Vance DeGeneres

Well, John, it's Hollywood, and excitement is Hollywood's middle name, especially when it comes to long lines. John, I went out and put together a little piece today. Let's take a look at it. Excuse me, how long have you been waiting in this line? Just about 10 seconds. About 30 seconds. About a minute. How long are you prepared to wait?

Well, John, it's Hollywood, and excitement is Hollywood's middle name, especially when it comes to long lines. John, I went out and put together a little piece today. Let's take a look at it. Excuse me, how long have you been waiting in this line? Just about 10 seconds. About 30 seconds. About a minute. How long are you prepared to wait?

And yet another line, moving, yet certainly a line. Has it affected your family in any way? Has this affected your job in any way? You're annoyed at having to wait. Yes, yes, but we're not really waiting for anything. So, as you can clearly see, John, here in Hollywood, lines are a horse of a different color.

And yet another line, moving, yet certainly a line. Has it affected your family in any way? Has this affected your job in any way? You're annoyed at having to wait. Yes, yes, but we're not really waiting for anything. So, as you can clearly see, John, here in Hollywood, lines are a horse of a different color.

My mistake, John. I'm sorry. I thought you sent me out here to do a story on lines in general, but that makes much more sense. Excellent idea, John.

My mistake, John. I'm sorry. I thought you sent me out here to do a story on lines in general, but that makes much more sense. Excellent idea, John.

Well, John, I have to tell you, my sleeping bag has a funny smell. And last night a hobo stepped on my finger.

Well, John, I have to tell you, my sleeping bag has a funny smell. And last night a hobo stepped on my finger.

Well, John, during the day, it's pretty tame, but after midnight, it's sort of like being a kid at a circus, only without the wild animals and tents, or fun. And instead of clowns, you have crack-fueled gang members piling out of cars. Fortunately, I'm protected by line-dwelling Star Wars fanatics wielding toy lightsabers and the Force.

Well, John, during the day, it's pretty tame, but after midnight, it's sort of like being a kid at a circus, only without the wild animals and tents, or fun. And instead of clowns, you have crack-fueled gang members piling out of cars. Fortunately, I'm protected by line-dwelling Star Wars fanatics wielding toy lightsabers and the Force.

Well, speaking of the Star Wars fans, how about introducing us to some of the fans? You bet, John. We'll meet some super fans who have incredibly long, endless, minutiae-filled stories about which Rebel Alliance military insignia is coolest.

Well, speaking of the Star Wars fans, how about introducing us to some of the fans? You bet, John. We'll meet some super fans who have incredibly long, endless, minutiae-filled stories about which Rebel Alliance military insignia is coolest.

Absolutely, John. That's an excellent idea, because who else would be able to go on and on and on for days on end, acting out scenes from Star Wars and scenes they made up and songs about Star Wars they made up? Songs like, Domo Arigato, Mr. R2-D2.

Absolutely, John. That's an excellent idea, because who else would be able to go on and on and on for days on end, acting out scenes from Star Wars and scenes they made up and songs about Star Wars they made up? Songs like, Domo Arigato, Mr. R2-D2.

I ran out of food and water, so I traded my suit for some Fresca. I hope it's Fresca. Did you know you can cook a roach with a single match?

I ran out of food and water, so I traded my suit for some Fresca. I hope it's Fresca. Did you know you can cook a roach with a single match?

I like movies, but not sad ones. Did you know you can turn an ordinary egg carton into a handy portable latrine and it takes over six minutes for 3,752 ants to walk just six feet?

I like movies, but not sad ones. Did you know you can turn an ordinary egg carton into a handy portable latrine and it takes over six minutes for 3,752 ants to walk just six feet?

Maybe.

Maybe.