Virgie

Chinese garter. Chinese garter talaga. I mean, sa mga earlier episodes talaga natin, diba, na-mention natin yun. Pero ako, ang favorite ko sa Chinese garter, yung tinikling part na. Yeah. Yung ano na, second era, yung ganun, no? Talagang kita, kaya parang, dahil yun yung favorite ko nung bata ko, like, confirm na confirm, isa kong magaslaw na bading na makulit. Alam mo, pag nakikita ko yung mga pinsan ko no, na pagka yung second station ng Chinese garter, talagang sa loob-loob ko, tung.

Inanito, galing o. Purik. Kumaganon yung ganon yan o. I guess kaya ako gusto yung tinikinig kasi may rhythm siya yung ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten. Sige, gawa natin yung rhythm ha. One, two, three, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten

All I do is rain. All I hear is, and, Falling on the rooftop. Oh baby, tell me why'd you have to go? Cause this pain, I fear it won't go away. And, oh my God, alam mo yung officially missing yun, yung 2003. Mayroon akong crush na crush na. So, first year high school ako nun. Tapos, mama, this was the bop. Like, kids, you do not understand. This was the opalite.

Correct. During that time. Tapos meron akong crush na fourth year na talagang feel na feel ko. Kasi laki niya ako kilala. Pero like, crush na crush po siya talagang two years full of tears. Alam mo, lahat tayo mga naging first year, nagkaroon talaga tayo ng crush na fourth year. Oo, iba talaga, girls. Oh my God, naalala ko pa. So, nung grade six kasi ako, so, nagkaroon ako ng identity crisis nung grade six ako. In the sense, nagkagusto ko sa babae nung grade six ako. Di ba usually parang you're gay face, you have a gay face, ako kaya hetero face. Oo.

So anyway, so grade 6, nakalala ko, like straight ako, meron akong crush na babae, ganyan, ganyan, ganyan. Pagdating ko na high school girl, first day sa Rizal Science, nakita ko yung mga fourthies, sabi ko, puta, hindi, bakla talaga ako. E, grabe. Alam mo, lahat tayo may ganyang moment. Pero feeling ko, intramurals po talaga. Oh my God. Ang bastion of opening the sexuality. Correct. Pag nakita mo na yung upper class men, na like, okay.

Niyap na tipong, oh my God, siguro magiging professional basketball player too soon and then they don't end up being one. Pero, girl, ako nun dati, meron akong, nung grade 6 ako, may naging crush ako na second year high school. Ah.

Syempre lalaki, no? Hindi kasi as early as grade 2, alam kong bakla na ako. Alam ko na talaga. So anyway, yung second year high school na guy, ano siya? Children of Mary siya. Kasi Catholic school eh, sa Liceo de San Pedro. And then...

Siya yung guard ng horror book. Ay, so ikaw takot-takotan. Hindi, sige. Okay lang. Kulongyo lang ako. Oh my God. Alam mo, yun. Tapos nagkaroon pa ako ng nagkaroon ako ng face pa nung high school na because marami akong mga barkada na girls, no? Na medyo maganda sila. Yung Sabihin ko ba ito? Sabihin ko ba ito?

Yung mga, yung mga pogi na upperclassmen, like, yung, ako yung tulay. Tapos parang ako, I guess forever lang ako magiging tulay. Kasi ako siya lang yung babae. My God. But like, the thought of me, like, being attracted to a straight guy, I mean, ngayon, parang medyo hindi, parang hindi ko nagagawin yun. Pero dati talaga, kapag yun o, repress ka na sa probinsya ka. Correct. Oo.

Alam mo talaga, nakakamiss yung high school life noon. Alam mo, ang namimiss ko din sa high school life, yung pag meron kaming film viewing. Uso kasi noon dati yung mga film viewing noon time namin. So manonood kami ng mga videos ng pro-production. Sometimes also yung mga siniskwela ng mga old chem. Pero bahol nilang malaman na bakla ka kasi hindi pa tayo ready. So that time, ang theme song lang natin noon ay...

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