee it. They asked me like, you're a pretty funny guy. Yeah, you do it.

Yeah, man, I, of all people, emceed a fashion show in high school. It was like, they asked me to do it, and I was like, I guess, a fashion show? What, like... Yeah, they put on a fashion show. They went out to local businesses, got all these clothes and had a fashion show, but they needed somebody to emcee it. They asked me like, you're a pretty funny guy. Yeah, you do it.

Yeah, man, I, of all people, emceed a fashion show in high school. It was like, they asked me to do it, and I was like, I guess, a fashion show? What, like... Yeah, they put on a fashion show. They went out to local businesses, got all these clothes and had a fashion show, but they needed somebody to emcee it. They asked me like, you're a pretty funny guy. Yeah, you do it.

So there were seven categories and I wrote material for myself for the first three. And then I was like, I think I got this. I'm going to wing the rest of it basically out of laziness. Good Lord. It was the worst bomb. You bombed? Oh, so hard.

So there were seven categories and I wrote material for myself for the first three. And then I was like, I think I got this. I'm going to wing the rest of it basically out of laziness. Good Lord. It was the worst bomb. You bombed? Oh, so hard.

So there were seven categories and I wrote material for myself for the first three. And then I was like, I think I got this. I'm going to wing the rest of it basically out of laziness. Good Lord. It was the worst bomb. You bombed? Oh, so hard.

No, but I think Randy River was involved somehow. Yeah, for sure was. No, it was like in between the things, right? So it would be like, all right, and now... professional wear or business wear, business attire. And then I would go backstage and they would be... And then they just strut the catwalk and stuff. But the first three categories, I killed.

No, but I think Randy River was involved somehow. Yeah, for sure was. No, it was like in between the things, right? So it would be like, all right, and now... professional wear or business wear, business attire. And then I would go backstage and they would be... And then they just strut the catwalk and stuff. But the first three categories, I killed.

No, but I think Randy River was involved somehow. Yeah, for sure was. No, it was like in between the things, right? So it would be like, all right, and now... professional wear or business wear, business attire. And then I would go backstage and they would be... And then they just strut the catwalk and stuff. But the first three categories, I killed.

It was great because I actually wrote something. And then I was like, ugh. So I killed for business. They had a leather. This is a high school. They had a leather category. No school. Because there was a leather shop down the road. And so like literally high school girls wearing skin tight leather outfits. So I had material for that. And lingerie they had. High school. What? Lingerie. High school.

It was great because I actually wrote something. And then I was like, ugh. So I killed for business. They had a leather. This is a high school. They had a leather category. No school. Because there was a leather shop down the road. And so like literally high school girls wearing skin tight leather outfits. So I had material for that. And lingerie they had. High school. What? Lingerie. High school.

It was great because I actually wrote something. And then I was like, ugh. So I killed for business. They had a leather. This is a high school. They had a leather category. No school. Because there was a leather shop down the road. And so like literally high school girls wearing skin tight leather outfits. So I had material for that. And lingerie they had. High school. What? Lingerie. High school.

I wrote material for all three of those. And then after that, it was streetwear, editorial, athletic, and then finally formal wear. And between athletic and formal wear, like they were putting on tuxes and gowns and shit. So they're like, stall. You got to stall. I'm like, I came out here with nothing. I like literally nothing. And oh, God, it was like.

I wrote material for all three of those. And then after that, it was streetwear, editorial, athletic, and then finally formal wear. And between athletic and formal wear, like they were putting on tuxes and gowns and shit. So they're like, stall. You got to stall. I'm like, I came out here with nothing. I like literally nothing. And oh, God, it was like.

I wrote material for all three of those. And then after that, it was streetwear, editorial, athletic, and then finally formal wear. And between athletic and formal wear, like they were putting on tuxes and gowns and shit. So they're like, stall. You got to stall. I'm like, I came out here with nothing. I like literally nothing. And oh, God, it was like.

And I was wearing a tux, you know, and it was just the worst night of my life. The worst night of my life.

And I was wearing a tux, you know, and it was just the worst night of my life. The worst night of my life.

And I was wearing a tux, you know, and it was just the worst night of my life. The worst night of my life.

He's in lingerie. Like, they were booing me. By the end of the night, they were booing me, like. They're booing you. Yeah, these are my peers.