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That's pretty. If you see her and then his wife is like, what you doing here? She must be licking ass or some shit like that. It got to be something more.

Damn. So you letting other men do the wrist for you?

Nah, you can't be getting cucked out. You gotta just put on beats. That's it. Future type beats.

This comes from the guy who has Seinfeld playing in the background.

Getting your dick sucked to Seinfeld? I mean, I ain't catching a *** case, so I catch some girls.

We be having subway surfers here?

Yeah, I thought they have a skeleton, like, where it needs to start, where it needs to end. They'll do one run-through, and then they do another run-through where it's like, ah, riff as much as you want.

But I don't even see a difference. But you wouldn't lick it or anything?

I remember the first time a girl asked me to do that to her, and I hucked to it.

It's got to be what's already in there. But Champ kept going.

She told me a couple days later, she was like, when I do that, this is the way it's supposed to be. She taught you how to spin the girls now?

It is crazy that Charlemagne got a full Brazilian whacked before Valentine's Day.

You said you got waxed. I don't know what you're talking about. No, no, no. I never got waxed. I never got waxed. I just do the, you know, little shave. You can't do too much of a shave, though. Yeah, just a buzz cut. Keep it, you know. But down there, too?

No, if it's on one, it's fine. You don't gotta... What the fuck are you looking at? It feels weird somewhere in your butt. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

When you're in the shower and you're washing your asshole, you ain't spreading a cheek to get inside? So it's the same shit. Well, you got a dirty ass asshole.

That's just what I'm going with.

Yeah, same. Yeah. I inquired. Oh, you did? Yeah, I was like, yo, you good with everything? She's like, yeah, I should be good. If she wasn't good, what could you do? Find a new clean house.

I don't think flagrant pops up on my cleaner lady's feed. I don't think that algorithm.

You asking me if you got to clean a dirty shit? His wife acts her.

There's no way. Like, they never give up that much info. Yeah. She wants to know how dirty you are when she's not around.

No, it was the same thing with migrant crime. Yes. Because that was the big story, so they were reporting every single time. Here's what I'm saying.

You want to finish the sentence?

Gay?

He said the flight was flaming.

What did he say? He was just saying, like... If you want to start cutting places, there's a lot of easier targets to cut.

But they might bang us on YouTube. I guess.

Just like, Hey, we can cut Pentagon defense spending. We can love all this.

But that's how he's done with every company.

But that's why they got him for it. They're like, hey, you got to start treating the government like a company. Which I don't disagree with in principle at all. I do, because it's like these are government agencies that were put there to fix a problem. It wasn't like, hey, this is just a profitable thing that we just have to. Our only concern is making profit.

And I look at that as like, yo, who the fuck are you? I have people that I report to, heads of my agency. They're the ones that I answer to. I'm not answering to some motherfucker who just was granted this power. And unconstitutionally, and now I have to just, I have to prove my worth to this guy? Fuck it.

Yeah, she's listening in live now.

pretty much going to every department and just firing everyone that's on probation. Because those are the ones you can get away with firing because they're not, you know, their job isn't actually finalized yet. Got it. And it's like, even that, it's like, all right, so now all this young crop of people who are probably qualified because if they got hired in the first place, now you're just...

getting rid of all that and now you're going to have just a bunch of old people who've been doing it the old way all this time it's like where's the change like you're going to just have the same thing going on and i don't know that that's necessarily true because usually what they do is they fire the old people because they make way more money yeah but they're firing all the people on probation but why would the young people be on probation to clarify i

I just wish they... Because I like the fact that somebody from outside is coming in to make these changes. Agreed. Because I don't think people from within... We can't ask you, hey, how can we take money away from you and how can we fire your people? They're not going to.

Exactly. But I think they should work alongside. So you have Elon working alongside with some of these department heads and things like that. And now it's like, okay, he's like, what does this department do? What is this money for? You have to do a bit more surgical cuts than the way that they're doing it right now.

Because you saw they fired people that were in charge of fucking the nuclear warheads and shit like that, had to hire them back. And that could have been a crazy mistake.

Yeah, but we just don't know how much other countries are targeting that thing. Say if there's one person who's cybersecurity protecting other countries from accessing our nukes, and now we were just with no security there for a day or two. And that was the one time, boom, they got in.

You're giving them more credit than I think they deserve. I think a lot of them don't realize they're being manipulated.

Yo, how do you feel about the Nazi salutes? Because now those are... Who Bannon threw one up. Yeah. But he's just a fucking. But like now, does that put any credence on what Elon did or because clearly what Bannon did was intentional. Like, you can't say that was.

But you don't think they also see the rise of white supremacy and they're like, yo, we gone.

The vast majority probably. All groups start small and then they keep going.

So it's like, that's the shit.

people to get comfortable with that.

