Vanilla Mace

Yeah.

I was like I was in retirement for like quite some time.

with the baking because it was like a COVID hobby.

And then a few years ago, I had told one of the girls that I danced with at the club that I baked.

And then she called me randomly one day.

She's like, send me your baking Instagram.

I'm like, I don't even use it.

Like, whatever.

and so i sent it to her and then i got a dm from someone and she was like hey like i need a um i need a cake from you like your friend told me like um because there are mutuals and she was like yeah i need a cake for um the turnstile like grammy after party and turnstile was like my favorite band i was like oh t i woke up like literally sleeper agent i was like

i love that okay uh this one says your dad had a giant collection of dvds yeah hundreds yeah he does he just he's a big collector he's like and he likes a trinket as well like he likes a little like fun little trinket as well so that's where i get it from yeah so

um but he has a lot of fucking dvds yeah he just he loves movies he's seen like every movie ever that's ever existed like he literally has seen like every movie ever ever in the history of time ever like ever ever ever like like sometimes i would come home and he's watching like black and white film like what the fuck like what is it like literally i'm like how did you even get like just some of these movies that i'm just like where is this and it's not even like a black and white film that like looks like it had a budget i'm like this is like i don't even know like this is like

And there's been times where I've seen movies like, and again, if it was like years ago, but I don't even fucking remember.

So I'm like, yeah, I saw the movie, but at what cost?

Like, I don't fucking remember.

Clearly it wasn't memorable.

Yeah.

I have a good one.

Oh, yeah.

What the fuck is it called?

It's literally on my letterbox because I hated it so bad.