Van Lathan
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Perhaps. I understand that... particularly in fantasy properties, seeing Black characters is reassuring in a couple of different ways. One, it's reassuring because you don't want to think that you're living in a world where when white people fantasize that there are no Black people. Like that in and of itself is like odd, right?
At the same time, I don't think I'm, I don't think that I'm in a huge minority when I say sometimes I don't want to think about it. And when I'm watching Star Wars, particularly, what I want to do is think about a world where all of the handcuffs and the societal barriers that exist. All the baggage. That I don't have to consider it.
At the same time, I don't think I'm, I don't think that I'm in a huge minority when I say sometimes I don't want to think about it. And when I'm watching Star Wars, particularly, what I want to do is think about a world where all of the handcuffs and the societal barriers that exist. All the baggage. That I don't have to consider it.
At the same time, I don't think I'm, I don't think that I'm in a huge minority when I say sometimes I don't want to think about it. And when I'm watching Star Wars, particularly, what I want to do is think about a world where all of the handcuffs and the societal barriers that exist. All the baggage. That I don't have to consider it.
I understand why we have to consider it, but when I'm watching a movie, I'm really not thinking about that because I'm in another galaxy, in another world, and I'm having a good time being there.
I understand why we have to consider it, but when I'm watching a movie, I'm really not thinking about that because I'm in another galaxy, in another world, and I'm having a good time being there.
I understand why we have to consider it, but when I'm watching a movie, I'm really not thinking about that because I'm in another galaxy, in another world, and I'm having a good time being there.
Well... I actually want to use my flex category time for my hottest take, actually. Point of order. This movie is a lot.
Well... I actually want to use my flex category time for my hottest take, actually. Point of order. This movie is a lot.
Well... I actually want to use my flex category time for my hottest take, actually. Point of order. This movie is a lot.
Okay. Thank you. Okay. So this is the deal. This movie is the trilogy, not the movie, but the trilogy is a lot better if Luke and Leia mistakenly fuck in this movie. Okay. Okay. The Van Lathan did this movie to be more incestuous? If Luke and Leia mistakenly fuck in this movie, not mistakenly because they didn't want to fuck. And that's why he goes to Dagobah? And he actually banishes himself.
Okay. Thank you. Okay. So this is the deal. This movie is the trilogy, not the movie, but the trilogy is a lot better if Luke and Leia mistakenly fuck in this movie. Okay. Okay. The Van Lathan did this movie to be more incestuous? If Luke and Leia mistakenly fuck in this movie, not mistakenly because they didn't want to fuck. And that's why he goes to Dagobah? And he actually banishes himself.
Okay. Thank you. Okay. So this is the deal. This movie is the trilogy, not the movie, but the trilogy is a lot better if Luke and Leia mistakenly fuck in this movie. Okay. Okay. The Van Lathan did this movie to be more incestuous? If Luke and Leia mistakenly fuck in this movie, not mistakenly because they didn't want to fuck. And that's why he goes to Dagobah? And he actually banishes himself.
He feels it. And then think about Luke and Leia are fucking and Obi-Wan is in the back. No, Luke. Like slow motion? Like Obi-Wan knows. He's trying to tell Luke not to do it. but the dick is just too strong, the dark side of the dick. And Skywalker just wants it. He's got to have it. Leia's into it. There's a connection. They don't know what the connection is.
He feels it. And then think about Luke and Leia are fucking and Obi-Wan is in the back. No, Luke. Like slow motion? Like Obi-Wan knows. He's trying to tell Luke not to do it. but the dick is just too strong, the dark side of the dick. And Skywalker just wants it. He's got to have it. Leia's into it. There's a connection. They don't know what the connection is.
He feels it. And then think about Luke and Leia are fucking and Obi-Wan is in the back. No, Luke. Like slow motion? Like Obi-Wan knows. He's trying to tell Luke not to do it. but the dick is just too strong, the dark side of the dick. And Skywalker just wants it. He's got to have it. Leia's into it. There's a connection. They don't know what the connection is.
Of Peru or her. Luke is obviously a virgin. He's asking for permission to go to Tosche Station for power converters. Like, you're 17, just fucking go. You know what I'm saying? So if they fuck and then they have to deal with that guilt, Luke is maybe more apt to the dark side. The whole trilogy is better. A little darker if they mistakenly fuck in the Millennium Falcon.
Of Peru or her. Luke is obviously a virgin. He's asking for permission to go to Tosche Station for power converters. Like, you're 17, just fucking go. You know what I'm saying? So if they fuck and then they have to deal with that guilt, Luke is maybe more apt to the dark side. The whole trilogy is better. A little darker if they mistakenly fuck in the Millennium Falcon.
Of Peru or her. Luke is obviously a virgin. He's asking for permission to go to Tosche Station for power converters. Like, you're 17, just fucking go. You know what I'm saying? So if they fuck and then they have to deal with that guilt, Luke is maybe more apt to the dark side. The whole trilogy is better. A little darker if they mistakenly fuck in the Millennium Falcon.
I won an Oscar. I'm not such a bad pilot myself. That's one that stands out when he's mad at Han. I'm not such a bad pilot myself. Shut the fuck up, kid.