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No?

No?

No! Get rid of it! What? No, I'm sorry. I don't know why I said that. I'm sorry. God, I just, I thought that I would have a baby first and you would, like, wait too long and, you know, try and adopt and that wouldn't really pan out and you would just get, like, some weird pet, like, off-brand, like a ferret or some sh**. I'm so happy for you. A baby? !

No! Get rid of it! What? No, I'm sorry. I don't know why I said that. I'm sorry. God, I just, I thought that I would have a baby first and you would, like, wait too long and, you know, try and adopt and that wouldn't really pan out and you would just get, like, some weird pet, like, off-brand, like a ferret or some sh**. I'm so happy for you. A baby? !

No! Get rid of it! What? No, I'm sorry. I don't know why I said that. I'm sorry. God, I just, I thought that I would have a baby first and you would, like, wait too long and, you know, try and adopt and that wouldn't really pan out and you would just get, like, some weird pet, like, off-brand, like a ferret or some sh**. I'm so happy for you. A baby? !

Everyone at school and on the web knows that I am the sexiest teacher in the world and that kindness is my favorite hobby.

Everyone at school and on the web knows that I am the sexiest teacher in the world and that kindness is my favorite hobby.

Everyone at school and on the web knows that I am the sexiest teacher in the world and that kindness is my favorite hobby.

So I want this to be your day, too. I don't want it to be. It's your day, so please leave me alone. Really? Please leave me alone. Please, this is your day.

So I want this to be your day, too. I don't want it to be. It's your day, so please leave me alone. Really? Please leave me alone. Please, this is your day.

So I want this to be your day, too. I don't want it to be. It's your day, so please leave me alone. Really? Please leave me alone. Please, this is your day.

Context, Lainey is pregnant and thinking of terminating, which is so fine because you know I'm pro-choice like a Rolls Royce, but... This could be our unicorn's last chance. Wait, no, you need to go into the wrinkles. So we're hoping that we can talk her into keeping it, right? Oh, my God, the chat is on fire. Enough. Wait, no, that's my phone. Your phone's over there.

Context, Lainey is pregnant and thinking of terminating, which is so fine because you know I'm pro-choice like a Rolls Royce, but... This could be our unicorn's last chance. Wait, no, you need to go into the wrinkles. So we're hoping that we can talk her into keeping it, right? Oh, my God, the chat is on fire. Enough. Wait, no, that's my phone. Your phone's over there.

Context, Lainey is pregnant and thinking of terminating, which is so fine because you know I'm pro-choice like a Rolls Royce, but... This could be our unicorn's last chance. Wait, no, you need to go into the wrinkles. So we're hoping that we can talk her into keeping it, right? Oh, my God, the chat is on fire. Enough. Wait, no, that's my phone. Your phone's over there.

I'm not having an abortion. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Jesus, Shirley, I would.

I'm not having an abortion. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Jesus, Shirley, I would.

I'm not having an abortion. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Jesus, Shirley, I would.