Unnamed Character

All right. Good night, everybody. I got to go.

All right. Good night, everybody. I got to go.

I had no plans of seeing the ex-fiancé. At all. Whatsoever.

I had no plans of seeing the ex-fiancé. At all. Whatsoever.

He gets off the plane, and I greet him, and practically the very next thing out of his mouth is, will you marry me? And he opens up his hand, and in his hand he's got this little Mickey mouse ring in his hand. And I am not proud of my reaction at all. Do you want to hear it?

He gets off the plane, and I greet him, and practically the very next thing out of his mouth is, will you marry me? And he opens up his hand, and in his hand he's got this little Mickey mouse ring in his hand. And I am not proud of my reaction at all. Do you want to hear it?

My reaction was, are you crazy? This is the craziest thing I've ever heard of. I barely know you. That was my reaction.

My reaction was, are you crazy? This is the craziest thing I've ever heard of. I barely know you. That was my reaction.

I could have been a little more gentle.

I could have been a little more gentle.

Yes.

Yes.

Right, right, right, right. Yeah, well... I'm too pragmatic to fall for that one, I guess.

Right, right, right, right. Yeah, well... I'm too pragmatic to fall for that one, I guess.

It's very New York-centric in this one because he tries to catch a cab, and of course he can't, so then he's just going to run the entire distance.

It's very New York-centric in this one because he tries to catch a cab, and of course he can't, so then he's just going to run the entire distance.

What I remember is the party kind of turned into sort of a tunnel vision moment. All I really did was talk to her. It didn't go great.

What I remember is the party kind of turned into sort of a tunnel vision moment. All I really did was talk to her. It didn't go great.

If there's a trajectory of my life, it's going from clingy to a little less clingy. Steve emailed her after the party. Nothing came of it.

If there's a trajectory of my life, it's going from clingy to a little less clingy. Steve emailed her after the party. Nothing came of it.