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Right, right, right, right. You know what I mean? You're not sleeping with your wife. Were you trying, though? Were you trying? No. You weren't even trying. She wasn't either, though. Neither of us. We went through COVID and just never touched. Oh, no. It was like, we're watching Walking Dead and All-American.

Right, right, right, right. You know what I mean? You're not sleeping with your wife. Were you trying, though? Were you trying? No. You weren't even trying. She wasn't either, though. Neither of us. We went through COVID and just never touched. Oh, no. It was like, we're watching Walking Dead and All-American.

That was COVID. I was watching All-American like it was a real team. Yeah. I was like, yo, how's he going to leave Beverly High for Compton?

That was COVID. I was watching All-American like it was a real team. Yeah. I was like, yo, how's he going to leave Beverly High for Compton?

That was COVID. I was watching All-American like it was a real team. Yeah. I was like, yo, how's he going to leave Beverly High for Compton?

Yeah, we've been, what, it's been five years since we separated?

Yeah, we've been, what, it's been five years since we separated?

Yeah, we've been, what, it's been five years since we separated?

When you file for divorce, you want to... This happens a lot when you want... When you got houses in two different states... So we had a house in Ohio and a house in California. So I filed for divorce in Ohio. Reason being, obviously, financially, usually it's better in Ohio. But we were registered voters in Ohio. We pay taxes in Ohio.

When you file for divorce, you want to... This happens a lot when you want... When you got houses in two different states... So we had a house in Ohio and a house in California. So I filed for divorce in Ohio. Reason being, obviously, financially, usually it's better in Ohio. But we were registered voters in Ohio. We pay taxes in Ohio.

When you file for divorce, you want to... This happens a lot when you want... When you got houses in two different states... So we had a house in Ohio and a house in California. So I filed for divorce in Ohio. Reason being, obviously, financially, usually it's better in Ohio. But we were registered voters in Ohio. We pay taxes in Ohio.

But the real reason is because if you divorce in California, you're fucked. That too, but we can't file in California because if it goes down there, then they're going to come after us for tax evasion and voter fraud. So I didn't do it out of just California. I was like, no, we are registered voters.

But the real reason is because if you divorce in California, you're fucked. That too, but we can't file in California because if it goes down there, then they're going to come after us for tax evasion and voter fraud. So I didn't do it out of just California. I was like, no, we are registered voters.

But the real reason is because if you divorce in California, you're fucked. That too, but we can't file in California because if it goes down there, then they're going to come after us for tax evasion and voter fraud. So I didn't do it out of just California. I was like, no, we are registered voters.

Before we built the house in California, I asked my accountant, I go, I don't want to pay California taxes. Can I get a house in California? He goes, why don't you spend less than half the year there? I'm on the road every year. So I'm on the road half the year. I was like, no problem. And you got to keep a residency somewhere else. Boom. Ohio. So even if you looked, it was funny.

Before we built the house in California, I asked my accountant, I go, I don't want to pay California taxes. Can I get a house in California? He goes, why don't you spend less than half the year there? I'm on the road every year. So I'm on the road half the year. I was like, no problem. And you got to keep a residency somewhere else. Boom. Ohio. So even if you looked, it was funny.

Before we built the house in California, I asked my accountant, I go, I don't want to pay California taxes. Can I get a house in California? He goes, why don't you spend less than half the year there? I'm on the road every year. So I'm on the road half the year. I was like, no problem. And you got to keep a residency somewhere else. Boom. Ohio. So even if you looked, it was funny.

If you looked at our neighborhood in California, all the license plates was Nevada, Arizona.

If you looked at our neighborhood in California, all the license plates was Nevada, Arizona.

If you looked at our neighborhood in California, all the license plates was Nevada, Arizona.