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Well, I very rarely wear a t-shirt on stage. Or anything tight. Shirtless is my move. I just want to look like a fucking champ.

Yeah, Kreischer, when he started losing weight and he was getting jacked, I'm like, you're taking away from your act there, fella. Exactly. You look like a football player now. Like, Burt was getting some big, thick-ass shoulders. I don't do the... A lot of fat jokes. No. If any.

Yeah, Kreischer, when he started losing weight and he was getting jacked, I'm like, you're taking away from your act there, fella. Exactly. You look like a football player now. Like, Burt was getting some big, thick-ass shoulders. I don't do the... A lot of fat jokes. No. If any.

Yeah, Kreischer, when he started losing weight and he was getting jacked, I'm like, you're taking away from your act there, fella. Exactly. You look like a football player now. Like, Burt was getting some big, thick-ass shoulders. I don't do the... A lot of fat jokes. No. If any.

You might make fun of yourself if it helps something. Yeah. It doesn't matter. Well, you're not fat enough. You're more like squishy. Yeah, just a fat guy.

You might make fun of yourself if it helps something. Yeah. It doesn't matter. Well, you're not fat enough. You're more like squishy. Yeah, just a fat guy.

You might make fun of yourself if it helps something. Yeah. It doesn't matter. Well, you're not fat enough. You're more like squishy. Yeah, just a fat guy.

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Sometimes you just gotta attack the elephant in the room just to get it out of the way, but then after that, fuck it. But if you're really good, you don't even need it. But if you have a joke that's funny, that's like who fucking cares? That's the weirdest thing is comics like policing what should be talked about.

Sometimes you just gotta attack the elephant in the room just to get it out of the way, but then after that, fuck it. But if you're really good, you don't even need it. But if you have a joke that's funny, that's like who fucking cares? That's the weirdest thing is comics like policing what should be talked about.

Sometimes you just gotta attack the elephant in the room just to get it out of the way, but then after that, fuck it. But if you're really good, you don't even need it. But if you have a joke that's funny, that's like who fucking cares? That's the weirdest thing is comics like policing what should be talked about.

If someone comes up with the most amazing fart joke of all time, I'm going to die laughing. You know, it's like I don't do any. I don't have any. But it's like on anything and everything. There's a take on anything and everything that's like that. Just nicotine just as epic don't get the feds on us Lucy breakers. What's the heckle fish? Oh?

If someone comes up with the most amazing fart joke of all time, I'm going to die laughing. You know, it's like I don't do any. I don't have any. But it's like on anything and everything. There's a take on anything and everything that's like that. Just nicotine just as epic don't get the feds on us Lucy breakers. What's the heckle fish? Oh?

If someone comes up with the most amazing fart joke of all time, I'm going to die laughing. You know, it's like I don't do any. I don't have any. But it's like on anything and everything. There's a take on anything and everything that's like that. Just nicotine just as epic don't get the feds on us Lucy breakers. What's the heckle fish? Oh?

Oh, that's from, you ever see that YouTube show, The Y Files? No. It's a great fucking show. It's all about, like, fucking aliens and why you can't go into the Grand Canyon and, you know, secret fucking temples and stuff like that. And AJ Gentile is the host, and then this is a fish that sits in the fish tank next to him and talks shit to him.

Oh, that's from, you ever see that YouTube show, The Y Files? No. It's a great fucking show. It's all about, like, fucking aliens and why you can't go into the Grand Canyon and, you know, secret fucking temples and stuff like that. And AJ Gentile is the host, and then this is a fish that sits in the fish tank next to him and talks shit to him.

Oh, that's from, you ever see that YouTube show, The Y Files? No. It's a great fucking show. It's all about, like, fucking aliens and why you can't go into the Grand Canyon and, you know, secret fucking temples and stuff like that. And AJ Gentile is the host, and then this is a fish that sits in the fish tank next to him and talks shit to him.

Well the thing is like now everybody comes and they give me something for the table that's like part of the fun I got this little old mech head. That's from Luke caverns pretty dope I also got an Aztec death whistle do not blow it.