Vanilla Mace

I've heard that for years.

So now I'm like, you guys are starting to make me think I'm boof ass ugly.

Get used to it.

I'm like, wait.

you know whatever yeah you're right you're right i fucking love your haircut but i even recently i i got that when i was hosting i was at the grove right and i was like uh i hosted something with my friend dylan mulvaney and then after i finished i was walking around and this lady came up to me she's like i fucking love you she's like an older white woman

fucking love you love yourself walks away and then my fiance goes that lady was at the talk thing and i go oh was she she was like in the audience he goes no she walked by while you were talking on the mic and she like they like roped it off so she was outside the rope right behind my fiance and she goes oh i know that girl that girl's on tiktok she like makes fun of men i love her and then while she's watching she goes man she looks better in person

And then she walks away.

Like, will it ever end?

No, and when he tells me, I go, I wasn't even there and I got hit.

Oh, like they look at your shoes first?

And I got a kick to it.

That was a little kick to it.

You know what's funny?

Years ago, like, when I was still working 9 to 5.

Mm-hmm.

I got called in to do a Jubilee video.

They asked for whatever.

I sent something in.

They asked me to come.

And my sister went with me.