But then how come you're at this conservative convention and no one is... We don't know if no one's pushing back.

I don't see Fox News saying, oh, that was so wrong of him doing that.

Yeah, like Trump should be coming out, yo, I don't agree with that.

This is Steve Bannon at CPAC.

To make two bills. So he's seeping. He's getting some returns. Oh, no, 100%.

And it does suck because I really used to be an Elon guy. I'm still an Elon guy. I'm like, with everything he's been doing lately, it's hard for him.

You know what I mean?

I'm not throwing it on my truck. Are you afraid your shit's going to get vandalized? Have you seen that? Yo, I had a dude throw a fucking snowball at the car. That's not bad at all.

But that's going to come with it. That's what I'm saying. I think the car being a Cybertruck had something to do with the reason why they did.

I think they're throwing the snowball because it's Elon.

I think it's like, I agree with you, but I think it's also important to point out shit while it's happening.

Because like, if you just stay quiet and just let them do it, and then it might hit that point where it's, you know. That's its own check and balance. Y'all saying things.

But if it's the way they talk, it's like, you might as well listen to what I say, you're out of here.

I agree with you wholeheartedly, but then when you have the top-down person saying, if you don't do what the fuck I say, wait till midterms, you're out of here, or you're getting fired. They're creating the climate where it's like, I don't want any talk back, and I don't want anybody doing anything I don't say.

They can just fund having somebody run against you and kick you to fuck out.

Like, why would they not fund them already? But it's so I think every elected official should speak for their constituents. It shouldn't be, hey, you just have to follow what daddy says. Well, that's what they all do.

And we will overcorrect. And I'm OK there.

I got fake news. Nah, that's fucked up. I still wouldn't have him watch my kid, though.

I think it all depends on how the economy is and if people feel like they have money in their pockets.

Either low inflation or stimmy checks.

A couple meme coins and rug pulls.

I also think corporate greed is like... probably one it's probably the biggest uh factor it's like i think we just so concerned with how the stocks like yeah how things are going in um stock market stock market and so

Some shit I just saw, DoorDash got sued for like 20 million because they were taking people's tips and using that money to pay the wages of the delivery. Wow. That's so fucking crazy.

But at least that you know that going into it. Like DoorDash was like, oh no, you didn't get any tips. And then just using that money to pay their big delivery fee.

Ooh. Yeah. And that's a thing. All these corporations are doing similar shit like that. Amazon workers, they barely get paid.

And they got no voice. They got no lobbyists.

Yeah. And like... even partly with my business, I see that. I made it a point to overpay because I've always been in production and I'm like, you know what, let me change things that bothered me back in the day. And that does stifle growth. Because I pay my employees really well, I can't open as many studios as I would like to. I have to wait till we build it up and now we can.

So it's like, I see what would motivate a business owner to pay less. because i can grow my shit way faster but at the same time it's like you just have to have zero empathy for people and that shit sucks yeah yeah it's easy for me i don't know

So I'm good on that.

Uber, Amazon, all these places. Yeah.

Oh, that is true. Yeah.

The difference between like CEO pay and the workers pay wasn't as, the gap wasn't as wide.

Capitalism people's like, you can't tell me how much I deserve to be paid for this. And everybody thinks, oh, one day that's going to be me. And I don't want somebody telling me how much I can get paid. All right, questions. There's less pushback. Let's just shoot these motherfuckers. That's what's going to end up happening.

But even though, like what Elon does for Tesla, Elon could be like, hey, we can make less profits this year and pay all of our employees more. And every company can do that.

The cynic in me is like, yo, let's just keep shit segregated. I'll just open for school.

I have...

classes come to wtf and like i just talk to the kids and shit like that and you never know that might just open their mind yeah help them see something like throw a fucking benefit show where just like underprivileged people able to come to show for free way to not give money i'm just saying not everything's about money no you're right you're right there's a lot of times influence is going to be way more impactful

I don't care, but it has to be some mystery in it that I could keep lying.

How long is it?

We'll take it. And it's wintertime. You shrink a little bit. That's a good point. That's what I'm saying. I don't have a good posture at all. You do contract a little bit. Damn it. It's wintertime. You shrink a little bit.

I'm gonna expose everybody.

both of those that's a man's kids son she's the one fucking up like i can't be mad at him no but you had a good point he had a good point on brilliant like i was like because we were going why the fuck would you call uh steve smith senior not talk to your wife and i'll say your point you had a good point because he's married and uh then he has a family it's like yeah so he's like that's why he says like in the beginning he's like oh people gonna care yeah a lot longer about i mean care about this longer about him than it is about me

Or more pissed because the girl you're cheating with is ugly. I think they get more pissed at that.

Really?

Just broke. Let me put this out there. Broke makers make more effort.