Virgie

As in ganun. Alam mo yung, I am 20 years old, fresh grad. Hiyang-hiya ako sa sarili ko. Tapos sabi ko dun sa kaklase ko, na office mate ko, sabi ko, I don't wanna do this again. Parang,

I don't wanna do this anymore. I don't wanna be the reason why. So may mga favors na sometimes it's out of the job description. Correct. And yeah, napuno na rin. And then, nung kinausap ko yung boss ko, sabi ko, parang hindi ako pang ano, pang publish eh. Parang, I choose me. So umalis na ako. Wait, yung socialite na to.

kilala siya. Okay. Yeah, kilala siya. Okay. Very, very kilala. Wow. I won't mention the name. I mean, later, kwento mo sa'yo. Yeah, I won't mention the name kasi, syempre, nung content creator na ako, nung medyo ano na, Chami-chami na. Chami-chami na. Love it. It's giving two-faced bitch. Okay.

Yeah, pero bumait naman siya. For now. For now. Pero I think ito talaga mga boss, I think it's all about compatibility talaga at the end of the day. And honestly, in terms of compatibility, naniniwala po talaga ako sa mga zodiac signs. Okay? Talaga, na compatibility. Oo, like kunyari, for some reason, ako Aries ako, I work well with a lot of mga Sag and apparently mga Pisces.

O yan, naniwan talaga ako doon. Promise. Pag same element kasi, talagang you drive. Correct. Ang nakakatawa sa ating dalawa, ako yung first sign, ikaw yung last. Oo, correct. It's giving spectrum. Yeah, spectrum. It's giving kubaw ilalim, kubaw ilalim. No, it's giving taft and I am Roosevelt. I love it. I love it. It's giving colonialism. Correct. Ika, ano mga usual na compatible mo na zodiac signs?

Siyempre, all water signs, okay kami. Correct. Sa Scorpio and Cancer, okay kami. Pero for me, ang pinaka-bitch na water sign, Scorpio. My mama sa Scorpio, I know her very well. I guess that makes you a son of a bitch. I know.

Pero I love water sign. Drive kami. Fire sign, yes. Kasi Aris muna ko. Ah, doon tayo nagkapareho. At saka ang partner ko, Leo. So familiar ka sa kaapuyan. Pero parang knowing me, ayoko ng conflict eh.

Actually, ayaw mo ng conflict. Oo. Ayaw mo ng conflict. Ayaw ko ng away. Ayaw ko ng ill. Ayaw mo ng putek. No. I'm giving reference to Miss Maricel Soriano. Oo. Correct. May sinabi siyang line noon dati. Ayaw ko ng masikep. Ayaw ko ng maputek. Ano bang movie yun?

Ayun, dadalhin kita sa aking palasyo. Ay, na-discuss na natin yun. Makasabi naman, magiging regine moment na naman to. O sige, rejuve na lang. O, rejuve na lang. Okay. First of all, talking about Lason. Lason. Ano yung mga alak

na favorite mong inumin. Tapos yung pag ininom mo, yung parang, oh my God, tipsy na ako agad. Ako yung mga gin-based drinks talaga. Also, sobrang bilis kong malasing. I'm not sure if you know this, we just had our live show a few days ago. Nanotice ko yan. Girl, yung second set natin, mukha akong bagong tuling nota, nangangamatis yung itsura ko. Girl, pulang-pula ka. Sobra. It's giving Pons vitamin B3. It's giving Rejuve.

It's giving kojic. Correct. Grabe. Kasi ikaw eh, pinagdagdagan mo yung drink mo. Hindi, kasi sabi ko talaga, tapangan ninyo. Correct. Para lumabas yung kulit. Salamat sa Johnny Walker blonde na nagpalasing sa amin noon. Correct. Salamat Johnny Walker. Hindi naman lasing, drinking responsibly pa rin. Pero girl, namumulat talaga ako noon. May konting tipsiness nandun siya. Tipsiness is next to loveliness.

Si Ms. Alma Moreno, may nakita kong ad niya during the 90s. Para siyang si Rubina ni Angelica Pangalipan. First of all, may langaw. Langaw, hello. It's giving fruit. Ano bang English yung langaw? Fly. Fly. Ayayay. Giving butterfly. Correct. Yung langaw, feeling ko, hindi ko alam kung it's a sign na may mabaho sa ating dalawa. Correct. Or baka it's a sign na dapat ata

Yup, the fly is still there. I think the fly is a friend of the pod. The fly is a friend of the pod. The dragonfly, the butterfly. And of course, the fruit fly. Which I guess is just a street term for budding. Because gay people are sometimes referred to as fruits. And because gay people have wings, because they are butterflies, a fruit fly is a homosexual. The fruit fly is the bastion of spreading diseases.

I love it. It always goes back to a medically problematic reference. Correct. And it's always giving cancer. Charing lang. The zodiac sign. The zodiac sign cancer. The water sign. Correct. Si Isa Villaverde, ang friend of the pod, ay sa cancer. Yeah, Miss Isa Villaverde, wherever you are. Wherever you are, we will see you soon. Yeah. It's giving Yamaha Mio for Miss Isa Villaverde.

Wait. Tapos na tayo sa langaw. Tapos na tayo sa corporate life. Pa-reverse tayo. Bumalik naman tayo sa college life naman. Yung college life... Org life. Anong mga orgs mo?

Marami akong sinalihang org nung college ako. Pero ang pinaka-favorite kong org, student council. Nag-student council ako nung college, two terms. It's giving Mayor Joy the early years. It's giving studios and bida-bida nung college. It's giving SK. SK that stands for? Sobrang kabadingan. And sobrang kabaklaan.

First of all, I wanna know, what is the differentiation of kabaklaan and kabadingan? Dama yan. I think ang kabaklaan is medyo like, you really are proud of it. As a fire sign. Feeling ko, ang kabaklaan is a fire sign. Ang kabadingan is a water sign. Yung parang, eh, gano'n lang. Oo.

Feeling ko ang kabaklaan, I agree. Kabaklaan is celebrating that you're gay and happy. Correct. But kabadingan is you're celebrating that you're gay and chill. Kumbaga, ang iced americano is kabadingan, ang cold brew is kabaklaan. Correct. Ganon. Ang Silvanas, kabadingan. Ang Sans Rival, kabaklaan.

Spanish latte, kabaklaan. Vietnamese latte, kabadingan. Correct. Asukal, kabadingan. Condensed milk, kabaklaan. Or brown sugar, kabaklaan. Mascovado, kabadingan. Correct.

Or in this case, makoy, doves, kabadingan, baus, rufo, kabaklaan. Ganon. Sana klaro po sa inyo. Sana klaro po sa inyo. Huwag niyo pong gawing derigatory term. Correct. You can be both. You can be one thing for today, you can be another thing the other day, and you can be a fruit fly on the weekends.