Unnamed Voice #1

So this comes to us from an Instagram username, True Travels of Hope. My first thought is that were you the burglar just trying to get the shirt?

Might as well. I noticed because she's wearing one of those shirts for the podcast that say, I feel blank about being Conan O'Brien's friend. And there's a spot where you can literally fill it in with a marker. And she has not done that yet.

Might as well. I noticed because she's wearing one of those shirts for the podcast that say, I feel blank about being Conan O'Brien's friend. And there's a spot where you can literally fill it in with a marker. And she has not done that yet.

Might as well. I noticed because she's wearing one of those shirts for the podcast that say, I feel blank about being Conan O'Brien's friend. And there's a spot where you can literally fill it in with a marker. And she has not done that yet.

Just give it up. It's funny you should say that she shouldn't approach him because I feel like the first thing you would do.

Just give it up. It's funny you should say that she shouldn't approach him because I feel like the first thing you would do.

Just give it up. It's funny you should say that she shouldn't approach him because I feel like the first thing you would do.

Not for a Conan O'Brien shirt.

Not for a Conan O'Brien shirt.

Not for a Conan O'Brien shirt.

But if someone was wearing your Cher shirt.

But if someone was wearing your Cher shirt.

But if someone was wearing your Cher shirt.

Dumb fans. He broke back into the house so he could get a selfie and so he could force her to sign.

Dumb fans. He broke back into the house so he could get a selfie and so he could force her to sign.

Dumb fans. He broke back into the house so he could get a selfie and so he could force her to sign.

Like the sirens are down the street and he breaks back in going, I haven't signed your shirt yet. Would you like me to sign it? That would be more likely. Okay.

Like the sirens are down the street and he breaks back in going, I haven't signed your shirt yet. Would you like me to sign it? That would be more likely. Okay.

Like the sirens are down the street and he breaks back in going, I haven't signed your shirt yet. Would you like me to sign it? That would be more likely. Okay.

That's the weird thing. What's the motivation of the burglar? This is what they decide to take, you know? Well, first of all, okay, now you're being a dick. Well, I'm on this podcast, too.