Vanilla Mace

I posted a video not too long ago about there's this woman at my gym and she...

Every time she sees me, this is like the fourth time that she's done it.

She's like, I know you probably hate your hair.

I know you probably hate it, but I love it.

She's like, no, I think it is so cute.

It is so cute.

I know you really probably hate it.

I'm like, wait, I'm actually, this is like, I want my hair to look like this.

uh and i'm like oh you're i've actually never felt more confident about yeah i'm like actually wait i really like you right now i'm like wait should i shave it off again like i don't know so i'm like oh you hate your hair this is like i'm not this is like the third or fourth time she's done this like i see her like multiple times like the first time it was like your hair is so cute your little curls and then it like progressively got like more and more like like now i feel like she's gonna be like your hair i know you cannot fucking stand

it like i feel like it's just gonna get worse every time i see this woman so here she comes ugly haircut girl i'm like what what did i do but it's it's like and i don't even know how to respond in that moment because she's so she's genuinely so nice like i really don't think she realizes like meaning to be rude you know what girl yeah i love my fuck ass haircut i guess you know whatever yeah you're right you're right i fucking love your haircut thank you

I even recently, I, I got that when I was hosting, I was at the Grove, right? And I was like, uh, I hosted something with my friend Dylan Mulvaney. And then after I finished, I was walking around and this lady came up to me. She's like, I fucking love you. She's like an older white woman. Fucking love you. Love yourself. Walks away. And then my fiance goes, that lady was at the talk thing.

I even recently, I, I got that when I was hosting, I was at the Grove, right? And I was like, uh, I hosted something with my friend Dylan Mulvaney. And then after I finished, I was walking around and this lady came up to me. She's like, I fucking love you. She's like an older white woman. Fucking love you. Love yourself. Walks away. And then my fiance goes, that lady was at the talk thing.

And I go, Oh, what's she? She was like in the audience. He goes, no, she walked by while you were talking on the mic and And she like, they like roped it off. So she was outside the rope right behind my fiance. And she goes, oh, I know that girl. That girl's on TikTok. She like makes fun of men. I love her. And then while she's watching, she goes, man, she looks better in person.

And I go, Oh, what's she? She was like in the audience. He goes, no, she walked by while you were talking on the mic and And she like, they like roped it off. So she was outside the rope right behind my fiance. And she goes, oh, I know that girl. That girl's on TikTok. She like makes fun of men. I love her. And then while she's watching, she goes, man, she looks better in person.

And then she walks away. Like, will it ever end? No. And I, when he tells me, I go, I wasn't even there. And I got hit.

And then she walks away. Like, will it ever end? No. And I, when he tells me, I go, I wasn't even there. And I got hit.

Like, she fucking hit me and I wasn't even there.

Like, literally.

Like, behind the, like, take me out in the back of the barn behind the head.

Like, oh, my God.