Vaughn
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You know the hole in the sand and you want to avoid getting in that sand bunker.
But if it's crap weather, Vaughan, it's just going to be raining, but you'll be on the sand in a golf course, not the sand of a beach.
Right, but if there is a fine spell, but you don't live anywhere near the beach.
Okay, yeah, but you could get a golf ball on the head.
Yeah, but you could get a seagull in the face at the beach.
I'd take a seagull over a golf ball.
Would you?
I think so.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think so.
Well, okay, at your own risk, I'll say that.
Lime scooter to the local golf course, but just leave the helmet on.
I saw a lime scooter helmet on the motorway the other day.
Someone had hoffed it off the overbridge.
Hoffed it?
That's so dangerous.
Hiffed it, I think is what you mean.
No, because it's not a hiff.
It's a soft hiff.
Hoffed.