Vogue Williams

Other people inhabit up there.

But if we ever have a party in...

London, we have to get, I have one of those shark to a slushie machine and they sent me one.

And I have a slushie machine.

Did they?

I just sit there and slush.

Yeah, I was like, I'm never going to use a slushie machine.

So I put it in storage stupidly because that's all I'm ever going to use is a slushie machine.

with all things in my life unless someone's getting you a coffee it's not like she doesn't like them it's just she'd rather instant herself yeah I just for someone who lives alone and has the palatable you can't keep using that as an excuse it's one coffee what do you mean

You're like, I live alone.

I wouldn't be bothered making a whole coffee for myself.

I don't.

It's tragic over here, Vogue.

Sometimes when I'm on my own, I'll make pasta pesto and start eating it out of the pot.

I'm like, I'm not wasting another day.

I'm so allergic to instructions that I'd rather YouTube it.

I'm like, no, I'll YouTube.

I can't bear it.

And I've stopped asking Spenny to do stuff because he is, honestly, if something arrives, like I've ordered a bedside crib and when it arrives, I'm just going to build it myself because no matter what the product, it will arrive and he'll say, oh yeah, I'll do that.

There's always a screw missing.