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I'll pretend I meant that. Oh, yeah, definitely. Well, that's the difference between writing it and saying it, right? You write it and you're like, I think I know how to go with this. And then you get on stage and say it and you're like, oh, that's the funny part. This is fucking ridiculous. The fact that this exists is ridiculous.

At this point, I always think of it as like a scaffolding. I'm like, I don't know what's good until I get up there.

At this point, I always think of it as like a scaffolding. I'm like, I don't know what's good until I get up there.

At this point, I always think of it as like a scaffolding. I'm like, I don't know what's good until I get up there.

yeah well it's funny how when you're in your apartment you're killing you're like man this is good stuff and then when you get up there you can like feel this won't work yeah right when you're on stage i don't know why i'm saying this but when you have people in front of you you're like oh this is not gonna hit oh my god it's the best and then you went into it was so prepared and then they're just looking at you like i don't get it you go into it like i wrote a new bit today this thing's gonna fucking kill

yeah well it's funny how when you're in your apartment you're killing you're like man this is good stuff and then when you get up there you can like feel this won't work yeah right when you're on stage i don't know why i'm saying this but when you have people in front of you you're like oh this is not gonna hit oh my god it's the best and then you went into it was so prepared and then they're just looking at you like i don't get it you go into it like i wrote a new bit today this thing's gonna fucking kill

yeah well it's funny how when you're in your apartment you're killing you're like man this is good stuff and then when you get up there you can like feel this won't work yeah right when you're on stage i don't know why i'm saying this but when you have people in front of you you're like oh this is not gonna hit oh my god it's the best and then you went into it was so prepared and then they're just looking at you like i don't get it you go into it like i wrote a new bit today this thing's gonna fucking kill

That's why comedy's great, because you can never really crack it. You can get better at it, but you can never really go, this is going to work. It's also a truly collaborative thing. You have to have an audience. Yeah. Gary Clark Jr. could write a fucking amazing album by himself in his private music studio, and nobody has to hear it until you listen to it the first time. You're like,

That's why comedy's great, because you can never really crack it. You can get better at it, but you can never really go, this is going to work. It's also a truly collaborative thing. You have to have an audience. Yeah. Gary Clark Jr. could write a fucking amazing album by himself in his private music studio, and nobody has to hear it until you listen to it the first time. You're like,

That's why comedy's great, because you can never really crack it. You can get better at it, but you can never really go, this is going to work. It's also a truly collaborative thing. You have to have an audience. Yeah. Gary Clark Jr. could write a fucking amazing album by himself in his private music studio, and nobody has to hear it until you listen to it the first time. You're like,

God damn.

God damn.

God damn.

Really? Bro. There's a song. We're going to play the song. You can't play it on the air. So we'll play it. The same one you already sent me? Oh, yeah. I should have it already. We'll play it and then we'll react to it. Okay. I'll tell you guys. Cut all this out. I'll tell you guys what happened. So Oliver Anthony has no money, right? He's poor. He's selling farm equipment.

Really? Bro. There's a song. We're going to play the song. You can't play it on the air. So we'll play it. The same one you already sent me? Oh, yeah. I should have it already. We'll play it and then we'll react to it. Okay. I'll tell you guys. Cut all this out. I'll tell you guys what happened. So Oliver Anthony has no money, right? He's poor. He's selling farm equipment.

Really? Bro. There's a song. We're going to play the song. You can't play it on the air. So we'll play it. The same one you already sent me? Oh, yeah. I should have it already. We'll play it and then we'll react to it. Okay. I'll tell you guys. Cut all this out. I'll tell you guys what happened. So Oliver Anthony has no money, right? He's poor. He's selling farm equipment.

He puts his song on YouTube. He's a fucking superstar, right? He doesn't know what to do. He freaks out. He asked me for advice. I call him on the phone. We have a conversation for like a fucking hour where I go, don't sign anything with anybody. And he's like, they're telling me I have to strike while the iron's hot. I go, bullshit. They're trying to steal money from you.

He puts his song on YouTube. He's a fucking superstar, right? He doesn't know what to do. He freaks out. He asked me for advice. I call him on the phone. We have a conversation for like a fucking hour where I go, don't sign anything with anybody. And he's like, they're telling me I have to strike while the iron's hot. I go, bullshit. They're trying to steal money from you.

He puts his song on YouTube. He's a fucking superstar, right? He doesn't know what to do. He freaks out. He asked me for advice. I call him on the phone. We have a conversation for like a fucking hour where I go, don't sign anything with anybody. And he's like, they're telling me I have to strike while the iron's hot. I go, bullshit. They're trying to steal money from you.

I go, you're independent. You're already there. You already made it. I know if you wrote that song. I'm like, if you wrote that song, you could write a dozen of those fucking songs. You don't need anybody. He's like, they're offering me $7 million. I go, no, no, no. They're offering to steal money from you for the rest of your life. That's what they're doing. I go, you don't need them.