Virgie Tover

Can you cut me half of half of that? A cake-related fatphobic incident or CRFI is that moment when it's time to eat delicious cake and it's interrupted by a moralizing impulse.

Inevitably, there's always someone at the party who has to declare publicly that their slice is too large and that the person who's cutting the cake, almost invariably a woman, must do some disproportionate amount of labor in order to accommodate their need to feel superior. Let's take a look. Can you do a little bit?

Inevitably, there's always someone at the party who has to declare publicly that their slice is too large and that the person who's cutting the cake, almost invariably a woman, must do some disproportionate amount of labor in order to accommodate their need to feel superior. Let's take a look. Can you do a little bit?

Inevitably, there's always someone at the party who has to declare publicly that their slice is too large and that the person who's cutting the cake, almost invariably a woman, must do some disproportionate amount of labor in order to accommodate their need to feel superior. Let's take a look. Can you do a little bit?

Sometimes you are wrong in life. And I thought that there was no 24-hour sun. In fact, I was pretty sure of it. But I respect Will Duffy for being a stand-up guy, at least in the way that he kept saying it was true. I kept saying it wasn't. He said, do you want to go? I'll take you. And he brought me here. And it's a fact. The sun does circle you in the south. So what does that mean?

Sometimes you are wrong in life. And I thought that there was no 24-hour sun. In fact, I was pretty sure of it. But I respect Will Duffy for being a stand-up guy, at least in the way that he kept saying it was true. I kept saying it wasn't. He said, do you want to go? I'll take you. And he brought me here. And it's a fact. The sun does circle you in the south. So what does that mean?

Sometimes you are wrong in life. And I thought that there was no 24-hour sun. In fact, I was pretty sure of it. But I respect Will Duffy for being a stand-up guy, at least in the way that he kept saying it was true. I kept saying it wasn't. He said, do you want to go? I'll take you. And he brought me here. And it's a fact. The sun does circle you in the south. So what does that mean?

You guys are going to have to figure that out yourself. Don't listen to my beliefs or my opinion. It shouldn't matter to you. But at least you should be able to accept... uh that the sun does exactly what these guys said as far as circles the southern continent so that's about it i i realized that um I'll be called a shill for just saying that. And you know what?

You guys are going to have to figure that out yourself. Don't listen to my beliefs or my opinion. It shouldn't matter to you. But at least you should be able to accept... uh that the sun does exactly what these guys said as far as circles the southern continent so that's about it i i realized that um I'll be called a shill for just saying that. And you know what?

You guys are going to have to figure that out yourself. Don't listen to my beliefs or my opinion. It shouldn't matter to you. But at least you should be able to accept... uh that the sun does exactly what these guys said as far as circles the southern continent so that's about it i i realized that um I'll be called a shill for just saying that. And you know what?

If you're a shill for being honest, so be it. I honestly believe there was no 24 hour sun. I honestly now believe there is. It seems like the moon does circle here as well. So you start thinking about that as well. It doesn't mean that a map is over. Flat Earth is over. Maybe somebody's got the answer. I don't have that answer right now. So I just want to say thanks again. Appreciate it.

If you're a shill for being honest, so be it. I honestly believe there was no 24 hour sun. I honestly now believe there is. It seems like the moon does circle here as well. So you start thinking about that as well. It doesn't mean that a map is over. Flat Earth is over. Maybe somebody's got the answer. I don't have that answer right now. So I just want to say thanks again. Appreciate it.

If you're a shill for being honest, so be it. I honestly believe there was no 24 hour sun. I honestly now believe there is. It seems like the moon does circle here as well. So you start thinking about that as well. It doesn't mean that a map is over. Flat Earth is over. Maybe somebody's got the answer. I don't have that answer right now. So I just want to say thanks again. Appreciate it.