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Viking Barbie

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434 total appearances

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Dumb Blonde
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This was over in fountain Valley in orange County. And, um, They were like, get out of the car. And we're like, oh, we're not doing anything. We're just counting money. We're dancers. And he goes, well, we're the strippers. There's narcotics. And I was like, how offensive.

Dumb Blonde
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This was over in fountain Valley in orange County. And, um, They were like, get out of the car. And we're like, oh, we're not doing anything. We're just counting money. We're dancers. And he goes, well, we're the strippers. There's narcotics. And I was like, how offensive.

Dumb Blonde
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Yeah. So my poor friend and her friend who drove us, who was a preschool teacher that we were paying.

Dumb Blonde
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Yeah. So my poor friend and her friend who drove us, who was a preschool teacher that we were paying.

Dumb Blonde
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nice though like and neither of them had drugs on them they weren't like there for that you know meanwhile I had like heroin and coke on me and like I just bought like like a really nice like brand-new like 40 sack a black tar you know what I mean like it was all shiny and new you know I didn't even get a dip into it you know and like the cops started looking and usually I had it my bra he didn't even look him like our bras but for some reason I

Dumb Blonde
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nice though like and neither of them had drugs on them they weren't like there for that you know meanwhile I had like heroin and coke on me and like I just bought like like a really nice like brand-new like 40 sack a black tar you know what I mean like it was all shiny and new you know I didn't even get a dip into it you know and like the cops started looking and usually I had it my bra he didn't even look him like our bras but for some reason I

Dumb Blonde
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you know it's like that universe thing like it happened to be and i was like it's fine he's not gonna look in this spot and it was like i would have never done that and he found it of course oh no yeah so that was a whole fucking it was the worst because what did you get charged what were the charges

Dumb Blonde
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you know it's like that universe thing like it happened to be and i was like it's fine he's not gonna look in this spot and it was like i would have never done that and he found it of course oh no yeah so that was a whole fucking it was the worst because what did you get charged what were the charges

Dumb Blonde
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um possession of large usable amounts of um narcotics heroin and cocaine or whatever the judge said when i was partially deaf when he said it yeah my i had like all the fluid coming out of my lungs into my ears in court i couldn't hear anything um so yeah went to jail that night my friend took my money to my boyfriend at the time she's like dude

Dumb Blonde
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um possession of large usable amounts of um narcotics heroin and cocaine or whatever the judge said when i was partially deaf when he said it yeah my i had like all the fluid coming out of my lungs into my ears in court i couldn't hear anything um so yeah went to jail that night my friend took my money to my boyfriend at the time she's like dude

Dumb Blonde
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she's like it was the weirdest thing she's like I went to go drop your money off and I hadn't seen you guys in a while and stuff he was being so weird like and like the whole thing came out like she didn't even know I was doing heroin and she's like I always just thought you had really dirty fingers and I couldn't figure out why oh no

Dumb Blonde
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she's like it was the weirdest thing she's like I went to go drop your money off and I hadn't seen you guys in a while and stuff he was being so weird like and like the whole thing came out like she didn't even know I was doing heroin and she's like I always just thought you had really dirty fingers and I couldn't figure out why oh no

Dumb Blonde
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you know like it's like there's just so many things and then she was fucking pissed because you know i'd been lying to her and then like he was acting crazy she said it was like the because he needed the drugs and i had them on me or whatever um but yeah oh he was jonesing yeah damn and then my mom came and got him and she took him off she's like you're going to rehab like kind of thing and he was like he's a cancer he was like okay

Dumb Blonde
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you know like it's like there's just so many things and then she was fucking pissed because you know i'd been lying to her and then like he was acting crazy she said it was like the because he needed the drugs and i had them on me or whatever um but yeah oh he was jonesing yeah damn and then my mom came and got him and she took him off she's like you're going to rehab like kind of thing and he was like he's a cancer he was like okay

Dumb Blonde
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Like he didn't even like really fight it. Um, she strip searched him, my mom, and he's a full grown man. And he was like, okay. And she's like, let me see the shoes. And he was like, fuck, there's like shit in his shoes. Um, so like when I was getting out of jail, she was like, well, I took your boyfriend off to rehab. So we're, we got to find you a place. And I had no intention of getting sober.

Dumb Blonde
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Like he didn't even like really fight it. Um, she strip searched him, my mom, and he's a full grown man. And he was like, okay. And she's like, let me see the shoes. And he was like, fuck, there's like shit in his shoes. Um, so like when I was getting out of jail, she was like, well, I took your boyfriend off to rehab. So we're, we got to find you a place. And I had no intention of getting sober.

Dumb Blonde
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I was like, I am not fucking getting sober. Like, I just want to like get high again, even though I've been kicking for days in jail. And it was like they arrested me before the weekend. It was a three day weekend. I didn't even like it was literally like five days.

Dumb Blonde
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I was like, I am not fucking getting sober. Like, I just want to like get high again, even though I've been kicking for days in jail. And it was like they arrested me before the weekend. It was a three day weekend. I didn't even like it was literally like five days.

Dumb Blonde
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and it was what was that like horrible it was the worst experience like the worst detox like the moment i got in there there were girls in there that had actually you know they're drug addicts too or whatever they've been through it like oh what are you kicking and i'm like heroin she's like oh okay and she's like smoking or shooting and i was like smoking and she's like oh you're fucked and i was like what do you mean she's like it's way worse detox so it gets in your bones it gets in your lungs it gets everywhere she's like you're then shooting shooting's way cleaner

Dumb Blonde
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and it was what was that like horrible it was the worst experience like the worst detox like the moment i got in there there were girls in there that had actually you know they're drug addicts too or whatever they've been through it like oh what are you kicking and i'm like heroin she's like oh okay and she's like smoking or shooting and i was like smoking and she's like oh you're fucked and i was like what do you mean she's like it's way worse detox so it gets in your bones it gets in your lungs it gets everywhere she's like you're then shooting shooting's way cleaner