Unnamed Guest 1

Bill, Tom, Patricia. If your name was Trisha, though, oh my God.

Trisha's cute. Well, I love Trisha. Trisha Paytas. There's a girl named Trisha Paytas who I'm obsessed with.

Patricia Cavallari. It would have changed everything.

She just said no. Saying no is the most important thing.

Oh my gosh, she turned it back on somebody else. You're a sicko. You couldn't even say that.

Who are you talking about?

Break it down.

He's happy. He lived a real long life. He never stopped talking. Man, the guy's brain never shut off.

Yeah.

That's what she'll be remembered for. We'll do a montage at your funeral. I'm going to do a montage of all of your men in the headlines.

That show was so good.

Oh, I believe it.

Or who cares?

Other than your mental health.

When you wake up and people are talking about you.

It's gonna be far back. It was so, the dumbest word.

I would never have been on TV. There'd be no way. Well, they'd have to call you Patty. Ew!