Vince Vaughn

No, I don't take a phone call from the president saying let him go.

No, the president cannot pardon you.

I'll say it again.

The president cannot pardon you.

And yes,

I will put you in handcuffs, and I will put you in a courtroom, and if necessary, I will put you in a jail cell.

If you decide to make the terrazzo floor of this airport anything like what you did in the streets of Minneapolis, which involved the criminal homicide of unarmed, innocent people, we are not having that here.

Let me go back.

To all ICE agents who are going to keep their oath, who are going to follow the law and uphold the Constitution of the United States, thank you for keeping your oath.

To any agent who might think about doing it an illegal way, I'll be seeing you in court, and you're not going to like it.

Don't worry, Trump's got a whole new generation of thinkers lined up, including his newly confirmed Secretary of Homeland Security, Mark Wayne, Chuck Mike, Bruce Dave Mullen.

Maybe Mellon's better.

He is the now former senator of Oklahoma.

Before he was elected to the Senate, Mark Wayne Mullen was a low-level MMA fighter and a plumber.

That's right.

We have a plumber protecting us from terrorism now.

It worked for Super Mario.

Why not Mark Wayne?

But honestly, I mean...

If Trump is going to keep picking these unqualified people to run the department, why not have more fun with them?