Vince H

I got prime rib.

I got sausage.

You want to see it?

Oh, so they threw that back in there too.

It worked so good back in the fucking 20s for the Soviets.

Why not?

I mean, they're commies, so.

No, because the problem is, if there's a famine in Oregon, all the fucking hipster, all the fucking commies and hipsters will be like, oh, well, they just didn't do it right.

No, no, no, like all the ones outside of Oregon.

We'll just be like, oh, they just didn't do it right in Oregon.

We're going to do it right this time.

Okay, I just scrolled down this whole law to the part where it talks about bestiality, and I am, like, sorry that I did.

So we're not.

I just want to interrupt and say that Hot Meat Trucker is definitely my favorite current show title.

I mean, I'm reading their FAQ, and they just say that ranchers will no longer have a reason to raise bovines.

What the fuck?

You just don't have a reason to anymore, bro.

All they say here is that we have plenty of food.

All I have to say on this, too, is that I looked at the people.

I'm not going to share their photos.