Unnamed Voice #3

Tack and I send each other exactly what we want and we don't even take it out of the box that it comes in. Like I send him the link exactly for what it was.

That is joy. You know you're getting something exactly, you know you're getting exactly what you want.

All the time.

Yes, it can. Unless she's got diamonds on it, I don't want it. Oh, wow.

No, it has. I'm being unless it's like nice jewelry that marks a very special occasion. I think that's what I was trying to say. That's no better. No, it is. But it's like, you know, a 10 year anniversary. Maybe he gets me whatever. I don't know. But if it's like clothes.

If you want, how, you know what I mean? Not like days?

Jesus.

I have not, no.

Okay.

I just know exactly what I want. And I don't think other people, including Tack, really know that. And I think rather than winging it, here's something I wanted. And here it is. Get it for me.

No, because he does that with me.

No, what?

If you get your penis from doing that, then you shouldn't have a penis.

You don't deserve a penis if that's what you need.

So you get stuff for Amanda and she's like, yay.

Okay, I bet you she does.

Yeah, yeah, she is.

Okay.

Does she like espresso?

If Pat gets me an appliance like that, I'll be like, where do we put it? Do you know what I mean?

First of all- I really wish she wouldn't have confronted this robber.

There's limited real estate in the kitchen, and it's this machine that you got me. It's like a burden, kind of, but also...

I would absolutely approach him.

Not for. No.

Oh, if someone was in my house and like, first of all, he just put a shirt on.

It would have been really funny if you were just like an absolute dick to her. If you were just like, oh, I don't like taking pictures. But that's the opposite.

What I used to steal.

I used to just be like, can I do it? And so it wasn't about what I was stealing. It was about could like, and also I got very arrogant. Like I would wear a bracelet in the store and I'd just be like, I'm going to walk out wearing the bracelet.

If you act like you were wearing it in, they would just be like, oh, she's just leaving in the outfit.

Right? Look, I liked just like showing, hey, I just took it.

And it's, you know, most of the time if you walk out confidently, people are just going to be like, okay, it belongs to her.

That was such a buildup to what you were going to say. There was so much just information. Well, listen, what museum did we go to?

It really happened.

And what is there to do in Worcester?

I feel like you would enjoy that, though. Did you act like you weren't excited because you didn't want your cousins to think you were... Truth be told? Yeah.

Wait, how many kids, what are you talking, how many presents do you get kids? Kids have to be flooded with presents.

They had a lot, but like, I also, the board now. Three a piece? Yeah.

I don't like things. I don't want new purses. I don't want new jackets.

I get things. I like them. I use them all the time.

What do I need?

I have slept in a bus station.

It's a leather jacket. It's nice and broken in. It's perfect.

You have jackets that you've worn forever, too. I have more than one jacket.

Oh, yeah, in Los Angeles.

Freezed to death in Los Angeles. It's 67 degrees outside.

I won't like it. Oh, my God. I'll email you exactly what I want.

I'm sending him something I know I want. And when he gives it to me, I'll know I like it.

I buy my mom and dad stuff all the time, and my mom has returned 100% of the presents I've given her.

Okay. You know what?

Won't stand for it.

Won't stand for it.

I'm going to stand here, sit here, upset about it.

I'm going to sit down.

That's not Gil. Gil's cooler than you are. Gil's so much cooler than you are.

You have to have the thing, and you have to be cooler, and you can't do that.

Okay.

That's cute.

What if I said I didn't like it?

No, you haven't.