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For the killer. There's also nobody you and I both want.

Well, that's the thing. Yeah, we don't have a lot of overlap. But I married the rhinestone. It's not a bat that Wendy Williams has by the bedside. It's a rhinestone bat with spikes on it. Shit. Honey. She showed a picture of that thing on a talk show because I went down a killer rabbit hole. And it's not just a bat from Yankee Stadium that she has in her bedside. It's a medieval torture device.

Well, that's the thing. Yeah, we don't have a lot of overlap. But I married the rhinestone. It's not a bat that Wendy Williams has by the bedside. It's a rhinestone bat with spikes on it. Shit. Honey. She showed a picture of that thing on a talk show because I went down a killer rabbit hole. And it's not just a bat from Yankee Stadium that she has in her bedside. It's a medieval torture device.

Well, that's the thing. Yeah, we don't have a lot of overlap. But I married the rhinestone. It's not a bat that Wendy Williams has by the bedside. It's a rhinestone bat with spikes on it. Shit. Honey. She showed a picture of that thing on a talk show because I went down a killer rabbit hole. And it's not just a bat from Yankee Stadium that she has in her bedside. It's a medieval torture device.

Did I ever tell you about the time I stole a golf club? This was in college. And you know when you're drunk and you're like, I'm going to do something wild. I'm going to let a car on fire. Tonight's the night. I was leaving this random person, straight people. I went to And, like, as I was leaving, there was a golf club by the door, front door.

Did I ever tell you about the time I stole a golf club? This was in college. And you know when you're drunk and you're like, I'm going to do something wild. I'm going to let a car on fire. Tonight's the night. I was leaving this random person, straight people. I went to And, like, as I was leaving, there was a golf club by the door, front door.

Did I ever tell you about the time I stole a golf club? This was in college. And you know when you're drunk and you're like, I'm going to do something wild. I'm going to let a car on fire. Tonight's the night. I was leaving this random person, straight people. I went to And, like, as I was leaving, there was a golf club by the door, front door.

And I was like, wouldn't it be funny if we fucking took that? Was it in a bag with all the other clubs? I thought, like, it was by the door. Like, oh, this is your weapon? Okay, Miss Thing. Okay, Tiger Woods. The next day, I get, like, a DM on Facebook. And I was like, did you take a golf club from my house? And I said... Who's calling? Hello? Your call is very important to us.

And I was like, wouldn't it be funny if we fucking took that? Was it in a bag with all the other clubs? I thought, like, it was by the door. Like, oh, this is your weapon? Okay, Miss Thing. Okay, Tiger Woods. The next day, I get, like, a DM on Facebook. And I was like, did you take a golf club from my house? And I said... Who's calling? Hello? Your call is very important to us.

And I was like, wouldn't it be funny if we fucking took that? Was it in a bag with all the other clubs? I thought, like, it was by the door. Like, oh, this is your weapon? Okay, Miss Thing. Okay, Tiger Woods. The next day, I get, like, a DM on Facebook. And I was like, did you take a golf club from my house? And I said... Who's calling? Hello? Your call is very important to us.

Dude, that's, I think he said something like, that's kind of shitty, but also I'm a lefty and I had to have that made. You can't have that. And I don't know how, but I got it back to him. You stole it on purpose? I took it home. What'd you do with it?

Dude, that's, I think he said something like, that's kind of shitty, but also I'm a lefty and I had to have that made. You can't have that. And I don't know how, but I got it back to him. You stole it on purpose? I took it home. What'd you do with it?

Dude, that's, I think he said something like, that's kind of shitty, but also I'm a lefty and I had to have that made. You can't have that. And I don't know how, but I got it back to him. You stole it on purpose? I took it home. What'd you do with it?

drinking alcohol I probably was walking twirling like a faggot like a baton yeah so then I brought it back and I cleaned all the shit off it the lube and the shit with my mouth the truffle butter gross you know what I tried to get fucked in the butt I said no ma'am the straight people love to do anal do you think they're douching or do you think they're just shitting is it just hamburger helper sweetie darling I don't think they are people are eating lunch Mary people are eating their lunch I don't think they are I think they're big lunches and then just I think and then the shitty dick up the pussy too because they're doing bofa

drinking alcohol I probably was walking twirling like a faggot like a baton yeah so then I brought it back and I cleaned all the shit off it the lube and the shit with my mouth the truffle butter gross you know what I tried to get fucked in the butt I said no ma'am the straight people love to do anal do you think they're douching or do you think they're just shitting is it just hamburger helper sweetie darling I don't think they are people are eating lunch Mary people are eating their lunch I don't think they are I think they're big lunches and then just I think and then the shitty dick up the pussy too because they're doing bofa

drinking alcohol I probably was walking twirling like a faggot like a baton yeah so then I brought it back and I cleaned all the shit off it the lube and the shit with my mouth the truffle butter gross you know what I tried to get fucked in the butt I said no ma'am the straight people love to do anal do you think they're douching or do you think they're just shitting is it just hamburger helper sweetie darling I don't think they are people are eating lunch Mary people are eating their lunch I don't think they are I think they're big lunches and then just I think and then the shitty dick up the pussy too because they're doing bofa

you fuck, you put your shit, you put your dick in my ass, turn me on, got shit in my pussy. No, that's a bad, that's not a good thing. And when you see that in a porno, number one, that woman has douched to high heaven. That woman's colonic irrigation is on point. Okay. Number two, this is not an activity that is advisable to do at home. It's not safe for home.

you fuck, you put your shit, you put your dick in my ass, turn me on, got shit in my pussy. No, that's a bad, that's not a good thing. And when you see that in a porno, number one, that woman has douched to high heaven. That woman's colonic irrigation is on point. Okay. Number two, this is not an activity that is advisable to do at home. It's not safe for home.

you fuck, you put your shit, you put your dick in my ass, turn me on, got shit in my pussy. No, that's a bad, that's not a good thing. And when you see that in a porno, number one, that woman has douched to high heaven. That woman's colonic irrigation is on point. Okay. Number two, this is not an activity that is advisable to do at home. It's not safe for home.

A professional course, do not attempt at home. Three, the whole, I didn't, I just slipped. It slipped and went up your ass. The whole thing, boo. It slipped and went up your ass? Yeah, sorry that my dick slipped out of your pussy and went all the way up into your ass balls deep.