Vanilla Mace

they're like they're like seven or eight weeks old they're like babies he's like they should be in here he's like they're probably here somewhere so i'm like okay you think they would like be in a contained space with a mother or something i don't know so i'm like hey you know i'm not gonna tell you how to like raise your cats whatever so i'm like okay so he like goes in like a completely different room i'm just i'm in the kitchen at this point i'm standing in the kitchen and i see a cat

walk out but it was very it was the mom it was not one of the babies i was like okay well there's the mom i think and then like two seconds later a little baby like starts meowing and walks out from behind the fridge and i was like oh wait there's one in here i was like wait here's one and then they like came back and they were like oh yeah you have that one i was like okay i was like

I really wanted a girl cat too.

Cause I grew up with boy cats and I was like, I want a girl cat.

Like, you know, I wanted, I need a daughter.

So I was just like, Oh, is it a boy or a girl?

And then they picked her up and they were like, I think it's a girl.

I was just like, okay, sure.

Easy works for me.

And, um, so I took her home and she's been like literally the best.

She's like literally the best cat ever.

And, um, she's such an angel.

Yeah. I can't say the same about me.

Yeah. I can't say the same about me.

Yeah.

I can't say the same about me.

So yeah, I'm like, I can't really say it.

No, I'm kidding.

Love him.

But he is.