Vic Harris
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Can we quickly... Should we go into the shop and ask for a cup of Twinings?
Can I just get a cup of tea?
Can I get some Ovaltine?
For an English breakfast?
And see what they say.
I've got a funny... Oh, okay.
Please, can we clip that?
I went to the comedy the other week with Flower Man and he was like, let's sit in the front row.
And I was like, absolutely not.
Like, no, no, no, no.
So sat in the second row and I was like, oh, thank goodness.
And then the lady was going around and like asking everyone their names and, you know, getting the crowd involved.
And anyway, one of the jokes was that she said was something about a hymen.
The thing that breaks when you have sex.
Yeah, she was talking about some sex.
Anyway, and then so Flower Man turns to me and he goes, what's a hymen?
And I was genuinely like, is this for real?
I was like, oh, my goodness.