Vanilla Mace

Okay.

Oh, right.

Oh, this is new.

And when he like, he's like doing all that, then he turns around and he looks at me.

And then he said, he said, are you afraid of heights or something like that?

I think it was supposed to be a joke.

And I go, no, not, not particularly.

And then he bends down, grabs me around both legs and,

stands back up, twists me like the arms of a clock bitch.

When I tell you I'm upside down, upside down my legs like this.

And listen, as a big girl, the fear I feel being picked up.

Like as a big girl.

The last thing I need is for you to try and be like, you know what I mean?

If I hear that, I'm going to die.

on my birthday of all days like he flips me around and then he's like holding like at this point we're like 69ing yeah he's holding me and he's like and the worst part is he's holding me like this and he starts going like this like why would you do that to me

To me, of all people, you would really.

I'm literally sweating reliving it.

And I'm looking between his legs at everyone else going.

And at one point when he spun around, while he's still holding me in the 69 position, he spun around.

And then at that point he was facing the other way.